Anyway, Sensi, I just wanted to say....thanks. It's been fun. You came out here and you talked, and you talked, and you talked, and then you finally got your big shining moment. You finally got to step in the ring with Mr. UCA and my main man Maniac. And not only were you an entertainingly abysmal failure, you took it one step further. You actively advanced my domination over this fed. I figured maybe it was time for a break, time to let somebody else get the big title shot at the PPV. So I set up a system to actually give somebody else a fair shot, figuring you would show some degree of basic competence. And then you got whipped so badly that I won it anyway. Even Reg has managed to waste my time while insisting I squish him like a bug. You? You've gone out of your way to make yourself my personal stepping stone. You can talk about Mouths and run your own, but you're just a mere Goomba, and this Mario has platforms to reach.
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. (aka not Krakenprophet)
I'm not inclined to put a stable on the tag list unless there's a specific pairing of you that is going to handle tags, or you wind up freebirding the championship or a feud or something.
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq. (aka not Krakenprophet)
In all seriousness, I think it is time I get done playing my petty and silly little games. I have been meandering aimlessly since losing KotB and have nothing to show for it. I want Maniac, but he continues to dodge my challenges. I think in a tag setting, you carried his Brown-coated behind to a victory he didnt deserve. I put GTM behind me. I put all of that other crap behind me. I want Maniac.
If youre too "yella" ,to borrow a "turn"coat phrase, to givem e the match unconditionally give it to me at the end of my personal Rainbow Road. Ill do a repeat of LW romp to the top. Give me each and every MW in succession til I get to Maniac. Ill climb over the mountainsand thousands of dead bodies to get there. I feel like.... losing that crown has changed the course of my UCa career. Chronic is holding the HW title and the crown that should have belonged to me and you deprived me of that glory. You continued to twist that knife in my back and torpedo my tag team with XIII and Sensi. You are the monkey on my back and its time for you to get squished.
Alright listen up Mr. Champ. I want to say something to you. Just so you ) I'm going to win. I'm told you are the champion and I assume that's the truth. But unfortunately, that must end. You see, I have never lost a single match. I made it this far without losing, I got a title shot at the grandest title of them all without ever having to see what the floor looked like. I always looked up. I was always looking at the top. I don't know if you know what it's like to always be looking at the top, knowing you are going to win, so I'm going to tell you Mr. Champ.
IT IS MY DESTINY TO BECOME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
I'm going to win. I'm going to take this title from you. And I'm going to do it for destiny. I'm going to do it for chicks. I'll be doing it FOR CANADA!
Listen up champ. I'm talking trash right now, because you got me RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT ) and by the end of this match, you'll see, IT'S )
-- GREEN RANGER http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4548/signaturedi.jpg
You want to call me The Mouth Sensi? Fine, I'll accept it. But I'm not the Mouth of Sauron, I'm the Metatron. And I will help Tom lay down divine judgement on you and whoever you get to be your next failed attempt at a tag team. As for your little 666 comments, I've got a little theology for you to. You see you have things a bit mixed up, 666 may be the mark of the beast, but its the number of man. When you thought you were speaking about me maybe you were really admitting something about yourself. You are a mere man Sensi, and while you seek to be something more, a savior even, you are still just a man. Falling short of perfection. I however am the voice of change. As Tom's voice to this lowly roster I can rise above being simply another wrestler. I have the power to crown kings and change the path of the UCA forever. And I will change it, whether the roster likes it or not.
As for Eddy, you want to kill youself going through the division to get to me? Sounds good. Once you have fought your way to me I will be happy to accept your challenge. And then I will break you in half like Bane did to Batman.
-- (Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~ All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.
"Why do I have to do everything around here" Ruin results
Chronic - 7 Haguile - 7
Tom - 10 SSS - 4
Nobody went through a table in GTM vs. Koala (GTM - 8, Koala - 6)
Drak/KCF - 8 Alec/Justin - 6
jdizzy - 6 JONALEON - 8
XIII - 12 Bruno - 2 Andel
Boko - 8 Reg - 5
Notes * Nobody went through a table all night. On an unrelated note, all of the tables were somehow replaced with the WWE's Spanish Announce Tables. No leads on the suspect as of now.
* I think I became Evan Bourne when I wasn't looking. Never wins a match and can't do a decent promo to save my life. Hooray!
* Speaking of jobbers, pretty sure Andel has failed to get a vote in the past couple matches he's been in. They've all been triple threats but that's still an impressive feat. Did I hear something about the Jester title being open...?
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My friends call me hadouken 'cause I'm down, right, fierce!
Once again another man with all mouth and no skill has fallen by the wayside. Do not fret Nee, I am sure that as much as your mouth runs eventually the movement will reverberate throughout the rest of your muscles and you will grow strong enough to challenge me.
Speaking of challenges, I feel like I am ready to step up to a higher level. However, I am not willing to drop the belt I have defended several times now to any middleweight. I don't believe they have earned the right to compete for a vacated title. I have not given the Middleweight Title a legitimacy it has not had for years only to see it destroyed overnight because of archaic rules stating that just because I have bigger dreams I must vacate.
I would ask the powers that be that I may still be allowed to defend this title until a worthy successor comes along while being able to climb the ranks of the Heavyweight division. If nothing else, it makes booking easier, right?
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Behold the majesty that is Doom. Feast upon his greatness, and know you will never measure up. http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/scenemaybecompletepngre.png - Hail