Was bored. Enjoy! I have made this so future posts from me don't negatively affect me (I choose) MWHAHAHAHAHHA!!!....ahem...Well let's get this started!
00: You are given the ability to teleport / go to Equestria and leave Equestria whenever you wish (you may also bring anyone with you if you wish) etc (you can also bring some of the ponies to your home as well) 01: You are walking along and- OH **** OUT OF NOWHERE COCATRICE! 02: A party is thrown for you by Pinkie Pie 03: Rarity creates a badass suit / outfit / clothes for you based on your description / personality etc (try not to be too annoying about it or you'll wind up with crap) 04: You are caught in a sonic rainboom explosion giving you the Pinkie Pie effect (in that you become insane / even more insane etc + have those toon powers etc) lol 05: You look around and you appear to be wearing armor. You now have to face Knight Spike in battle 06: Luna gives you a hug. 07: Derpy Hooves drops an anvil on you lawl. 08: You see a little animal den. You take a look...well this isn't so ba-HOLY **** SURPRISE SNAKES! 09: Applejack gives you a bucket full of apples as a gift. 10: You are given a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala by Celestia (Oh and if you don't want to go? Well too bad Celestia teleports you there when it takes place and if you try to leave you are teleported back lawlz) Prepare for shenanigans 11: You are walking along and unknowingly walk through a bunch of those joke plants. The next day you wake up and you now have a Flutterguy style voice 12: Gilda has just made Fluttershy cry! Being the nice person you are you decide to defend Fluttershy's honor and engage Gilda in battle! ("But I don't like fluttes-" "SHUT UP YOUR FIGHTING GILDA!") 13: You sit down with your favorite food. You are about to eat an- HOLY **** OUT OF ****ING NOWHERE CELESTIA (Celestia crashes through your window / wall / door whatever and swipes your food) 14: You wake up and now you have rainbow hair (if you don't like you'll have to deal with it for about a week for it to wear off. If you wish to keep it it will stay for as long as you want it but you have to have a minimum of one week) 15: Your house is nowhere a Rainbow Dash style sky / cloud mansion: You (or any of your items etc) will not fall out / through the cloud mansion area and a rainbow connects your home to the ground lawl 16: You are given the assignment / team of your choice (have to pick one) to help with Winter Wrap Up singing along with the music as well. 17: You help Spike as an announcer (ride with him on balloon giving commentary etc for that fall race) 18: Hoity Toity and Photo Finish mock your fashion sense 19: Your favorite pony (NOTE: PONY) is killed off by KRASTOS THE GLUEMAKER!! (GASP) 20: You wake up. You look over your bed / wherever you were sleeping and see a little box. You walk over and see a baby FIM pony. You now take care of him / her (basically you now have a baby FIM pony which you can raise etc) DAWWWWW 21: You are forced to take part in Pinkies stage show of "you gotta share you gotta care" dancing with everyone / singing along (much to the rage of Sheriff Silverstar and Chief Thunderhooves) 22: Celestia's trolling phoenix is now yours (you have a trolling phoenix of your very own) 23:Twilight hits you with a spell....Now you have a kickass moustache 24: Doctor Whooves pulls his time shenanigans on you 25: You must traverse through the nightmare forest (nightmare moon influenced forest) 26: Angel prepares a gourmet meal for you.
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XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2 "There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
27: A character of your choice is put into MLP FIM as a recurring character (pony version: so say you picked Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden. He would show up pony form in future FIM eps) 28: You are forced to endure Snips Snails and whichever char you hate being around you constantly for awhile 29: You wake up with a "cutie mark"....by which I mean a tattoo of a trollface on your ass (trollface) 30: Hey guess what. YOU CAN NOW WATCH ALL OF THE SEASON 2 EPISODES! Just you and you are unable to show them to anyone else. Sure you can try telling people the eps...not saying they will believe you. But hey you get to watch all of season 2 before anyone else (and its awesome btw) so good for you 31: You walk around a discover a...you guessed it! A GIANT ROCK! ITS GIANT AND AWESOME! Oh and it bursts open and has a ton of gems in it. Cha ching. 32: You try to swipe the treasure from Basil's cave (I think that's the name of that huge red dragon)....yeah you fail <basil beatdown / firebreath> lawl 33: You are forced to join the cutie mark crusaders and engage in their dangerous activities. 34: Pinkie's awesome flying contraption is now yours (it works) 35: Earth is now always night thanks to Nightmare Moon! Watcha gonna do? Gather your friends and confront her with the power of "Friendship" or some other nonsense? 36: You have to face...THE FLUTTERSHY STAAAAREEE! Oh and she yells at you like she did to the Dragon (HOW DARE YOU!) 37: THAR BE AN URSA MINOR AND A MANTICORE AND A GAY DRAGON WITH A MOUSTACHE RAIDING YOUR HOME AREA! 38: Pinkie Pie gives you a halloween costume...seems to be a robe...with a horn necklace of some kind and....oh...oh dear.... 39: You now have a dragon companion / sidekick etc like Spike who will do some stuff for you etc 40: MLP FIM IS NOW CANCELLED BECAUSE OF YOU (Foorrrreeeeveeerrr)! You are hated by FIM fans / bronies etc and are seen as the Ultimate Hero by those who hate FIM / are sick of it. 41: Parasprites invade your home area! OM NOM NOM 42: You are now one of the Wonderbolts! You are given a limited expert flight ability which has limited free time use (you are able to fly / expert flying during shows but may only fly like once or twice a day during free time) (oh yeah and Rainbow Dash is your biggest fan) 43: A nightmare moon style fog / aura surrounds you! An epic light! BAM! You are now a "Nightmare" form of yourself (including Nightmare Moon powers) 44 You are given a cupcake by Pinkie Pie....Do you accept / eat it....? 45: You are captured by the Diamond Dogs and are forced to hunt for gems and mine them! Hope your whining prowess is as good as Rarity's. 46: You have to sit through a very awkward party with Depressed / insane Pinkie, Madam leflower, Rocky etc... 47: You now have to face... well Good luck...don't go to sleep (Pinkie smiling with blood on her face right behind you) 48: Applejack (with a tired expression) gives you some muffins and you eat them...you spend the next couple of hours puking / sick. 49: You take part in Trixie's magic travelling magic show (travel with her etc. You also get to troll people with her! Oh and you get a kickass wizard hat) 50: You are trolled by Trollestia 51: A Magic Burst Mode Twilight hits you with a magic beam! This gives you the ability to do dat pony magic!
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XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2 "There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
52: HOLY ****ING **** URSA MAJOR RAIDING YOUR HOME AREA! 53: You now have Pegasus Wings and are able to fly (practice enough / fly enough getting EXP game style lawl you are able to also do a SONIC RAINBOOM) 54: Luna takes you as her apprentice (like how Celestia has Twilight as her apprentice) 55: Celestia banishes you to the moon for awhile. Well...at least Nightmare Moon has company now =P 56: THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY SPIN AROUND YOU! Lightning strikes everywhere! A huge light explosion...(replace Twilight with you in this pic) ULLLTIMMMAAATE POWWWWERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 57: You are teleported to a universe in which MLP FIM never existed <GASP> 58: Your waifu pony is now in love with you and transforms into a human (or you into a pony whatever your into bro <trollface>) and is now in love with you. How you go about this is up to you (trollface) 59: You are transformed into a pony version of yourself and now have to live in Equestria with the Mane cast etc (what you choose to do / whether you join the mane cast / how you interact with them etc is your choice) You may also try to find a way back home etc (which may require Twilight's magic)
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XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2 "There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
Good luck...don't go to sleep (Pinkie smiling with blood on her face right behind you)
ULLLTIMMMAAATE POWWWWERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!