Board 8 > Mer Ranks 110 Pokemon With Writeups + Comics [pkmn] [mer] [yeah]

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There's no way Garbodor is going to be high enough (Read: top 10)

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99. Purugly

What really needs to be said? It has "ugly" in its name. It's a generic normal-type cat pokemon, except its really fat and ugly. That's its gimmick. That's its thing. Now, usually, really fat cats are awesome. They're usually friends. But not this *****. Not at all. Purugly is mean. Purugly hates everything. It reminds me of one of those fat moms who let themselves ago after childbirth and are eternally hateful toward the entire world and themselves for it, and hold a grudge against their children because they're too ****ing lazy to exercise and take care of themselves. You know, the people who raise serial killers.



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LMAO that comic is so great and exactly how I imagined Glameow/Purugly relations

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Hahaha, your pupil placement makes it look like Purugly has a lazy eye, and that just makes it all the more crazy looking.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted...
99. Purugly


Glorious.

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Froslass also low?


Mer, I strongly dislike your opinions.

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SlymDayspring posted...
I would love to see the exeggutor defense force type an actual reason why the palm tree with stoned eggs deserves to be higher (on the list, not on his drug of choice). But unfortunately his "fans" are too busy chowing down on taco bell in the middle of the night, and i wager, unable to process complete thoughts. Maybe if you put some effort into defending your beloved poke"mon" and stopped complaining about the "man" keeping you down people would take you seriously. but probably not.

I agree, good post.

And I also was eating Taco Bell the other night(with friends, doing slow donuts in a Krogers parking lot while blasting Panama out the windows)

But I'll bite.

Superior speed and Special Attack. Sunny Day/Solarbeam/Psychic/Toxic or something. With Sunny Day in play, a full speed Starmie doesn't even stand a chance.

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LMAO

Awesome topic.

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*kind of likes Luvdisc*

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don't agree with the rankings but tag for the comics

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Couldn't update today, I had a BUSY ****ING DAY

tomorrow will be rich with updates

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get to it mer

these are top tier

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Today! Whew!

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stupid timezones make this feel like way longer

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From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer | #113
Couldn't update today, I had a BUSY ****ING DAY

How many people did you ****?

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20

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how many things did you **** including non-people as well

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98. Regirock

I think the Regis are stupid. Yep. By far the worst legendary trio of any generation. Awesome birds, cool gerbils, cute psychic spirit guys, and fighting-type horse things are all reasonable ideas. Those are all cool. But braille-faced golems? What the ****. I love Gen III. It was the first gen I bought with my own money and played through while having any sort of reasonable idea what I was doing. I never once bothered catching any of these *******s. They were stupid. They aren't friends. They're not cute. They don't even have real faces. Their faces are ****ing braille. And they expect you to LEARN braille and read it in order to find out where the hell they are. No thanks, too much work. The only reason Regirock places this high is because having a pokemon tailor-made for Helen Keller is progressive.



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Am I going to hell for laughing at that? Methinks so...

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The only reason Regirock places this high is because having a pokemon tailor-made for Helen Keller is progressive.

XFD.

97. Magikarp

Outside of some entertainment value and ironic appreciation, Magikarp is really just not worth much. He's bad to the point where it is just comical. He's really like the special ed kid of the pokemon universe. He tries so hard, but never accomplishes much. It's almost inspiring, but it isn't. I only rank him this high because I feel bad for picking on the mentally handicapped.



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Agree with just about everything you said in the Regirock write up, except... gerbils?

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because I feel bad for picking on the mentally handicapped.

lmfao

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heh heh

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God these comics are hilarious, I hope they will stay this good when you get to the ones you like too.

96. Slaking

Slaking is disgusting. He used to be a cute little sloth guy, that evolved into a rabid, hyperactive sloth friend, and now he is this fat, gelatinous mess of a pokemon. He is literally so fat that he has to take a break from fighting every other turn. That's how lazy he is. He's still a sloth, so he gets a sizeable amount of points there, but literally everything else about him is bad. He's like the male Purugly. You know how I said Purugly is the fat mom who let herself go? Slaking is the alcoholic stepdad.



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oh god

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Uh

no, that's a stupid opinion

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From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer | #120
By far the worst legendary trio of any generation.

New fighting type trio says hi

edit: oh wow, you said they're actually legitimate. holy **** and I thought these opinions were already bad enough

you lucky the comics are hilarious, boy

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WazzupGenius00 posted...
From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer | #120
By far the worst legendary trio of any generation.
New fighting type trio says hi

edit: oh wow, you said they're actually legitimate. holy **** and I thought these opinions were already bad enough

you lucky the comics are hilarious, boy

The musketeer trio is awesome. The Regis are terrible.

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Murphiroth posted...
The musketeer trio is awesome. The Regis are terrible.

QFT

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there's nothing wrong with the new trio

though technically there's two new trios since i include the weird weather trio as well

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I'm rather impartial on Virizion and Cobalion, but I love Terrakion.

I also don't mind the Regis, so eh.

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man, I haven't played pokemon since RBY except for like an hour of diamond

and this list so far is not making me regret this decision.

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Yes, judge the newer Pokemon based on the ones being ranked the lowest. That sounds like a smart plan.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted...


I'm just gonna start this off by saying that Gen I is overrated as ****. I don't care if thinking about older pokemon gives you warm and fuzzy memories of being ten years old. Anyone objectively looking at each generation's batch of monsters can recognize that for every Luvdisc the newer generations shart out, there's an equally stupid pokemon from Gen I to go with it. I

^5

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Tagging this

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i literally can't stop laughing

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musketeers are great but i definitely prefer Keldeo to the main three. Terakion > Virizion > Cobalion. and Cobalion's still a decent pokemon.

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Why the hell are quadrupeds fighting types? The Musketeer quatro would be fine if their typing wasn't stupid.

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Yes, judge the newer Pokemon based on the ones being ranked the lowest. That sounds like a smart plan.

did you literally miss the part where i said "so far"

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Sounded to me like you were already jumping to conclusions.

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This list has been awesome and helped me get through a slow work day!

Oh, and I guess I can officially tag this now.

The comics aren't bad. Not original 'Adventures of Bidoof' quality, but still quite fun to read.

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Sounded to me like you were already jumping to conclusions.

when ironically, it was you doing this the whole time!

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I'm "kind of a big deal".
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It would seem so.

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oh my god

i didn't even notice until now you rearranged regirock's face

ahahahaha

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