Poll of the Day > I hate how advertising algorithms can't detect that you bought something

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lihlih
02/23/22 3:32:18 PM
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Like I just bought a Secretlab chair, and they're bombarding me with ads for Secretlab chairs. Like shit, you already have my money, you don't need keep advertising to me.

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Far-Queue
02/23/22 3:38:07 PM
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This. It's not rocket science.

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rjsilverthorn
02/23/22 5:09:10 PM
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lihlih posted...
Like I just bought a Secretlab chair, and they're bombarding me with ads for Secretlab chairs. Like shit, you already have my money, you don't need keep advertising to me.
My favorite is when Amazon sends me an email suggesting I might be interested in something I just looked at on Amazon.
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kangolcone
02/23/22 5:09:46 PM
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lihlih posted...
Like I just bought a Secretlab chair, and they're bombarding me with ads for Secretlab chairs. Like shit, you already have my money, you don't need keep advertising to me.

Have you considered a second?

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captpackrat
02/23/22 5:22:31 PM
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What really gets me is when I try to order a particular car part, like a radiator for a Ford Expedition, and Amazon starts pushing radiators for Toyotas and Chevys and Hondas. Like, really? I'll just squeeze a couple Camry radiators into my Expedition, they're small so I'll need like two or three.

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rjsilverthorn
02/23/22 5:29:13 PM
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captpackrat posted...
What really gets me is when I try to order a particular car part, like a radiator for a Ford Expedition, and Amazon starts pushing radiators for Toyotas and Chevys and Hondas. Like, really? I'll just squeeze a couple Camry radiators into my Expedition, they're small so I'll need like two or three.
Yeah, I bought a replacement batter for one of my Galaxy S phones and they spammed me with random cell batteries.
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Fierce_Deity_08
02/23/22 6:44:52 PM
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captpackrat posted...
What really gets me is when I try to order a particular car part, like a radiator for a Ford Expedition, and Amazon starts pushing radiators for Toyotas and Chevys and Hondas. Like, really? I'll just squeeze a couple Camry radiators into my Expedition, they're small so I'll need like two or three.
I like when you buy a car and a few months later, you get a brochure in the mail showing great deals on other cars of that brand. Hello, guys. The car I bought from you still works. Dont you have any faith in the durability of the cars you build?

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papercup
02/23/22 6:49:32 PM
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You hate that they don't have more info on you? o_O

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Metalsonic66
02/23/22 7:12:03 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/5/AAFUswAAC9kb.jpg

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Yellow
02/23/22 8:04:06 PM
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I only see ads if I'm on the wrong browser.

I pay subscriptions if ublock doesn't work.

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Krazy_Kirby
02/23/22 10:50:40 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpxAvjD_30

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BEERandWEED
02/23/22 10:52:48 PM
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I hate how advertising algorithms keep trying to get me to stop buying hamms.

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Metalsonic66
02/23/22 10:55:39 PM
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I hate how Utica chefs keep trying to get me to stop making Steamed Hams

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BEERandWEED
02/23/22 10:59:02 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
I hate how Utica chefs keep trying to get me to stop making Steamed Hams
Only buy them from hamdonalds

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The_Viscount
02/24/22 3:59:56 AM
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tbh, both it and their general lack of context is annoying.

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captpackrat
02/24/22 2:25:55 PM
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BEERandWEED posted...
I hate how advertising algorithms keep trying to get me to stop buying hamms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8njwKklop_w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnb-T3oeZDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wI77Z4KjA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StRaIt72Nzo

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