Current Events > Reviewbrah deems Papa John's new 'Papa Bowls' to be DISGUSTING

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voldothegr8
08/29/22 6:26:12 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktzhD93oBR4

It straight up looks inedible, wtf were they thinking?

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Back_Stabbath
08/29/22 6:29:20 PM
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for people who can't even be bothered microwaving their own slop.

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CADE_FOSTER
08/29/22 6:37:22 PM
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All fast food is disgusting Americans need to stop eating shit like that
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Ludwig_Von_2
08/29/22 6:38:48 PM
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I mean its Papa Johns what did you expect?

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Oubliettes
08/29/22 6:39:01 PM
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that kid looks like the lovechild of tilda swinton and doug jones

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Null_Gain
08/29/22 6:39:32 PM
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Ludwig_Von_2 posted...
I mean its Papa Johns what did you expect?


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voldothegr8
08/29/22 6:39:57 PM
#7:


CADE_FOSTER posted...
All fast food is disgusting Americans need to stop eating shit like that

Even among fast food bowls this has to be the worst of the worst.

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FigureOfSpeech
08/29/22 6:46:35 PM
#8:


I used to work at a Dominos and we had these trays for catching cheese and toppings, which we called "pits."

These bowls are literally just those but heated up >_>. We could have made these that way, but I don't think we could have given them away for free to drunk college students at 4 in the morning (maybe some would've accepted, but many would not have)

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Zikten
08/29/22 6:48:38 PM
#9:


Even before the review starts, it sounds unappealing. Why a bowl of toppings? It should be a pasta bowl.
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Irony
08/29/22 6:49:38 PM
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Sounds like those dumb KFC bowls

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DrizztLink
08/29/22 6:52:52 PM
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Irony posted...
Sounds like those dumb KFC bowls
You back the fuck up.

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Damn_Underscore
08/29/22 6:53:06 PM
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What an admirable man

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ANort175
08/29/22 7:16:11 PM
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Gotta feel bad for that one guy at the brainstorming meeting for this who spoke up and said "Uh, shouldn't we add some kind of pasta to this to make it...not suck ass?" only to immediately get shouted down by a room full of morons.

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FigureOfSpeech
08/29/22 7:20:21 PM
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wait a minute...

maybe these were inspired by that episode of south park where people were quarantined in papa johns and were eating just toppings and cheese because gluten was making their dicks fly off

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Naysaspace
08/29/22 7:21:18 PM
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good lord that looks awful

it's like one of those $1 michelinas TV dinners, except it's papa johns so it's $13.99 + delivery + tip.
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kelemvor
08/29/22 7:29:50 PM
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Marcos has had the same kind of thing for years... Its for people who are doing low carb or gluten free diets. My wife has ordered them a few times.

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NoxObscuras
08/29/22 7:30:38 PM
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I mean... I hate how bland their crust is, but that doesn't make this bowl appealing lol. At least add some pasta or potatoes (fries/tots)

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Northlane
08/29/22 7:35:04 PM
#18:


FigureOfSpeech posted...
wait a minute...

maybe these were inspired by that episode of south park where people were quarantined in papa johns and were eating just toppings and cheese because gluten was making their dicks fly off
LMAO

I remember that episode, "if it's not dangerous, then eat that pure concentrated gluten, mmkay?"

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Kafkaf
08/29/22 7:42:21 PM
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Delicious burnt plastic and slime

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Vyrulisse
08/29/22 7:47:27 PM
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"I would describe it more as an odor as opposed to a scent"

lol ouch

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Northlane
08/30/22 12:40:52 AM
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"...Slop that's poured into a feeding trough, and you have like a bunch of hogs lined up and they're all just eating it."

LOL

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Tyranthraxus
08/30/22 12:43:16 AM
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tbh I don't think I've ever seen a reviewbrah video where he's like "this is good you should definitely get this"

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Bad_Mojo
08/30/22 12:45:13 AM
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I'm pretty sure TC is the YouTube guy. The only reason I know about that guy is because of Gamefaqs, and that says something

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Frolex
08/30/22 12:45:43 AM
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wow lmao they really jus straight pour raw toppings into a plastic bowl. I was expecting something more like a lasagna when I heard they were making these

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pegusus123456
08/30/22 12:47:24 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
I'm pretty sure TC is the YouTube guy. The only reason I know about that guy is because of Gamefaqs, and that says something
The dude has over two million subscribers, I'm not sure he needs to market himself on CE.

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Bad_Mojo
08/30/22 12:47:28 AM
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Are you reading a script, TC?

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Bad_Mojo
08/30/22 12:48:13 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
The dude has over two million subscribers, I'm not sure he needs to market himself on CE.

Market? No, I mean he was a CEmen long before he was famous on YouTube and he's just addicted to this place like the rest of us

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MC_BatCommander
08/30/22 12:48:34 AM
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What a horrible idea, what the fuck were they thinking?

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Questionmarktarius
08/30/22 12:49:09 AM
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Keto has gone too far this time.
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A_Good_Boy
08/30/22 12:53:09 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
The dude has over two million subscribers, I'm not sure he needs to market himself on CE.
One CEman is worth 100k views. He should be grateful if we decide to make him go viral.

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Bad_Mojo
08/30/22 12:54:08 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
One CEman is worth 100k views. He should be grateful if we decide to make him go viral.

What? TC isn't helping this YT guy, TC IS the YT guy

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Bad_Mojo
08/30/22 12:59:41 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



99.64%

I just looked at THAT site, and TC is ALWAYS the person that posts his videos on here.

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viewmaster_pi
08/30/22 1:00:31 AM
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i can tell the green pepper is responsible for 90% of what makes these a disaster

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pegusus123456
08/30/22 1:05:24 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
99.64%

I just looked at THAT site, and TC is ALWAYS the person that posts his videos on here.
Maybe he just likes this dude's videos?

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PepsiWithCoke
08/30/22 1:05:43 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Doubt it, TC's account is from 2003, review dude would have been like 6.

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Bad_Mojo
08/30/22 1:06:54 AM
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PepsiWithCoke posted...
Doubt it, TC's account is from 2003, review dude would have been like 6.

So he's an account thief as well?!

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TheGoldenEel
08/30/22 1:07:25 AM
#39:


Bad_Mojo posted...
99.64%

I just looked at THAT site, and TC is ALWAYS the person that posts his videos on here.
TCs account is 19 years old and the dude in the video is 25

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kingdrake2
08/30/22 1:07:26 AM
#40:


Zikten posted...
It should be a pasta bowl.


can boil pasta and use that with the bake.

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Error1355
08/30/22 1:07:50 AM
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why the fuck is there an item that is just pizza toppings in a bake tray
wtf

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Chicken
08/30/22 1:08:14 AM
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Im surprised reviewbrah is still a thing. I thought he would have entered his metamorphosis by now and become a moth or something

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Bad_Mojo
08/30/22 1:09:45 AM
#43:


TheGoldenEel posted...
TCs account is 19 years old and the dude in the video is 25

DP45 started on GameFaqs younger than that

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Prestoff
08/30/22 1:14:53 AM
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Oubliettes posted...
that kid looks like the lovechild of tilda swinton and doug jones

lol

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Ricemills
08/30/22 1:19:12 AM
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Daym Drops also hate this lol.

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silverpine
08/30/22 1:19:12 AM
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bruh when he slid it open my soul left my body
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BearlyWilling
08/30/22 1:24:14 AM
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lol why are people so surprised by this

common keto thing. papa murphys does it toothough I actually do like theirs with the right seasonings/toppings

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HylianFox
08/30/22 1:24:56 AM
#48:


Oubliettes posted...
tilda swinton

THAT'S who I was thinking of, thank you

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Aristoph
08/30/22 1:53:02 AM
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I mean...the toppings are my favorite part of a pizza. I don't think that's a strange thing. Sometimes I'll eat most of a pizza and I'll want more, but I'm getting full and don't want another full slice. So I'll just pull the toppings off the slice and eat that. It's delicious.

....this "Papa Bowl" is not that. That bowl of greasy slop looks atrocious. Without any dough to soak up some of the grease, it's just stewing in the stuff like the most disgusting soup in history. Nasty.

100% guaranteed, this came about because someone in some meeting said "hey, there's a big market for people who don't eat bread, why don't we just put the toppings in a bowl?" And nobody at any step of the process actually stopped and looked at what they were making.

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kingdrake2
08/30/22 2:29:02 AM
#50:


Aristoph posted...
.the toppings are my favorite part of a pizza


take and bake papa murphy's fits the bill if want that.
especially on the chicago stuffed style pizza.

so filling, 2nd place is safeway signature select if the pizza goes on sale normally it's 6-7$.

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