*psychedelic scene wipe to first scene* Hammy: Glad we went to the sushi mart to pick up some more sushi. *light laughter* Gee: well, we're home. *puts key in keyhole* Home sweet... *giant tornado tears through the whole house, leaving a giant crater* Gee: home. *laugh track* *Buffalo herd runs through and shove Gee and Hammy off the cliff* Gee: This was totally not a necessity to create a situation where Porry will save us so I will be okay with him staying with us! *laugh track* Hammy: Stop with the commentary and just yell for help! *cut to Porry at a neighbours door* Porry: Glad to see you two are doing fine. It was nice meeting you, Mr. and Mrs. Fish. *laugh track* Gee and Hammy: *yelling from the distance* HAAAAALP! *Porry finds them* Porry: OH JEEZ WHAT DO I DO *looks around* *phone rings* Porry: *picks up phone* No, mother, I am still regular. *laugh track* Gee: Use the phone to help us! *Porry reaches out phone, Gee tries to grab it* Mother Pine on phone: What's happening? *Porry drops phone into abyss* Porry: *pause* Oops. *laugh track* Hammy: What else can we yell at him! Gee: Drop one of your hedgehog picks! Porry: I'm not a hedgehog! *laugh track* Gee: Neither am I, now just save us! *Porry drops a quill* Porry: Grab on! *Gee and Hammy can't get a grip and drops* Porry: Oops. *applause, commercial*
*hospital, Gee and Hammy in full body casts, picture a giraffe in a neck brace HAHAHA* Porry: Hey guys, I came to visit. I brought Yahtzee. *laugh track* Gee: *long blunt stare* You can stay with us if you never play Yahtzee again. *laugh track* Porry: AWESOME LET'S JIGGIE! *jiggies* Gee and Hammy: *unable to move* Uhh... Porry: *shrugs* Looks like an ending is in order! *laugh track* Gee and Hammy: That's our Porry! *laugh track and applause* *applause and EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: ALTON CHIU/STUART BELL is shown*
Next time on LIVING WITH THE PINE! Gee gets an unexpected visitor *Gee gasps and she opens the door* and Porry and Hammy get into a predicament! Hammy: Oh no! *covers eyes* *credits roll with images of Porry and Gee/Hammy on crutches building a new house and applause*
Mother Pine over blank screen: Always eat your vegetables, Porry!
-- Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine Woo Woo Woo! You Know It!
Gee: THIS IS BORING! I wish life was more exciting for us. Hammy: Well guess what, I invited Porry to live here WITH US! *light laughter* Gee: You invited PORRY to live with us? *laugh track* Hammy: Yeah, he's the life of the party! *laugh track* *knock on the door* Hammy: There he is now. *opens door* Porry: Hey, Ham, Gee. I brought Yahtzee. *laugh track and applause* Gee: I am NOT playing Yahtzee. *abrupt scene change* Gee: I can't believe I'm playing Yahtzee. Hammy: *waves arms in the air* YAHTZEEEEEE! *laugh track and applause*
A hamster named Ham, a giraffe named Gee Moving in together, how hard could it be? Life is boring, so what do they do? INVITE IN PORRY, HILARITY ENSUES *guitar riff* Starring: Porry Q Pine Gertrude "Gee" Raff Hamlet "Hammy" Sterr With Daddy Pine And Mommy Pine *more guitar riff* IT'S LIVING... WITH THE PINE! "LIVING WITH THE PINE! Created by Alton "GTM" Chiu"
Porry: No, Mother, I'm moving in permanently. Mother Pine on phone: Did you remember your deodorant? Porry: I'm not a skunk! *laugh track* *cut to Gee and Hammy* Gee: Why did you invite Porry? He smells like a skunk! Hammy: Cause we're in a rut and I thought we could use some excitement. Gee: Then hire a butler or something, don't invite Porry! Hammy: What's wrong with Porry? *cut to Porry* Porry: No, father, I'm not living with another male porcupine. *laugh track* Porry: *facing camera* Not that there's anything wrong with that. *laugh track* *cut to Gee and Hammy* Gee: I won't be able to stand THAT all day! Hammy: I see nothing wrong. Porry: Hey guys. My parents would only allow me to stay if I remember my socks *takes out plaid socks* *laugh track* Gee: I wonder how much more I can take of this! Augh, I need a break from Porry already. **psychedelic scene wipe to commercial*
Gee: 20 minutes in and all our sushi is gone! I didn't even know Porcupines ate fish. *laugh track* Hammy: It was me... I thought it was ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT! *laugh track* Gee: What made you think that? *Hammy points to hand-made sign that said all you can eat* Gee: Porry is quite the artist I see. *laugh track* Gee: How did you get fooled by that!? Hammy: Fooled? I'm the one full right now. *laugh track* Porry: I guess you can say you liked my PINE art. *light laughter* Gee: -_-; *psychedelic scene wipe*
Gee: Well looks like I have to go to pick up more sushi, cause its like a Giraffes favorite food and all. Porry: Where does a giraffe and a hamster go to pick up sushi anyways? Gee: At the sushi mart Porry: OH MY GOSH, ARE ANY OF YOUR NEIGHBOURS FISHES? DO YOU EAT YOUR NEIGHBOURS? I WONDER HOW LONG THEY HAVE TO LIVE! I ONCE KNEW A DOCTOR DOOM WITH A MAGIKARP BUT HE DIDNT EAT HIS FISH Gee: How long is he staying with us again? *laugh track* Porry: *screams and runs out the door* Hammy: Not long. *laught track and applause* *fade to commercial*
-- Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine Woo Woo Woo! You Know It!
I read everything, watched everything (not that there was much to watch). I pretty much grouped all the writings together and then based things off of length. I'm not an english teacher and wasn't about to start nitpicking everything. ngirl had the funniest entry with her little porcupine clay thing. The Porcupine Youtube video was entertaining and was glad it wasn't something to read. Ermine had really adorable pictures in his tiny story but I couldn't guarantee that he drew them.
All in all I was pleased with everyone except those who didn't participate or did a half ass 5 minute job (cough cough dante cough cough)
Ok, Animal Time! Stuffed Animals are adorable and all but they only earned you 2500 points. Cats? Cats you say? Well they are worth 5000 while Dogs the more loyal of the common house pet are worth 7500. If you had really awesome hair you also earned 2500 points for hairticipation (SirChris) Multiple animals earned you a maximum of 1 per animal, as noted in Gamebops score. Horseys 15000 and lumpy camels earned you a cool 20K!
Current Score Board Silver_Ermine *127022 nintendogirl1 *111308 GameBopAdv *101627 Menji76 *89497 GTM *87628 ------------------------------------ctesjbuvf *77736 KommunistKoala *74576 Chrono1219 *70739 Sir Chris *58972
Looks like Menji knocked ctes below the line! But Ermine still holds onto a strong lead as we come to Round 20!!!! Dante is still eliminated by the way but his dog is cute.