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NeonOctopus 06/12/22 8:24:03 AM #1: |
Go directly to the link cuz autoplay is fucked up >_> https://imgur.com/fDMNh0N --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 06/12/22 8:27:57 AM #2: |
I kinda hope it got a nasty peak in on him. Dude needs to come out hurt enough to learn his lesson. Obviously don't want him dead or crippled for life. But If he doesn't get hurt he may try something like this again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 06/12/22 9:04:44 AM #3: |
https://youtu.be/38SLdvLOUqw?t=283 --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 06/12/22 11:56:48 AM #4: |
Here's some actual Donkey Kong shenanigans https://webmshare.com/play/AeENw --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 06/12/22 11:57:43 AM #5: |
Fuck that guy. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 06/12/22 11:59:44 AM #6: |
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/q0wmck/drunk_guy_jumps_into_the_ostrich_enclosure_and/ --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 06/12/22 12:02:08 PM #7: |
spikethedevil posted... https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/q0wmck/drunk_guy_jumps_into_the_ostrich_enclosure_and/Yeah, Ostriches will fuck you up. I think their kicks can actually kill you if they hit you in a bad spot >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeperMessiahXX 06/12/22 12:02:55 PM #8: |
You don't fuck with ostriches, they can fuck you up. --- IL&MYD TYFE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 06/12/22 12:18:59 PM #9: |
ostriches are dinosaurs that can disembowel you with a kick --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeperMessiahXX 06/12/22 12:20:24 PM #10: |
An ostrich nearly killed Johnny Cash. The ostrich didnt care. When I came back I was carrying a good stout six-foot stick, and I was prepared to use it. And sure enough, there he was on the trail in front of me, doing his thing. When he started moving toward me I went on the offensive, taking a good hard swipe at him. --- IL&MYD TYFE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivynn 06/12/22 12:24:28 PM #11: |
NeonOctopus posted... Yeah, Ostriches will fuck you up. I think their kicks can actually kill you if they hit you in a bad spot >_> There are lots of bad spots it can hit to kill you. It's more like you'll survive if they hit a good spot. --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 06/12/22 12:25:05 PM #12: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/5/AAUsi-AADVQN.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cobra1010 06/12/22 1:03:56 PM #13: |
These animals are always stronger than they look because we humans evolved our muscles for dexterity whilst they kept their power. Like monkeys are dangerous because they look small but they can drag a child away or grab your hair and take your scalp with it. --- Rule #17: Don't be a Hero - Unnecessary risks are risks that shouldn't be taken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 06/12/22 1:05:55 PM #14: |
I saw a clip of a gorilla casually smacking a coconut and busting it open. I was like WTF --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClockworkHare 06/12/22 1:25:55 PM #16: |
An angered adult ostrich can fuck people up. This guy is the stupid kid who sticks an arm into a tiger cage... --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 06/12/22 4:28:01 PM #17: |
Ivynn posted... There are lots of bad spots it can hit to kill you. Yeah. Ostriches are actually good at both stabbing/cutting and blunt attacks. They have devasting kicks. If one hits your head, stomach or chest you are fucking done. If there isn't somewhere safe(Like sufficiently deep water or a building or somewhere that removes you completely from its sight. VERY close either drop into the fetal positon and hope it loses interest thinking you are dead/sufficiently chastened or enter a stance protecting your upper torso and try to land a blow somewhere irritating enough to scare it off. You can't outrun an ostrich very long. It's top speed is about twice as fast as the fastest humans. It WILL catch you if you your escape route/hiding spot not very close it is a 100% fact that it will catch up FAST. They probably won't pursue zealously or far though so a good hiding spot is the best option unless you are in wide open field or trapped in an enclosed area. *I am not a wildlife expert or an ostrich attack survivor. This is a mix of common sense and basic online research. Don't fucking antagonize the pencil necked murder birds. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RISEofCHRISTIAN 06/12/22 4:30:00 PM #18: |
RIP Man tries died riding an ostrich shot down 97 barrels --- I don't drink. I don't smoke. My addiction is World Wrestling Entertainment. --------------------------- S T U P E N D O U S ! --------------------------- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 06/12/22 4:30:07 PM #19: |
Unsuprised_Pika posted... Yeah. Ostriches are actually good at both stabbing/cutting and blunt attacks. 45mph is way more than twice as fast. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 06/12/22 4:39:03 PM #20: |
spikethedevil posted... 45mph is way more than twice as fast. I was comparing to the fastest people who are in the mid-upper 20mph. Usain Bolt is what ~27MPH? The average person however? The ostrich would be 3-4 times faster. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 06/12/22 4:41:38 PM #21: |
He was thinking Expresso from Donkey Kong. It was thinking Ostro from Super Mario Bros. 2. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 06/12/22 4:52:28 PM #22: |
FortuneCookie posted... He was thinking Expresso from Donkey Kong.lol that's clever --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 06/13/22 8:15:18 AM #23: |
>_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://i.imgur.com/2aof3ao.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ajiri 06/13/22 8:17:03 AM #24: |
damn if you think about it and ostrich is just a really really giant chicken this is crazy --- WIRED https://www.youtube.com/user/wired ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 06/13/22 8:26:17 AM #25: |
spikethedevil posted... 45mph is way more than twice as fast. Nah humans can run over 25mph just not for very long. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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