Board 8 > There's a red wasp in my bathroom

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DOES THAT LOOK DEFENSELESS? I mean it's a wasp, look at it's stinger. What if she's allergic or something, she could die.

THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH.

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Is she gonna throw a brick at it?

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Chrono1219

So I walk into the bathroom fully decked out in clothing complete with thick hoodie, shoes, and long pants impossible to fly in or up. But I couldn't find any gloves or a mask iterally the only places it could have stung me were hands and face. And of course I'm armed with my negligible amount of Ant & Roach Raid. I walk in and see it's resting on a lightbulb.

Spray 1: Seems to do nothing. It shrugs it off like an animal shrugs off a light rain.

Spray 2: It starts to feel it. It floats off the lightbulb looking a bit pissed imo and starts batting into s***: the mirror, another lightbulb, the faucet. I'm running low on this crap. I start to panic, thinking "It's not working... It's not working!!!" Yes, low but not out!

Spray 3: It only makes him more pissed! He flies toward my face so I bat his ass away with an ungloved hand (rookie mistake, I'll admit). Once it lands it has hard time taking flight again, so I take the opportunity to deliver....

Spray 4: After this, I'm out. It was all or nothing. Amazingly, it gets off the ground and flies around angrily toward me again (yay). Thinking I don't want to chance fate again by batting it away, I retreat, shutting the door.

After waiting twenty seconds, I open it cautiously and enter. Not a sound at first, but then a flutter of wings! But where? I check the tiled floor. Nothing. It's in the bathtub. If I could spontaneously wear a trollface, now would be the time. It can't escape. The final blow is accompanied by a sickening ~crunch~.

There were some casualties though. My toothbrush and tonguescraper somehow got covered in Raid. I don't know what that stuff does, so they'll need to be replaced. All in all though it was worth it.

TL;DR

Victory was mine!

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7Deuce86 posted...
GenesisSaga posted...
OH YEAH!

I can't believe you would kill that poor defenseless insect.

For shame...

Defenseless? Defenseless!?

Well I suppose you're right. That stinger is more for offense... >_>

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I had this at my work once



(full-size pic is only about 3x actual size of wasp)

scary-looking motherf***er but as it turns out, that species doesn't have stingers

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Don't forget to hang the dead wasp near the door frame as a notice to any others that might be feeling adventurous.

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7Deuce86 posted...
Don't forget to hang the dead wasp near the door frame as a notice to any others that might be feeling adventurous.

But of course!

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What did you use to finally end its miserable existence?

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I'd stab it.

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kurtfisto posted...
What did you use to finally end its miserable existence?

The bottom of a shoe

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Are you unharmed? Do you still have all limbs? Are you alive?

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Good aim with that back hand of yours, it would have been all over if not for your quick reflexes it seems.

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nuke

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From: Chrono1219 | #053
Is she gonna throw a brick at it?

thats actually a good idea

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Congrats on your [temporary] victory, but by now the wasp has laid eggs in every crevice of the restroom.

I hope you're ready.

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Forceful_Dragon posted...
Congrats on your [temporary] victory, but by now the wasp has laid eggs in every crevice of the restroom.

I hope you're ready.

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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What in the world multiple sprays

should have went in there with some real power. A bat for instance hit into the window home run

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Any change in status?

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Suck out all the oxygen from the room.

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It's already dead ya know.............

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There could be more. Nuke the house, it's the only way to be sure.

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This thread is like my worst nightmare. I would literally not have ever entered that bathroom for a year.

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nice maneuvering skillz

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