Board 8 > Sir Chris revealed the startling truth behind Mer and Ulti.

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Me!

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Sir Chris Police ~Ace Detective in Homicide~
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Surprise Chris talks about like five people topic.

Edit: I have no idea why I made the topic title past-tense. Oh well.

Jesus Mercy, I responded thirteen seconds into this topic's creation.

EDIT: Well now no one can tell because you edited the OP. Oh well.


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let's do the time warp again

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Jeff Zero - I feel like we should talk more but we don't because of some reason. I don't know what that reason is but that reason should be burned to the ground and then pissed on! I know you aren't some rare obscure user, but it feels like it sometimes. Every time I see you post I just think "Man I like this guy!" and I can say that about very few people, even people I probably like more! You and me are are usually on the same wavelength. We should play haxball together because we'd know each other's moves and smoke the other team. I think you are a bit like the Anti-Icon of this board. You never come off as fake or snobby, always very real and stuff! Plus I like you, and that is very anti-Icon

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Sure, why not.

Even if the only reason I clicked on this was to see what the title meant.

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I am confused by this. Very much so.

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HIIIII

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Mer

MER YOU TOOK MY SPOT~

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Viktor Vaughn - The best thing you've ever done in my personal opinion for board 8 was make a random topic about a Rhydon the day Pokemon B/W came out. I saw that topic, and I made some joke in the first reply that everyone liked and so with a full head of steam made a second post about Doom based off of your user name. Then I made a different topic. Well, 50 updates later and Doctor Doom is probably my most successful Board 8 project ever! That is what happens when creativity strikes me instead of me trying to be funny. Oh man, me trying to be funny is just a really bad idea. So good job on that. Also I am aware you go by other names but I'll be honest, I will always know you as Viktor Vaughn now.

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Sir Chris
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Thanks, Chris! I agree that we should talk more. Of course I always agree that we should talk more. We should really... actually... talk more.

I come across as a rare obscure user on occasion because of how I up and disappear for a few months. I have some folks always asking me not to do that which means a lot to me but I just get burnt-out on my routines sometimes. It's a very JZ thing to say, really, since I'm definitely a lover of travel and adventure.

All the same, I identify Board 8 as a stomping ground. I'll always come back after a while!

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MSG - Random attention grabbing titles is how I roll man. As if I care that Ulti has a secret ambition to be a Zoo-Keeper where animals visit the caged humans who think its funny to look at creatures out of their habitat (Ulti would say "Who is truly the animal here?") or that Mer likes girls more than guys, but they aren't as fun to ****! EXPOSED, ULTI AND MER, EXPOSED. Anyway MSG as for you, what can be said? You appear every now and again and do stuff and that's pretty fine by me. I've never had problem with you outside of mafia although you did fail me earlier in Haxball but that's okay, because I am used to your failure in mafia so I got over it.

You know I wonder how seriously people take me when I say stuff like that. Oh well, their fault.

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Panthera - Well you see, I will every once and again make a pretty random topic that I think is something that will attract people. Sometimes I'll do the opposite and mention my Naruto fanfic in the title so that people don't click and THEN I'll be all like "just kidding, post and I'll talk about you!" Anyway on the subject of you I really enjoyed playing mafia with you the other week before I, you know, stabbed you in the face and stuff. Well anyway I hope I didn't discourage you from playing because I think you have a shot to be a good player and I appreciate your snark.

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Sir Chris
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I was more referring to the past tense, as if I missed something or... something. And I didn't fail you in haxball, there just happened to be one time where I scored an own goal! The rest of the game, I played flawlessly!

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When questioned by reporters after the one goal defeat, MSG was quoted as saying "I played an amazing game. Own Goal? Tch, it happens to the best. Fans should just be grateful I stick with this sorry team!"

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i'm basically a muse

except not a woman

or greek

or a deity

well okay maybe the last one

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dang too late

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That line about animals has me thinking about NIN's "Right Where It Belongs":

See the animal in his cage that you built
Are you sure what side you're on?

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Mer - Hello my second favorite gay black hilariously sarcastic black person on board 8! What was that, Realo hasn't come out yet? Oops! Anyway I have come to appreciate you for the most part but I've got to say that W_C topic was pretty bad. Not bad as in "man Mer you were harsh" because hell you know me I set fire to people all the time for giggles but I think it is time for you to step your game on. I remember years ago a user by the name of TurnTurnTurn thought he was a badass because he could wage typed warfare against Andy of all people and I thought that was quite silly because Turn actually appeared not to be suffering from Scarecrow syndrome. Same for you man, gots to step your GAME UP. W_C is fish food to the likes of you. This ain't no 2006 Mer, this is 2011 FAB mer ready to take on some heavyweights. Board 8 still has plenty of bastards who need to get popped, and I want to see you evolve into an apex predator. Or not I don't know just what I had on my mind regarding you.

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Sir Chris
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The thing about "heavyweight" users is that they tend to be popular for a good reason and I rarely have many issues with them

I'm not going to start snatching weaves of people I don't even dislike for the sake of entertainment!

or maybe I would

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Mer

Well okay maybe not heavyweight but do you have to start at the guy who wants to have a political career and took his first steps towards this by deciding he just needed those coupons.

I mean really now I think if he took a swing at you he'd just knock himself out there.



You are Luigi, the other 3 are WC.

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**** yes I love this video

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Ermine - Not only did that savage monster Mer take your spot, he got two posts out of me! Truly outrageous, you should become his eternal rival like I am with Icon, everyone knows you need one to get to the top ten of User of the Year, no friction, no traction in popularity contests! Anyway Ermine you are both one of the nicest and yet most obsessive people I've ever met. You remind me of a more sane and more thick skinned and more actually with a personality (...you know, this is a really bad comparison but I am already too far gone I think) kawaiifan. You are very nice, but man get you mad about something you like and its all like GRRRRRRRRR SUPER ERMINE RAGE GRAH KILL SMASH. But that's okay, because I like you and if I ever have a problem with you I just yell at you and then we hug and talk about Zapdos eating Red because he dared to say Zapdos would eat you but of course he wouldn't because Zapdos is super awesome and you are buds.

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Ermine's cool.

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Jeff's cool.

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wait ... was it today? Sir Chris true Board 8 Stories?

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BIGPUN9999 - Hah, joke is on you, I actually got to you. Owned. Man you've been around forever and we barely interact! That's okay, that's true for most of the board and me really. I like to, pretty randomly, just imagine random people see my posts and roll their eyes because they never talk to me but they just see a post of mine and think I am very silly. I know this isn't true because I have been informed that the only thing I have ever done on board 8 is mafia, doctor doom, and posting in topics such as these. Anyway back to you, you are currently playing Dragon Quest V and thus you are currently manhandling the competition in User of the Year 2012 points. Now I expect a Persona 4 playthrough next to really steal my heart.

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Just in-case we get this far.

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RPGLord95 - I think it is pretty bad of me that the first thing that goes off in my head regarding you is me laughing at your name because your top 5 RPGs is such a standardized list. Not even saying most of them are bad or anything but it's like three final fantasies and xenogears and Chrono Cross or something I forget, but you really love Square! Good company mind you, but that's besides the point. I remember wondering to myself "man why is this guy getting so much hype" because I liked you alright but I barely knew you. Then I got to talking to you. I don't say this often, so get this screenshotted, but you are a man's man and a friend's friend. I respect you a lot and behind your comical name lies a great person. I like the word great, because it has power. When you see someone use great you know its meaning and you know that whatever it is that is being discussed that it matters. Awesome comes and goes, but greatness lasts forever. You are great. I don't know why I got so serious just there but I really felt the need to, because I haven't talked you to in awhile and I want you to have zero doubt about how much respect I have for you. Now just play more RPGs and you'll be set in the Sir Chris department.

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Emporer_Kazbar - You know, I was only one user away from you I don't think you needed much of an insurance policy against me not getting to you. Then again, it is me so maybe you did. Anyway I'll keep this brief: I have no idea who you are off the top of my head, so you get a cookie. Cookies are awesome.

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Sir Chris
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I haven't spoken with RPGLord95 much but we have bumped into one-another a few times on b8chat and he seems like a cool guy. Besides, including Xenogears in your top five is a good thing, always a good thing!

My top five JRPGs are all Squaresoft games as well, come to think of it, but I've begun taking extensive strides toward broadening my horizons. Dragon Quest, Suikoden, Persona. These were all the names of various JRPG series I often passed up as an adolescent due to extremely limited funding and hype for the upcoming Final Fantasy, I do most certainly admit. Now I'm gifted with the chance to experience many of these classics for the first time.

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Huzzah!

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blerhrhrhghghrhrh

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RPGLord seems cool. I met him in round 2 of uoty and expected to squish him like a big since I hadn't even heard of him, but he put up a good fight, so I started paying more attention to him. Seems a decent fella.

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I urge everyone to get to know him, fantastic he is.

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Your opinions are relevant to my interests, Sir Achrisbaschmatic. I will continue to develop a fitting repertoire with my fellow Squaresoft connoisseur.

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Tombolo squashing people involves him sitting on them.

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i feel much honour in this topic

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Jeff Zero posted...
Your opinions are relevant to my interests, Sir Achrisbaschmatic. I will continue to develop a fitting repertoire with my fellow Squaresoft connoisseur.

He is Sir Basch fon Ronsenberg of Demacia.

(note: I put in Demacia because I thought Chris would like the reference)

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A worthy and suiting reference, that!

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But does Sir Basch live?

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I don't know, actually. I'm still waiting on some dirty kid to enlighten me concerning his fate.

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Sir Chris is a huge man both in quality and value. Jeff Zero has shown the potential to be great indeed, his Squaresoft love is admirable. Tombolo I AM COMING FOR YOU! UOTY 2012! The Revengening!

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You'll have to go through me to have a shot a the Boloster

Wait, I ended up higher than Bololol, so uh w/e.

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I'll post here but he probably won't get this far.

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Tom - I love Tom, never could I pick our a better man to represent the best of the Christian religion than Tom. He is just so nice, and so good. Like if God is real and all of that Tom over here deserves a fist bump for keeping it so real. I have always enjoyed Tom's company except for some mafia games where he makes me sad, but in fairness most people have made me sad when it comes to Mafia. Tom is just a good soul and is an essential part of what makes board 8 tick: One of the non-bastards out there to keep bastards like me in line. Without Tom, God only knows what havoc I would have caused this fair board.

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HanOfTheNekos - I like you Han, so forgive me as I bash you a bit. I feel I've been a bit too positive lately, and no one reads these topics to see me be nice. I think having to try to edit your writing makes my skin crawl in the worst way. Mostly because it reminds me of some my earlier work! It is an odd feeling seeing people who are less along than me because it gives me a sense of accomplishment. Then again I am always happy to help you out (even if I do tease you) because I think writing is a great pursuit and even if it isn't your dream or anything I think it is important to be able to write in such a way that you can express ideas. Man, I guess I didn't bash you too bad, I suck at this. Well I could make fun of you for mafia but you haven't been so bad at that lately.

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Voltch - The rising superstar of Board 8, the man who is destined to topple the iron wall of elitism and to do... something. Voltch! Voltch took the board by storm for pretty much no reason other than the fact that he is awesome. I love talking with Voltch because as funny as he is he probably has one of the sharper minds on board 8 when he stops joking around. I have no idea how people perceive Voltch, but I'd bet a lot of people would underestimate his intellect because he is so light hearted most of the time. That is when he will strike! Voltch is good stuff.

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From: Achromatic | #027
BIGPUN9999 - Hah, joke is on you, I actually got to you. Owned. Man you've been around forever and we barely interact! That's okay, that's true for most of the board and me really. I like to, pretty randomly, just imagine random people see my posts and roll their eyes because they never talk to me but they just see a post of mine and think I am very silly. I know this isn't true because I have been informed that the only thing I have ever done on board 8 is mafia, doctor doom, and posting in topics such as these.

the funny thing is, you always come off to me as very serious and brooding. which is why I act overly silly and eccentric when I talk to you (baby cakes). I always try to get a reaction out of you, including that comment I made that you just referenced.

Anyway back to you, you are currently playing Dragon Quest V and thus you are currently manhandling the competition in User of the Year 2012 points. Now I expect a Persona 4 playthrough next to really steal my heart.

that can be arranged...

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