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Board 8 > Ode to Gurlukovich *MGS Series Spoilers*

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Jeff Zero
07/14/11 4:44:00 AM
#1:


You try to save Mother Russia
But Mother Russia can rot
For all Ocelot cares

You try to save your daughter
But your daughter can splat
For all Solidus cares

You sense the coming darkness
On your cell phone near a boat
Your daughter's really pregnant
On a cell phone on a boat

Before this night is over
You will drown in your own blood

Sergei Gurlukovich
Sergei Gurlukovich
Look out for the flood

Now even though your corpse is lost
And even though your daughter's dead
Your grandchild's a genius
Thanks to Otacon she'll get ahead

The Patriots are Mother
And the Patriots are Father
But your granddaughter don't give a damn
She'll help with AI slaughter

Sergei Gurlukovich
Sergei Gurlukovich
You genetic stud

Sergei Gurlukovich
Sergei Gurlukovich
Has dragon's blood

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_Harmonica_
07/14/11 5:20:00 AM
#2:


i see

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My fingers -- ALIVE! And threatening me with -- DEATH!
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Jeff Zero
07/14/11 5:21:00 AM
#3:


That's effectively the intended reaction, yes.

I had to do something to keep me up another few minutes.

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Nanomachines
07/15/11 1:19:00 PM
#4:


wut

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pjbasis
07/15/11 1:24:00 PM
#5:


*closes eyes and reflects*
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