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IfGodCouldDie
09/20/23 6:16:04 PM
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And she got really upset because Chef is her favourite character.

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Solar_Crimson
09/20/23 6:17:04 PM
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His whole "quitting" thing was extremely sketchy anyway. According to his brother, Hayes was in poor health at the time, and the Church of Scientology took it upon themselves to quit the show for him.

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Vicious_Dios
09/20/23 6:17:49 PM
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Oh boy...

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Irony
09/20/23 6:18:14 PM
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He didn't quit he died

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Tyranthraxus
09/20/23 6:19:04 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
His whole "quitting" thing was extremely sketchy anyway. According to his brother, Hayes was in poor health at the time, and the Church of Scientology took it upon themselves to quit the show for him.

The church killed Hayes by means of not letting him get proper medical care.

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Tyranthraxus
09/20/23 6:19:32 PM
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Irony posted...
He didn't quit he died

He did both, or rather the church forced him to do both.

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Irony
09/20/23 6:21:32 PM
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The church didn't force him. They spoke for him without his consent.

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kingdrake2
09/20/23 6:29:04 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
rather the church forced him to do bot


chef's death on the show is the exact way in which the real life hayes died :(.

brainwashed etc.

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Prestoff
09/20/23 6:37:40 PM
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Man, it sucks because almost everyone I know had Chef at least their top 3 favorite South Park character. Really fucking sucked what happened.

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Zikten
09/20/23 6:40:38 PM
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I mourn Chefs parents more than Chef himself
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008Zulu
09/20/23 6:43:14 PM
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Zikten posted...
I mourn Chefs parents more than Chef himself
Not sure why, they will give you tree fiddy anyway.

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creativerealms
09/20/23 6:48:26 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
His whole "quitting" thing was extremely sketchy anyway. According to his brother, Hayes was in poor health at the time, and the Church of Scientology took it upon themselves to quit the show for him.
I heard this conflicting rumor that Parker and Stone killed off Chef thinking Hayes wouldn't come back after they made fun of Scientology but really he had no problem with it and would have came back. Really doing something like that would be totally in character for Parker and Stone but that doesn't mean it happened.

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Tyranthraxus
09/20/23 7:00:14 PM
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creativerealms posted...
I heard this conflicting rumor that Parker and Stone killed off Chef thinking Hayes wouldn't come back after they made fun of Scientology but really he had no problem with it and would have came back. Really doing something like that would be totally in character for Parker and Stone but that doesn't mean it happened.

There's a few layers to this.
  1. They did get into an argument with Hayes after the scientology episode but he didn't quit.
  2. The resignation letter they eventually got wasn't written by him but they weren't aware of it at first. We don't know the exact contents but it did seem to imply he was quitting over scientology.
  3. Hayes, who had no idea what the fuck was in the letter said that he quit over health issues and that he supported Parker & Stone's comedy. This made him look like a liar.
  4. Hayes dies a year later which makes everyone reexamine the health issues.
  5. We find out later from the family that The CoS resigned for Hayes and denied him access to medical doctors as he was sick.

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