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ProtoPiranha
07/29/11 3:46:00 PM
#1:


Big Boss was rigged. RIGGED I TELL YOU! Big Boss was twice the soldier Solid ever could have been.

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BIGPUN9999
07/29/11 3:47:00 PM
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Pretty sure age was a big factor

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LeonhartFour
07/29/11 3:48:00 PM
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Sounds like a Big Boss vs. The Boss argument.

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ProtoPiranha
07/29/11 3:49:00 PM
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From: LeonhartFour | #003
Sounds like a Big Boss vs. The Boss argument.


The Boss held back tbh.

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Jeff Zero
07/29/11 3:50:00 PM
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Well the scouter says that Solid Snake's power level is approximately 6,535 but you need to make an exception to the rule here because various stipulations from Hideo Kojima, Hideki Kamiya, Tetsuya Nomura and Terra Branford have been brought up over the years. Technically speaking the mass incinerator volume of a cigarette is directly proportionate to how little of a f*** Solid Snake has given and if I remember correctly (details are a bit hazy -- because of the smoke, you see) Solid Snake gave very little f*** at the end of Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake.

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Emporer_Kazbar
07/29/11 3:53:00 PM
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What's really funny is how Big Boss' face looks exactly how it always did in MGS4, when he got killed by being barbecued with a lighter and a can of hairspray.

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ProtoPiranha
07/29/11 3:54:00 PM
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Jeff Zero
07/29/11 3:54:00 PM
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Emporer_Kazbar posted...
What's really funny is how Big Boss' face looks exactly how it always did in MGS4, when he got killed by being barbecued with a lighter and a can of hairspray.

I could get very technical here but I'll allow you all to continue bickering with half-truths as you please. Suffice it to say, however, Marilyn Manson recently confirmed that the hairspray was not in fact name brand.

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ProtoPiranha
07/29/11 3:54:00 PM
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MGS4 spoilers

From: Emporer_Kazbar | #006
What's really funny is how Big Boss' face looks exactly how it always did in MGS4, when he got killed by being barbecued with a lighter and a can of hairspray.


Wasn't that Solidus's body though?

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Jeff Zero
07/29/11 3:55:00 PM
#10:


The actual answer to the Big Boss thing obviously lies in what Piranha just said, for the record, but where's the fun in that.

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LeonhartFour
07/29/11 3:56:00 PM
#11:


*SPOILERS*






The way the body looked in Chapter 3 was the way it was supposed to look after MG2, even though it wasn't his either.

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Emporer_Kazbar
07/29/11 3:56:00 PM
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From: ProtoPiranha | #009
Wasn't that Solidus's body though?


The disgusting, deformed one in Europe was Solidus. So unless they grafted Solidus' face onto Big Boss' body, he should have some sort of deformity.

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LeonhartFour
07/29/11 3:57:00 PM
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*MORE MGS4 SPOILERS*





Big Boss's body in the ending was a composite of Solidus and Liquid's bodies, unless I'm mistaken.

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Jeff Zero
07/29/11 3:57:00 PM
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Er, wow, I didn't realize he said "Solidus' body"; no, it was made from bits and pieces of various corpses in part but it wasn't Solidus' body.

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Emporer_Kazbar
07/29/11 3:57:00 PM
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From: LeonhartFour | #014
Big Boss's body in the ending was a composite of Solidus and Liquid's bodies, unless I'm mistaken.


I know most of his body is. I didn't figure his face was, though.

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LeonhartFour
07/29/11 3:58:00 PM
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I'm not trying to think too much of the technicalities of it all because the whole thing is nonsense if you boil it all down anyway.

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BIGPUN9999
07/29/11 3:59:00 PM
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From: ProtoPiranha | #009
MGS4 spoilers

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Wasn't that Solidus's body though?




Um

they threw his body into a ****ing fire


when did you see hairspray in that scene?

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Jeff Zero
07/29/11 3:59:00 PM
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LeonhartFour posted...
I'm not trying to think too much of the technicalities of it all because the whole thing is nonsense if you boil it all down anyway.

It's Hideology is what it is. You can quote me on that if it damn well pleases you. It's Hide-freakin'-ology and that's why I tend to knee-jerk reply to these topics in the manner I initially did.

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BIGPUN9999
07/29/11 3:59:00 PM
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and yea, it wasn't him

but I'm just flabbergasted that you thought the Hair Spray+Lighter tactic was the exact same scene in MGS4

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Emporer_Kazbar
07/29/11 4:01:00 PM
#20:


Oh! Now I get the confusion going on in here! He thought Solidus' body being burned in Europe was what I was talking about when I mentioned the lighter+hairspray tactic.

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ProtoPiranha
07/29/11 4:02:00 PM
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I haven't played MGS4 yet, so I didn't really know. Whatever.

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BlackMageJawa
07/29/11 4:02:00 PM
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I'm not trying to think too much of the technicalities of it all because the whole thing is nonsense if you boil it all down anyway.

That's what the Patriots want you to think. Actually, genetics really do work that way.

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