in-coming freshman.
do's don'ts, etc. Figured this would be the best place for advice :D
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HeroicLinusReed 08/13/11 8:33:00 PM #1: |
in-coming freshman.
do's don'ts, etc. Figured this would be the best place for advice :D -- --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Bombadil 08/13/11 8:33:00 PM #2: |
well I'm not exactly the person to ask but I assume they'd be pretty close to the guidelines to having sex anywhere else
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Ayuyu 08/13/11 8:34:00 PM #3: |
Alcohol.
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The Mana Sword 08/13/11 8:35:00 PM #4: |
just make sure you post on the internet about it as soon as it happens
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redrocket 08/13/11 8:35:00 PM #5: |
wrap it up
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pjbasis 08/13/11 8:39:00 PM #6: |
Don't do it!
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MarvelousGerbil 08/13/11 8:39:00 PM #7: |
There... aren't anyway... Obviously use condoms...
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RayDyn 08/13/11 8:40:00 PM #8: |
From: redrocket | Posted: 8/13/2011 11:35:12 PM | #005 This. No exceptions. -- http://img.imgcake.com/raypngja.png http://img.imgcake.com/raydynpngty.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Swiftlicious 08/13/11 8:42:00 PM #9: |
alcohol
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Evil_REmade 08/13/11 8:42:00 PM #10: |
Leave a marker on your door when sexiling your roommate(s). For my freshman dorm, we used a picture of Bobby Knight.
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foolm0ron 08/13/11 8:45:00 PM #12: |
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neonreaper888 08/13/11 8:54:00 PM #13: |
bad sign: no one mentioned a coat hanger for the doorknob
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MarvelousGerbil 08/13/11 8:55:00 PM #14: |
neonreaper888 posted...
bad sign: no one mentioned a coat hanger for the doorknob Why would you do it like that? The hanger will just fall off depending on the door frame. use a tie or something. -- http://i.imgur.com/WRgfu.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 08/13/11 9:03:00 PM #15: |
Do: Put it in
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neonreaper888 08/13/11 9:08:00 PM #16: |
MarvelousGerbil posted...
neonreaper888 posted... bad sign: no one mentioned a coat hanger for the doorknob Why would you do it like that? The hanger will just fall off depending on the door frame. use a tie or something. depends on how you put the hanger on the door! -- "would a sausage by any other name smell as sweet?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TimJab 08/13/11 9:19:00 PM #17: |
i used a sock on the door
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Uglyface2 08/13/11 9:19:00 PM #18: |
When did college become some wild sex party? Seriously, was the fact that the one I went to is a commuter college the reason nothing seemed to happen? Is it different at other universities?
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TimJab 08/13/11 9:21:00 PM #19: |
From: Uglyface2 | #018 -- http://i55.tinypic.com/20t3qfm.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0ron 08/13/11 9:25:00 PM #20: |
From: Uglyface2 | #018 That's a factor but it's more that you are unlikeable and unattractive -- _foolmo_ 'so I can potentially win the guru without getting the final right?' - BlAcK TuRtLe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crystal King 08/13/11 9:32:00 PM #21: |
Watch National Lampoon's Van Wilder and emulate it as best you can.
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InfiniteOddity 08/13/11 9:33:00 PM #22: |
Figure out a policy of sexile with your roommate would be my advice.
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Uglyface2 08/13/11 9:34:00 PM #23: |
foolm0ron posted...
That's a factor but it's more that you are unlikeable and unattractive There is that, but that only explains me, not everyone else. Unless they were all hiding their sex parties from me, which is unlikely because I would have caught wind of something... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 08/13/11 9:44:00 PM #24: |
TimJab posted...
From: Uglyface2 | #018 When did college become some wild sex party? Seriously, was the fact that the one I went to is a commuter college the reason nothing seemed to happen? Is it different at other universities? Which country is your university located? Maybe it's in a country with decent morals. -- Oh, I am one yet many. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HeroicLinusReed 08/13/11 9:44:00 PM #25: |
how bad is it that i haven't had sex before
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nintendogirl1 08/13/11 9:44:00 PM #26: |
From: Uglyface2 | #023
foolm0ron posted... That's a factor but it's more that you are unlikeable and unattractive There is that, but that only explains me, not everyone else. Unless they were all hiding their sex parties from me, which is unlikely because I would have caught wind of something... You just weren't invited. -- Too busy on your computer to notice. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HeroicLinusReed 08/13/11 10:50:00 PM #27: |
^ that's harsh
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AlecTrevelyan006 08/13/11 10:57:00 PM #28: |
You people misunderstand.
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I_NOgoddess 08/13/11 11:03:00 PM #29: |
Read "the rooster" magazine for today, there's approx. seventeen articles describing in detail when, where and how you should vaginally penetrate your sweety <3 oh and it's a Boulder magazine... so if you happen to live here...
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Andel 08/13/11 11:08:00 PM #30: |
nintendogirl is quite the combatant on the internet...pics now?
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foolm0ron 08/13/11 11:16:00 PM #31: |
Make sure it's a chick BEFORE you take her home
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Blairville 08/13/11 11:21:00 PM #32: |
wrap it and smash it
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Uglyface2 08/13/11 11:25:00 PM #33: |
Andel posted...
nintendogirl is quite the combatant on the internet...pics now? They're on the Board 8 wiki, I think. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revenus 08/13/11 11:26:00 PM #34: |
Raka_Putra posted...
TimJab posted... From: Uglyface2 | #018 When did college become some wild sex party? Seriously, was the fact that the one I went to is a commuter college the reason nothing seemed to happen? Is it different at other universities? Which country is your university located? Maybe it's in a country with decent morals. XFD what college did YOU go to? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 08/14/11 4:27:00 AM #35: |
Bandung Institute of Technology, or known here as Institut Teknologi Bandung.
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