Current Events > Hypothetical: Your friend blows his Bar Mitzvah money on strippers and pogs.

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UnfairRepresent
10/03/23 8:10:38 PM
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He had been saving it all this time but then one night got fucked up on marijuana and went to a strip club.

Spent the lot on beer, strippers and vintage pogs on eBay in a wild bender.

Now he's hung over and full of self loathing and regret when you meet up.

"I don't know what to do man. What do I tell my parents!?"

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How do you react?
What do you do?


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Ryangrad
10/03/23 8:12:19 PM
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He saved his Bar Mitzvah money for 30 years? If it's in an investment account, that's gotta be worth a good chunk of change.

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LordMarshal
10/03/23 8:12:47 PM
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Check out his slammers.

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Tora_Sami
10/03/23 8:14:19 PM
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Ryangrad posted...
He saved his Bar Mitzvah money for 30 years? If it's in an investment account, that's gotta be worth a good chunk of change.

Correction, was a good chunk of change.

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Saxon
10/03/23 8:16:16 PM
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A 13 year old Jewish boy may be deemed a man in their culture, but in other cultures he's still a boy and wouldn't have access to those things.
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Zikten
10/03/23 8:17:03 PM
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I ask him about Alf being back in pog form
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UnfairRepresent
10/03/23 8:18:36 PM
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Saxon posted...
A 13 year old Jewish boy may be deemed a man in their culture, but in other cultures he's still a boy and wouldn't have access to those things.
You're friends with 13 year old boys? O_o

I kinda assumed he was the same age group as you

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Ryangrad
10/03/23 8:18:56 PM
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Saxon posted...
A 13 year old Jewish boy may be deemed a man in their culture, but in other cultures he's still a boy and wouldn't have access to those things.
You're friends with a 13 year old?

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Kradek
10/03/23 8:19:27 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
but then one night got fucked up on marijuana and went to a strip club.

That seems like a weird thing to pin on marijuana.

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Saxon
10/03/23 8:24:56 PM
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No, I don't know anyone who is Jewish.

But I know how it works.

a 13 year old Jewish boy is considered a man at that age and they celebrate him with elaborate gifts on his birthday to mark the crossover to manhood.

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Zikten
10/03/23 8:26:13 PM
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Do 13 year old girls get a party too or just the boys?
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Saxon
10/03/23 8:27:04 PM
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Just boys
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Rotterdammerung
10/03/23 8:27:39 PM
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Saxon posted...
A 13 year old Jewish boy may be deemed a man in their culture, but in other cultures he's still a boy and wouldn't have access to those things.
Why are you friends with 13 year olds?

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Zikten
10/03/23 8:28:03 PM
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Saxon posted...
Just boys
Damn
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UnfairRepresent
10/03/23 8:28:18 PM
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Zikten posted...
Do 13 year old girls get a party too or just the boys?
Girls get one too although for some reason it's called Bat rather than Bar.

People also tend to give them less money because sexist gonna sexist

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Saxon
10/03/23 8:34:51 PM
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By the way, any of ya'll still watch THE GOLDBERGS? About a Jewish boy coming of age in the 80s.

Is it still on the air? If it is, the show ran longer than the actual 80s decade.
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Kradek
10/04/23 4:13:30 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
People also tend to give them less money because sexist gonna sexist

This is interesting to me since you're only officially ethnically Jewish based off your mother. Plus I've heard that ancient Jewish societies treated women better than others.

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divot1338
10/04/23 4:18:24 PM
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I spend all my pog and stripper money on a bar mitzvah. Because I am a great friend.

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