Board 8 > Why can't I find a tall girl to ask out

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preferably a redhead with freckles

whyyy

they're out of your reach.


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http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-

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because they live in the forest

You can't measure up to the challenge

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You're too short-sighted.

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Your goals are too high

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You have not heard the last of me...
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She doesn't need to be taller than me, just like in the 90th percentile

You'd never be able to see eye to eye.

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Not Dave posted...
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-

My God, that board seems awful.

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"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris

to her, guys like you come in short supply

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[insert height pun here]

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I'm currently dating a redhead with freckles.

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Maniac64 posted...
Not Dave posted...
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-

My God, that board seems awful.

Exactly.

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My first (and only) girlfriend was a tall redhead, how I wish it worked out better for us.

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I went out with a tall redhead once.
She didn't have freckles.
We didn't work out.

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CrimsonOcean posted...
We didn't work out.

so you were both fat

Uh, no.
Wtf bug crawled up your ***?

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Inviso posted...
The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp!

The jerk store called they're running out of you!

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I've always thought tall girls were hot. Though I am 6'3, that could be why >_>

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CrimsonOcean posted...
Uh, no.
Wtf bug crawled up your ***?

...it was a pun

Personally, I like both extremes, give me a giant or a gnome any day, I'm not messing with these normal proportions like everyone else.

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OH.
Well I feel sheepish.

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I've never had this problem.

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I work, with a tall, skinny redhead with freckles that's just a bit younger than me.

I have absolutely no interest in doing anything with her.

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From: MarvelousGerbil | #022
Inviso posted...
The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp!

The jerk store called they're running out of you!

Why would they need me when you're their best seller?

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Not Dave posted...
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-

Half of the first 6 topics were about girls.

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I'm 6'3 and girls at or near my height freak me out. I'm quite content with my girlfriend being 5'3

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Inviso posted...
From: MarvelousGerbil | #022
Inviso posted...
The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp!

The jerk store called they're running out of you!
Why would they need me when you're their best seller?

Well I slept with your wife!

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From: MarvelousGerbil | #032
Well I slept with your wife!

...His wife is in a coma.

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