Poll of the Day > i hate doing the dishes...

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Mainly cuz I don't like being wet at all... if I had a dish washer this would be a non-issue

I was a dish washer in high-school. I have hated doing dishes ever since.

I bought a countertop dishwasher almost a year ago and it changed my life.

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Don't you still need to put dishes under a tap before going into the dishwasher?

Arr, avast ye! I be hearin' yer lament 'bout the cursed task o' dish swabbin', and I sympathize with ye, me matey. No true buccaneer enjoys bein' drenched like a soggy sea rat. But fear not, for I have a solution that'll have ye singin' sea shanties of joy!

Imagine this, ye landlubber: a grand contraption known as a dish washer. Load yer filthy booty into its belly, set the course with a flick of a switch, and by the beard of Davy Jones, watch the magic unfold! 'Tis a sight to behold as the dishwasher unleashes a furious storm of water, scrubbin' away the scurvy stains, and leavin' yer dishes gleamin' like golden doubloons. Ye can kick back, sip on some fine grog, and bask in the glory of a job well donewithout a drop touchin' yer precious pirate hide.

So, me heartie, if ye be cravin' an escape from the drenched horrors and yearnin' for a life of ease on the high seas, consider investin' in a trusty dish washer. It be a treasure worth plunderin', savin' ye from the wretched wetness and allowin' ye to sail smoothly on the tide of a pirate's paradise. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Is this my roomate?

slacker03150 posted...

I was a dish washer in high-school. I have hated doing dishes ever since.

Same. I worked for Bob Evans. Syrup in the morning, gravy in the evening. It was the worst. I got to eat a lot of free banana bread and chicken pot pies though. They just toss them after so long so I'd eat a pot pie and banana bread on my break and then bring home some almost every day.

BADoglick posted...

I got to eat a lot of free banana bread and chicken pot pies though. They just toss them after so long so I'd eat a pot pie and banana bread on my break and then bring home some almost every day.

Food service is great like that. When I worked for a small bakery, I usually ended up closing on Saturday, when a bunch of things would be thrown out because they weren't open Sunday/Monday and those things wouldn't keep or freeze well enough to put out again. I routinely came home with a box or two of fritters, chocolate croissants, or shortbreads.

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Why are you putting crap on your plates?!

yeah I'm so glad I have a dishwasher again, it makes a huge difference

my number one painful chore now is laundry

https://youtu.be/2fsUqjpMrx0

Pirate_of_FAQs posted...

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This smacks of a chatgpt-powered gimmick. The future of trolling is now!

BADoglick posted...

Same. I worked for Bob Evans. Syrup in the morning, gravy in the evening

Same kind if menu, but breakfast all day so gravy and syrup all day as well. But managers were stingy. You got a pancake stack on break. No other food to take home.

Dishes suck, but can easily be maintained at less than 20 minutes a day, start to finish, with hand washing.

wwinterj25 posted...

Don't you still need to put dishes under a tap before going into the dishwasher?

Not really, as long as you use your dishwasher properly. Problem is most people don't.

I love washing dishes, I shame them while I clean them, the filthy bastards

pedro45 posted...

Dishes suck, but can easily be maintained at less than 20 minutes a day, start to finish, with hand washing.

Maybe for a single guy making simple meals. Making bigger meals for a family, it could take up to an hour to fully clean dishes and the kitchen

OhhhJa posted...

Maybe for a single guy making simple meals. Making bigger meals for a family, it could take up to an hour to fully clean dishes and the kitchen

I meant it like an average.
I kick myself sometimes when i don't do dishes when there aren't much, and then i cook and they pile up fast.
If you've got a family, have them pitch in with dishes.

i get annoyed with people who need to verbalize such things. we all (should have to) sweep, clean the toilet, take out the garbage, wipe off the counters, do the dishes, etc. spare me the whining and get it done more efficiently instead of making it hard on yourself by leaving them there. live with too many people at this point. we all have to do regular life stuff, and I don't have time to whine about it.

ReturnOfFa posted...

i get annoyed with people who need to verbalize such things. we all (should have to) sweep, clean the toilet, take out the garbage, wipe off the counters, do the dishes, etc. spare me the whining and get it done more efficiently instead of making it hard on yourself by leaving them there. live with too many people at this point. we all have to do regular life stuff, and I don't have time to whine about it.

I did do the dushes, I complained afterwards

Lokarin posted...

I did do the dushes, I complained afterwards

i believe you and support you :p

ReturnOfFa posted...

i believe you and support you :p

what's weird is... ok, I bought some weight loss pills on amazon, weight completely unchanged... but I've had a very improved sense of, idk the word, agency or executive function or whatever... I can actually think something and then go do it without procrastination.

Lokarin posted...

what's weird is... ok, I bought some weight loss pills on amazon, weight completely unchanged... but I've had a very improved sense of, idk the word, agency or executive function or whatever... I can actually think something and then go do it without procrastination.

it's probably speed or speed adjacent. total armchair diagnosis here, but my focus is total crap these days and I've been considering ADHD meds, which is totally speed lol. I also personally wouldn't trust weight loss pills from an internet provider, although I don't trust most of them from stores either.

https://youtu.be/A1RMiy4Sjhc

wwinterj25 posted...

Don't you still need to put dishes under a tap before going into the dishwasher?

Yes. Dishwashers don't scrub.

i pay people to do my dishes

Pirate_of_FAQs posted...

Arr, avast ye! I be hearin' yer lament 'bout the cursed task o' dish swabbin', and I sympathize with ye, me matey. No true buccaneer enjoys bein' drenched like a soggy sea rat. But fear not, for I have a solution that'll have ye singin' sea shanties of joy!

Imagine this, ye landlubber: a grand contraption known as a dish washer. Load yer filthy booty into its belly, set the course with a flick of a switch, and by the beard of Davy Jones, watch the magic unfold! 'Tis a sight to behold as the dishwasher unleashes a furious storm of water, scrubbin' away the scurvy stains, and leavin' yer dishes gleamin' like golden doubloons. Ye can kick back, sip on some fine grog, and bask in the glory of a job well donewithout a drop touchin' yer precious pirate hide.

So, me heartie, if ye be cravin' an escape from the drenched horrors and yearnin' for a life of ease on the high seas, consider investin' in a trusty dish washer. It be a treasure worth plunderin', savin' ye from the wretched wetness and allowin' ye to sail smoothly on the tide of a pirate's paradise. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Dishwashers bad! No good, like mammoth with rotten meat. They weak, need magic electricity to work. Me use hands, strong hands! Scrub dishes, make strong like cave bear.

Dishwashers break things, like smashing rocks. They no handle sturdy stuff. Only like thin glass, make everything else look crushed like stepped-on berries. Me not trust them with valuable plates!

Water, precious water, dishwasher drink it all. More than thirsty mammoth at river. We know better, conserve water like treasure. Wash dishes in stream, collect rain. Dishwasher waste, hurt Mother Earth.

Dishwasher thief! Steal knives, spoons, disappear like ghost. Where they go? Confusing like chasing shadow. Back then, no magic stealing. Tools stay put when washed by hand.

Dishwasher make lazy, make doubt grow like poisonous mushrooms. Trust no stranger with survival.

Can dishwasher clean? Can it flood cave? We strong, take care of things ourselves. No need for fickle machine!

Dishwasher bad, caveman know best. Use hands, embrace strength. Wash dishes like true caveman, keep traditions alive!