Current Events > This man shows up at your doorstep because his car broke down

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And it's pouring outside and his cellphone broke. He asks for some temporary shelter and if he may use your phone.

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What do?

"Go to the duplexes right over there - they have better stuff to steal"

I know that man is a trained Mechanic, among other things -- and ask him what his game is.

in all likelihood I would not answer the door and would hope he just fucks off and goes away

Realistically? I would sit quietly on my phone looking at the ring camera until he goes away lol

Questionmarktarius posted...

"Go to the duplexes right over there - they have better stuff to steal"

FigureOfSpeech posted...

in all likelihood I would not answer the door and would hope he just fucks off and goes away

Darkprince35 posted...

Realistically? I would sit quietly on my phone looking at the ring camera until he goes away lol

But he has a really friendly smile

FigureOfSpeech posted...

in all likelihood I would not answer the door and would hope he just fucks off and goes away

This. At least 35 other apartments in my building, he can try another one.

him

There aren't any pornstars in my apartment (or even any girls), so he should probably try another door.

Alright alright alright

He shows up at your door with a large sausage pizza

Will that be more enticing?

I don't answer the door to strangers

Touch posted...

He shows up at your door with a large sausage

tell me more >_>