Board 8 > There's a red wasp in my bathroom

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GenesisSaga
07/01/11 9:28:00 AM
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I'm allergic to pain. What do?

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Weakupedia
07/01/11 9:29:00 AM
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buy a machine gun

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shadosneko
07/01/11 9:29:00 AM
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The red means it's even more likely to flip ****.

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junk_funk
07/01/11 9:31:00 AM
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If you don't have Raid, just mix soap and water together and spray that thing from a distance.

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shadosneko
07/01/11 9:32:00 AM
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From: junk_funk | #004
If you don't have Raid, just mix soap and water together and spray that thing from a distance.


If you don't have Raid, just mix a nail and gunpowder together and shoot that thing from a distance.

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KingButz
07/01/11 9:33:00 AM
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flyswatter + expert aim

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Gwindor
07/01/11 9:35:00 AM
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well a quick google search tells me that these things are aggressive and will attack unprovoked.

kill it with fire.

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Viktor Vaughn
07/01/11 9:36:00 AM
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cage match

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Ayuyu
07/01/11 9:39:00 AM
#9:


Take a bath of honey and then run after it, once it's glued to you run in a wall.

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INCEPTlON
07/01/11 9:40:00 AM
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I'll be there in a second. Hide!

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SovietOmega
07/01/11 9:41:00 AM
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squirt bottle. water. get it so wet it cannot fly. after it is lying on the floor helpless, kill it in any way you choose.

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pjbasis
07/01/11 9:41:00 AM
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If it's red I don't think there's anything you can do.

That **** is invulnerable.
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Ayuyu
07/01/11 9:42:00 AM
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SovietOmega posted...
squirt bottle. water. get it so wet it cannot fly. after it is lying on the floor helpless, kill it in any way you choose.

Actually it's red so water would problably kill it right away being of the fire element and all.

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GenesisSaga
07/01/11 9:52:00 AM
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shadosneko posted...
The red means it's even more likely to flip ****.

I know right??? Kind of like how Red Zingers are the most dangerous Zingers in the DKC series. What... Mecha Zingers are? That's just what the Red Zingers want you to think!

pjbasis posted...
If it's red I don't think there's anything you can do.

That **** is invulnerable.


Don't tell me that! D:

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ExThaNemesis
07/01/11 9:53:00 AM
#15:


Burn the house down.

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SemiFinal vs Belarus
07/01/11 9:54:00 AM
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Any last requests?

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Pokewars
07/01/11 9:55:00 AM
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This is an artist's rendition of what Gen is up against:

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RIP Gen.

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Ainoxi
07/01/11 9:55:00 AM
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Getting stung by one of those feels like someone running a nail into you with a hammer.
Repeatedly.

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Pokewars
07/01/11 9:56:00 AM
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Might I suggest getting a rhinoceros to bash it with its mighty horn?

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PartOfYourWorld
07/01/11 9:58:00 AM
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A wasp got me in the eyelid once. Good times.

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ExThaNemesis
07/01/11 9:58:00 AM
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Yep.

Burn the house down.

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GenesisSaga
07/01/11 9:59:00 AM
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junk_funk posted...
If you don't have Raid, just mix soap and water together and spray that thing from a distance.

I actually do have some Raid, but it's "Ant & Roach" Raid. Not only that, but there's a ridiculously low amount left. I'm not sure if it'd be potent and/or voluminous enough to actually kill it or only enough to piss it the f*** off.

Perhaps I'm safer with the water.

Better yet, perhaps I'm safer sealing off the bathroom for a month until it surely dies of starvation. Yeah, yeah! I'll just pee in a bush!

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PartOfYourWorld
07/01/11 10:02:00 AM
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A quick spray with Raid and it'll forget all about you.

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Leebo86
07/01/11 10:02:00 AM
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Pretty much any kind of Raid will kill any kind of insect, the differences are in the delivery. The flying insect Raid makes a nice big cloud. I imagine the ant and roach Raid is more targeted and narrow, making it harder to hit something that can fly.

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junk_funk
07/01/11 10:02:00 AM
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GenesisSaga posted...
Better yet, perhaps I'm safer sealing off the bathroom for a month until it surely dies of starvation. Yeah, yeah! I'll just pee in a bush!

I hear they sell some pretty bad ass chamber pots online.

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Hellz yeah.

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GenesisSaga
07/01/11 10:06:00 AM
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Look at how angry this thing looks!! T_T

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KingButz
07/01/11 10:12:00 AM
#29:


find a beekeeper suit and engage in hand-to-hand combat

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Mega Mana
07/01/11 10:12:00 AM
#30:


pjbasis posted...
If it's red I don't think there's anything you can do.

That **** is invulnerable.


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junk_funk
07/01/11 10:12:00 AM
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He only looks angry cause someone obviously splashed him in the face with water.

...Maybe water is a bad idea.

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Pokewars
07/01/11 10:13:00 AM
#32:


Kill it with Arcanine's Fire Blast. Your only hope.

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GenesisSaga
07/01/11 10:15:00 AM
#33:


junk_funk posted...
He only looks angry cause someone obviously splashed him in the face with water.

...Maybe water is a bad idea.


You know... I didn't even notice the drop of water on his face until you said that.

F***!

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pjbasis
07/01/11 10:15:00 AM
#34:


Are you crazy?

That's so red it's probably half-fire!
At best it's a bug/fire type, at worst it evolved from a bug/poison and became fire/poison!
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Shadow_Ryoko
07/01/11 10:20:00 AM
#35:


did you burn down the bathroom

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Pirateking2000
07/01/11 10:21:00 AM
#36:


<sees pic of red wasp>

perform this on your house now



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shadosneko
07/01/11 10:26:00 AM
#37:


From: PartOfYourWorld | #020
A wasp got me in the eyelid once. Good times.


Did it go through the eyelid into your eye?

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PrivateBiscuit1
07/01/11 10:28:00 AM
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Doing some research, I found that you can defeat a red wasp with a TNT Barrel.

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PartOfYourWorld
07/01/11 10:43:00 AM
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From: shadosneko | #037
Did it go through the eyelid into your eye?


Wasn't quite that bad. It was summer about 10-12 years ago. I was in the backyard; my brother and sister were swimming in the pool. I found a tiny wasp nest in our secluded side yard and was determined to destroy it before the problem grew. I grabbed a long metal pole and poked it once. The wasps scattered, none toward me. I poked it again. It hit the ground, defeated. I thought I had won the day. Then, outta ****ing nowhere, one of the bastards flies directly at my left eye. I flip out and slap my face as hard as I can. The first slap obviously took care of it, but at that moment, my mental faculties were circumvented by terrified instinct, so I kept slapping at my face while screaming and running across the backyard. My siblings thought it was the funniest **** ever.

I got their nest, but one of them gave me a kiss on the eyelid in return. It swelled up but only looked bad for a day or two. My grandma, holistic Arabic healer that she is, ensured me that rubbing raw garlic on the area would alleviate the swelling. So my face smelled like garlic too.

Makes for a fun story nowadays, anyway.

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GenesisSaga
07/01/11 10:43:00 AM
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*sigh*

Well damn! I'm going to eventually need the toilet and my toothbrush and crap. Wish me luck. I'm going in! >_<

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Shadow_Ryoko
07/01/11 10:45:00 AM
#41:


yes but did you burn down the bathroom yet

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_MSS_
07/01/11 10:46:00 AM
#42:


DONT KILL IT!

Shiny Beedrill!

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kurtfisto
07/01/11 10:48:00 AM
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RIP GenesisSaga

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Chrono1219
07/01/11 10:50:00 AM
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Pffft red wasp. Do you know how many dangerous bugs I see here? Too many, it sucks, I wonder how I'm not dead.

I hate bugs, i mean, ugh, like

BUT if any of them got near me, or like, went onto me, or was like making it hard to get somewhere, this is what I do

1. Go into the laundry room/garage/kitchen and get a spray bottle.
2. Pour in bleach/otherstuff/anything that would probably kill you if you drank it is good.
3. get a face mask
4. SPRAY THE F*** OUT OF IT

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GenesisSaga
07/01/11 10:50:00 AM
#46:


OH YEAH!

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shadosneko
07/01/11 10:55:00 AM
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Get a nerf gun and pour ammonia and bleach into it.

Start spraying, but make sure not to inhale.

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Chrono1219
07/01/11 10:55:00 AM
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nerf gun? You mean a super soaker?

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7Deuce86
07/01/11 10:57:00 AM
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GenesisSaga posted...
OH YEAH!

I can't believe you would kill that poor defenseless insect.

For shame...

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