Well, I mean of course there would be questions asked. I said that bit in the title as a figure of speech, a metaphor of sorts. You can ignore it if you want.
He seems like the only guy with enough cheeseburgers in paradise to be able to get anything done if he were to get elected into office. And besides, he's great at wastin' away again in Margaritaville, so I'm sure he'd do a much better job of searching for his lost shaker of salt than Obama or W. Bush did.
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Black Turtle spilled my diet soda!