Poll of the Day > Awesome, just got a fucking traffic ticket

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MannerSaurus
10/10/18 9:31:00 PM
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For blowing a stop sign and then speeding. Fair, next. But the cop was really nice, I told him I had a firearm right away, let him remove it from me (most cops don't bother, they just tell me to not make any stupid sudden movements), and he stripped the magazine and chambered round and threw it in my trunk. He said I can arm it the second he leaves, but he doesn't feel comfortable handing someone a loaded gun, which is understandable because a cop JUST got shot and killed here like a month ago. But he cut me some slack and I got "failure to obey traffic signal" instead of the speeding and running a stop sign. Sigh. Do you think it went so well with the having a firearm because I'm white? I hate to think that way, it makes me want to almost cry, but I think it's true.
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SunWuKung420
10/10/18 9:32:23 PM
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There's always a silver lining.
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rexcrk
10/10/18 9:42:31 PM
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MannerSaurus posted...
I hate to think that way, it makes me want to almost cry, but I think it's true.

No it doesnt.
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MannerSaurus
10/10/18 9:43:54 PM
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rexcrk posted...
MannerSaurus posted...
I hate to think that way, it makes me want to almost cry, but I think it's true.

No it doesnt.


Racism disgusts me immensely, especially innocent people being killed because of their race.
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Solid Sonic
10/10/18 9:45:47 PM
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This seems rather whiny for a very reasonable traffic stop...
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MannerSaurus
10/10/18 9:47:53 PM
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Solid Sonic posted...
This seems rather whiny for a very reasonable traffic stop...


It's more a sum of all the bullshit in my life wearing my mental health down and me needing to vent for a second. But yes, this stop was 100% reasonable and fair, you're right. I just felt like bitching for a second because I hate my life.
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Sahuagin
10/10/18 9:54:11 PM
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MannerSaurus posted...
For blowing a stop sign and then speeding. Fair, next.

I dunno if I can say this nicely, but I think I would expect you to take a little more care than that when driving.
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MannerSaurus
10/10/18 9:56:48 PM
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Sahuagin posted...
MannerSaurus posted...
For blowing a stop sign and then speeding. Fair, next.

I dunno if I can say this nicely, but I think I would expect you to take a little more care than that when driving.


Well, there's literally 0 traffic and it's the middle of the night, and I rolled from 1st gear at like a 1-4MPH idle instead of coming to a complete stop. I "California stopped" or whatever, like I hit my brakes but didn't reach 0MPH because I was literally the only person on the road besides the cop. But, I see your point...
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wolfy42
10/10/18 9:59:17 PM
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I'm sorry to tell you this, but from what you have described, it's fairly likely you are now pregnant.
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MannerSaurus
10/10/18 10:00:08 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
I'm sorry to tell you this, but from what you have described, it's fairly likely you are now pregnant.


LMFAO, I just choked on my drink.
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Sahuagin
10/10/18 10:08:32 PM
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MannerSaurus posted...
the middle of the night, and I rolled from 1st gear at like a 1-4MPH idle instead of coming to a complete stop

k yeah I wondered. "blowing a stop sign" sounds a lot worse than that.
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MannerSaurus
10/10/18 10:09:26 PM
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Sahuagin posted...
MannerSaurus posted...
the middle of the night, and I rolled from 1st gear at like a 1-4MPH idle instead of coming to a complete stop

k yeah I wondered. "blowing a stop sign" sounds a lot worse than that.


Oh, sorry. That was the cop's words. lol
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