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mach25687
02/17/24 11:03:14 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vrbzZNEm1c

Where Maury?

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Ratchetrockon
02/17/24 11:04:41 PM
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i hope it is a stingshark
or a sharkray

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sabin017
02/17/24 11:04:44 PM
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I'm Sharkacus.

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CE_gonna_CE
02/17/24 11:05:19 PM
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Ill never forgive the stingray that killed Irwin

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CRON
02/17/24 11:05:31 PM
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"Look at the fins, Maury! Look at the fins!"

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AlphaWhelp
02/17/24 11:06:01 PM
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Sharks cannot literally impregnate other sharks of a different species. There's zero chance one of them impregnated a completely different animal.

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FortuneCookie
02/17/24 11:07:57 PM
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AlphaWhelp posted...
Sharks cannot literally impregnate other sharks of a different species. There's zero chance one of them impregnated a completely different animal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA
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Kurt_Russel
02/17/24 11:08:03 PM
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Wasnt there a topic debunking this

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Ratchetrockon
02/17/24 11:11:31 PM
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i have faith

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AgentCoulson
02/17/24 11:32:34 PM
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Not sure which one I'd want more: Sharkray or StingJesus.

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ForsakenHermit
02/17/24 11:34:20 PM
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Maury should do a 1 time amazing animals/paternity test episode.

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ClayGuida
02/17/24 11:44:33 PM
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It may have just mutated to where it can reproduce with itself.

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Rotterdammerung
02/17/24 11:46:36 PM
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AlphaWhelp posted...
Sharks cannot literally impregnate other sharks of a different species. There's zero chance one of them impregnated a completely different animal.
From memory there are some species of parthenogenic lizards that mate with males of other species to kickstart the parthenogenic process

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AlphaWhelp
02/18/24 12:51:04 AM
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Rotterdammerung posted...
From memory there are some species of parthenogenic lizards that mate with males of other species to kickstart the parthenogenic process

Parthenogenic "mating" is a thing but the child still won't inherit anything from the mate.

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Arcanine2009
02/18/24 1:53:01 AM
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Clearly the father is

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ed8abb63.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/24df5fd7.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/24df5fd7.jpg

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Ricemills
02/18/24 1:55:53 AM
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Jesus Shark doo doo do do do

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Rob_Cesternino
02/18/24 3:23:54 AM
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AlphaWhelp posted...
Sharks cannot literally impregnate other sharks of a different species. There's zero chance one of them impregnated a completely different animal.

Life, uh, finds a way

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LaLeyenda
02/18/24 3:30:38 AM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Ill never forgive the stingray that killed Irwin
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/017a0dd0.jpg

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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 3:46:55 AM
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This is really gross how everyone in the video is talking about this with a smile on their face.

they put a female stingray in the same tank as multiple male sharks.

They basically set up this sting ray to be sexually assaulted.

These people should be put in jail.

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Purple_Cheetah
02/18/24 4:12:38 AM
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Adding to the lizard thing. I came across mention of a previous example of a female stingray or something else, simply mated in the past and just stored the sperm for much later. The male sharks biting could have triggered her to decide "It's time".

Though the headline of possible sharkray babies definitely gets more attention.
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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 4:13:51 AM
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They even talked about how the Ray had bite marks from other sharks.

These people are disgusting and should he charged with animal abuse.

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Nukazie
02/18/24 4:14:59 AM
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i wouldn't be surprised if there are multiple undocumented species crossbreeding conducted by people

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mach25687
02/18/24 8:05:29 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

So would that be instead of walking on water it would be swimming on land?

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Irony
02/18/24 8:08:36 AM
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It's one of the aquarium workers

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SpawnShadow
02/18/24 11:56:52 AM
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CE_gonna_CE posted...
Ill never forgive the stingray that killed Irwin
You should. Steve would have.
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Notti
02/18/24 12:22:42 PM
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I'm gonna guess parthenogenesis.

Saw a story on an aquarium shark last year.

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