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UnfairRepresent
10/03/22 5:44:31 PM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but to earn it you have to defeat AOC in a boxing match. 6,000 seat Arena and televised on ESPN and around the world on the Internet.

You won't get anything if you lose or draw. AOC will be legitimately trying her best to win if you accept the fight.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/3/AAZiH8AACU3F.jpg

Would you do it?

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Evening_Dragon
10/03/22 5:45:51 PM
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Sorry lady, money is money. I'll vote for you, even stevens.

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FortuneCookie
10/03/22 5:47:19 PM
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Land a bunch of weak punches
Block most of hers
Win on points

It's like the Floyd Mayweather strategy. Er, the one he uses on men. He obviously has no qualms striking a woman.

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AldousIsDead
10/03/22 5:48:59 PM
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Screw that, I'll take a dive.

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UnfairRepresent
10/03/22 5:49:06 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...


It's like the Floyd Mayweather strategy
I mean in fairness to the guy, you can't argue with results.

He earned big cash and didn't get his brains scrambled. That's a good hussle

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Naysaspace
10/03/22 5:49:45 PM
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Of course. This is the america she chooses to be rich in. If she was a true woman if her words, she'd buck her gubmint benefits and donate most of her salary to charity. But she doesn't. She chooses the taxpayer teet. So we choose to box.
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YeOld3DS
10/03/22 5:51:56 PM
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Rather beat her in a wrestling match if you know what I mean ;)
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garan
10/03/22 5:52:08 PM
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Had to look it up-- she's only 5'3. I'd have huge reach & weight advantages.
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Jennywentnorth8
10/03/22 5:53:10 PM
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Yeah. I would definitely let her beat on me for awhile though, cuz that's my fetish. Then I would whoop her ass.
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Naysaspace
10/03/22 6:01:33 PM
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Is that your actual fetish or do you just watch porno of it, having never actually done it

Very different things.
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UnfairRepresent
10/03/22 6:03:52 PM
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garan posted...
Had to look it up-- she's only 5'3. I'd have huge reach & weight advantages.
Yeah she's tiny

barely weighs anything either

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UnfairRepresent
10/03/22 7:08:26 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
Is that your actual fetish or do you just watch porno of it, having never actually done it

Very different things.
I.... I don't do either

It's not a fetish

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Letron_James
10/03/22 7:15:34 PM
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I'd legit only try to hit her once, and very softly. Then I'd Floyd Mayweather my way to the dub. Afterwards we going to the club and I'm gonna do shots off her aocs


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haloiscoolisbak
10/03/22 7:16:23 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
Is that your actual fetish or do you just watch porno of it, having never actually done it

Very different things.

I learnt this the hard way lol

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Bishop_Hastur
10/03/22 7:43:57 PM
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garan posted...
Had to look it up-- she's only 5'3. I'd have huge reach & weight advantages.
There is a reason that weight classes exist.

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rodu_jr
10/03/22 7:51:05 PM
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sorry lady
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UnfairRepresent
10/04/22 4:07:28 AM
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Found something CE is United in

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Nukazie
10/04/22 4:10:00 AM
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$86,000 is $86,000


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BloodMoon7
10/04/22 4:10:01 AM
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Texas SMASH

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VampireCoyote
10/04/22 4:13:23 AM
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I would never punch her

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frozenstar
10/04/22 4:13:40 AM
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No I would not do that.
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Kimbos_Egg
10/04/22 4:17:50 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Texas SMASH

united states of SMASH

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Ricemills
10/04/22 4:27:46 AM
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legit boxing match? sure.
aim for TKO. if the referee is fair then it should happen quickly.

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