Current Events > $500,000 but you have to coach Kanye West to beat the Dark Souls games.

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UnfairRepresent
12/09/22 5:25:59 PM
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Would you do it?


Money is after tax but you won't get it until Kayne West has completed:

Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 1, Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin, Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne and Elden Ring.

Latest patch of all games, no mods or trainers.

Kanye has to beat the games himself. You can show him what to do and sit next to him when he does it, giving him advice and backseating but it will only count if he actively beats the games himself.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/2/AAZiH8AABnHa.jpg

Would you do it?

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Irony
12/09/22 5:26:25 PM
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I don't want to be in the same room as that fucker

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FatAnimeBooty
12/09/22 5:26:46 PM
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Irony posted...
I don't want to be in the same room as that fucker

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NoxObscuras
12/09/22 5:27:17 PM
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I tell him "git gud" and then walk away. Where money?

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MarthGoomba
12/09/22 5:28:06 PM
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I just tell him to use a shield

Easy money

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LordGoats
12/09/22 5:29:01 PM
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Impossible task
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Dakimakura
12/09/22 5:29:01 PM
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500k and get murdered

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UnfairRepresent
12/09/22 5:29:49 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
I just tell him to use a shield

Easy money
Someone never played Bloodborne

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MarthGoomba
12/09/22 5:30:19 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Someone never played Bloodborne
That's not Dark Souls

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CalosiaTana
12/09/22 5:31:27 PM
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No amount of money is worth having to just be near that worthless sack of shit

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garan
12/09/22 6:00:43 PM
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Considering I can't stand that type of frustrating game, there's zero chance this could happen.

Plus I don't want to be around a loon like Kanye.
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Vokrent
12/09/22 6:02:44 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
That's not Dark Souls
someone never read the actual post and just made an assumption off the title.

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Smiffwilm
12/09/22 6:04:09 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Someone never played Bloodborne
Nor did they read what you typed lol.

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Alteres
12/09/22 6:06:21 PM
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Isnt this one of those mfers that says he doesnt read?

I would most likely not be able to handle this task.

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Nirvanas_Nox
12/09/22 6:10:04 PM
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Pass. I don't wanna be in the same room as him. Plus even if you tried to teach him he isn't gonna listen anyway

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Tom_Joad
12/09/22 6:12:12 PM
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I coach Kanye on how to use a hammer to beat the hardcopy disc versions of the game into the ground.

Then walk out with $500,000.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/09/22 6:14:43 PM
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I get not liking Kanye. But it's not hard to be around someone like him when 500k is s on the line. Hell, a lot of people were born around people like him and had to endure it their entire lives and only got trauma out of it. You tellin me you couldn't do it for an attempt at 500k? Im anti-hustle and even I know being around him for 500k is easy money. You guys never watched a 6 year old? They also say the most wild shit lol.

I don't think he'd sit still and do it tho. Regardless of how well you get along.

Actually. This question would be better with the 6 year old in place of Kanye imo. It's less emotionally motivated and more fun of a topic.

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Starline
12/09/22 6:18:03 PM
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I doubt he could even do it, so pass.
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Foppe
12/09/22 6:19:47 PM
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I would punch him in the face and walk away.

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UnfairRepresent
12/11/22 12:02:49 PM
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Foppe posted...
I would punch him in the face and walk away.
That'd probably end with you walking away into a jail cell

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