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pres_madagascar 12/12/20 10:06:14 AM #1:	Jesus fucking christ. Saw a hooker in Japan town, decided to try it, and oh god I wish I hadn't. It's entirely pov of you fucking her, with full nudity and multiple positions in this weirdly animated, oddly choreographed sexual...thing. Do not recommend. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:948242142] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>Jesus fucking christ. Saw a hooker in Japan town, decided to try it, and oh god I wish I hadn't. It's entirely pov of you fucking her, with full nudity and multiple positions in this weirdly animated, oddly choreographed sexual...thing. Do not recommend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
squarion 12/12/20 10:07:07 AM #2:	Never cared for sex in games, cringed hard with Witcher 3 --- Favorite Game of All Time: Donkey Kong Country 2 <cite>squarion posted [p:948242165] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>Never cared for sex in games, cringed hard with Witcher 3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 12/12/20 10:10:10 AM #3:	I like all the randos you can bang in AC Odyssey, you go to a blacksmith to get a quest and hes like I got a spot in my shop --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:948242244] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>I like all the randos you can bang in AC Odyssey, you go to a blacksmith to get a quest and hes like I got a spot in my shop </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 12/12/20 10:11:30 AM #4:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... I like all the randos you can bang in AC Odyssey, you go to a blacksmith to get a quest and hes like I got a spot in my shop Banging that guy's wife and afterward he thanked you was hilarious. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:948242280] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>KiwiTerraRizing posted... </cite> <quote>I like all the randos you can bang in AC Odyssey, you go to a blacksmith to get a quest and hes like I got a spot in my shop</quote>Banging that guy's wife and afterward he thanked you was hilarious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 12/12/20 10:13:42 AM #5:	pres_madagascar posted... Do not recommend. Thanks, I'm going to try this now! :D --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:948242361] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>pres_madagascar posted... </cite> <quote>Do not recommend.</quote> Thanks, I'm going to try this now! :D </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/12/20 12:06:07 PM #6:	opens up Steam --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:948245667] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>opens up Steam </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 12/12/20 12:08:41 PM #7:	I really don't get the appeal of sex scenes in video games they're all so awful --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:948245768] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>I really don't get the appeal of sex scenes in video games they're all so awful </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 12/12/20 12:10:07 PM #8:	can you skip them? --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:948245816] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>can you skip them? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 12/12/20 12:10:44 PM #9:	TC hasnt played a single David Caige game I see. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:948245831] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>TC hasnt played a single David Caige game I see. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Samurontai 12/12/20 12:12:42 PM #10:	Doom_Art posted... can you skip them? You dont have to go through with them at all. Theyre not a necessary part of the story from what I can see. Im only 40 or so hours in, so maybe later it would be, but all the ones Ive seen are optional. --- https://imgur.com/Scl5rwX https://imgur.com/Fjgt7Qq https://imgur.com/NidhAni https://imgur.com/IGIbQPk <cite>Samurontai posted [p:948245902] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>Doom_Art posted... </cite> <quote>can you skip them?</quote> You dont have to go through with them at all. Theyre not a necessary part of the story from what I can see. Im only 40 or so hours in, so maybe later it would be, but all the ones Ive seen are optional. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BakonBitz 12/12/20 12:14:00 PM #11:	pres_madagascar posted... Jesus fucking christ. Saw a hooker in Japan town, decided to try it, and oh god I wish I hadn't. It's entirely pov of you fucking her, with full nudity and multiple positions in this weirdly animated, oddly choreographed sexual...thing. Do not recommend. Question, is it any better than what you find in House Party? (I am NOT linking to it, just look it up) --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>BakonBitz posted [p:948245942] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote>Jesus fucking christ. Saw a hooker in Japan town, decided to try it, and oh god I wish I hadn't. It's entirely pov of you fucking her, with full nudity and multiple positions in this weirdly animated, oddly choreographed sexual...thing. Do not recommend. </quote> Question, is it any better than what you find in House Party? (I am NOT linking to it, just look it up)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/12/20 12:16:48 PM #12:	BakonBitz posted... Question, is it any better than what you find in House Party? (I am NOT linking to it, just look it up) That game is pure art --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:948246033] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>BakonBitz posted... </cite> <quote>Question, is it any better than what you find in House Party? (I am NOT linking to it, just look it up)</quote> That game is pure art </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PartRaptor 12/12/20 12:18:37 PM #13:	pres_madagascar posted... "Cyberpunk 2077 has the most hilariously awkward sex scenes in gaming history." You clearly haven't played The Last of Us 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q3LI3k3NME LOL! I post the link and I'm told it's age restricted. Well then... <cite>PartRaptor posted [p:948246086] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>pres_madagascar posted... </cite> "Cyberpunk 2077 has the most hilariously awkward sex scenes in gaming history." You clearly haven't played The Last of Us 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q3LI3k3NME LOL! I post the link and I'm told it's age restricted. Well then... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 12/12/20 12:19:26 PM #14:	Perascamin posted... I really don't get the appeal of sex scenes in video games they're all so awful yeah they're basically like interludes on a rap album they're almost never ever worth sitting through --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:948246116] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>Perascamin posted... </cite> <quote>I really don't get the appeal of sex scenes in video games they're all so awful</quote> yeah they're basically like interludes on a rap album they're almost never ever worth sitting through </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 12/12/20 12:21:11 PM #15:	I need to verify the veracity of your claims, can you please mark on the map where I can find this. --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting/RC https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:948246180] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>I need to verify the veracity of your claims, can you please mark on the map where I can find this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 12/12/20 4:08:01 PM #16:	PartRaptor posted... "Cyberpunk 2077 has the most hilariously awkward sex scenes in gaming history." You clearly haven't played The Last of Us 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q3LI3k3NME LOL! I post the link and I'm told it's age restricted. Well then... Why do her boobs morph into a man's chest --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:948253507] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>PartRaptor posted... </cite> <quote>"Cyberpunk 2077 has the most hilariously awkward sex scenes in gaming history." You clearly haven't played The Last of Us 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q3LI3k3NME LOL! I post the link and I'm told it's age restricted. Well then...</quote>Why do her boobs morph into a man's chest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 12/12/20 4:11:59 PM #17:	Ride to retribution had the absolute most awkward ones. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:948253639] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>Ride to retribution had the absolute most awkward ones. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 12/12/20 4:13:33 PM #18:	Idunno, the hot coffee moments from GTA:SA were pretty damn awkward --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:948253697] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>Idunno, the hot coffee moments from GTA:SA were pretty damn awkward </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 12/12/20 4:15:47 PM #19:	Ride to hell exists. --- Occam's razor: The simplest solution (answer) is most likely the right one <cite>creativerealms posted [p:948253774] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>Ride to hell exists. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/12/20 4:16:05 PM #20:	Perascamin posted... I really don't get the appeal of sex scenes in video games they're all so awful It's even worse when they try to make them emotional. I'm looking at you ~~GOTY~~ >_>. I don't hate the game like internet spazzes, but god damn that scene made me want to shut off the game. They had to cut away in the middle to something exciting because they knew it too lol --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:948253785] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>Perascamin posted... </cite> <quote>I really don't get the appeal of sex scenes in video games they're all so awful</quote> It's even worse when they try to make them emotional. I'm looking at you GOTY >_>. I don't hate the game like internet spazzes, but god damn that scene made me want to shut off the game. They had to cut away in the middle to something exciting because they knew it too lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmaster148 12/12/20 4:30:38 PM #21:	Perascamin posted... I really don't get the appeal of sex scenes in video games they're all so awful You have to consider the crowd of people this is appealing to. --- https://imgur.com/BBcZDLJ <cite>Tmaster148 posted [p:948254282] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>Perascamin posted... </cite> <quote>I really don't get the appeal of sex scenes in video games they're all so awful</quote> You have to consider the crowd of people this is appealing to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 12/12/20 5:48:01 PM #22:	Just banged my first joytoy, really wasn't awkward. Could have been longer but it was alright. --- Oda break tracker 2020- 8 (9) \| THE Ohio State: 5-0 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 7-5 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:948257000] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>Just banged my first joytoy, really wasn't awkward. Could have been longer but it was alright.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 12/12/20 5:53:16 PM #23:	There's only like two hookers on Jig Jig Street. Where all me ho's at? There were too many camera cuts in the scenes, they had no real flow to them. Those could just be the "quickie" scenes however, are the romance scenes better done? --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:948257161] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>There's only like two hookers on Jig Jig Street. Where all me ho's at? There were too many camera cuts in the scenes, they had no real flow to them. Those could just be the "quickie" scenes however, are the romance scenes better done? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 12/12/20 5:55:21 PM #24:	can you press F to cum? --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:948257244] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>can you press F to cum? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 12/12/20 10:57:56 PM #25:	Hexenherz posted... I need to verify the veracity of your claims, can you please mark on the map where I can find this. Japan town. You have a side quest to go there from the start. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:948266830] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote>Hexenherz posted... </cite> <quote>I need to verify the veracity of your claims, can you please mark on the map where I can find this.</quote>Japan town. You have a side quest to go there from the start. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 12/12/20 11:07:04 PM #26:	--- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:948267114] in Cyberpunk ... [t:79170195]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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