Board 8 > Mercenaries 3 Day 67 Peacetime: For No Particular Reason

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FFDragon ~ The Jillmageddon Prophecy (37-19, 3GP/65) (1-5)
Battle: Lara (UPGRADED), Ethan (UPGRADED), Robo-Ky (UPGRADED), Wild Dog (UPGRADED), Aya (UPGRADED), Lilith (UPGRADED), Volnutt (UPGRADED), Shadow (UPGRADED), Wesker (UPGRADED), Shepard (N/A), Kuja (N/A), X (N/A), Vivi (N/A)
Support:
Terrain: A Tomb (Lara), Lethal Lava Land (Aya), Arklay Mansion (Wesker), Facing Worlds (Kuja), Spaceport (Shepard)
KOs/Injuries:
Recharge: Kuja (2 days), Ethan (Remedy, 2 days), Aya (Revive, 1 day; Mitochondria, 1 day), Lilith (Mind Games, 0.5 days; Phase Strike, 0.5 days), Robo-Ky (Defective, 0.5 days), Shepard (1 day), Wesker (Viral Mastermind, 2 days), Shadow (Team Dark, 1 day; Master Thief, 1 day)
Other: Aya default is the MM1, Mongoose; Lilith specializes in Controller/Assassin/Corrosive; Volnutt has memories of Duke/Kane/Alucard/Turok/Gene/Chief/Bartz/Ganondorf (see wiki); Shepard is a Neutral Human-Dominant Male Earthborn War Hero, Wesker's Punch will recharge a day quicker next time it's used

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Lopen ~ Cute and Pop Genocide of Love (32-24, 0GP/41) (1-5)
Battle: Tira (UPGRADED), Seymour (UPGRADED), Leon (UPGRADED), Golbez (UPGRADED), Bison (UPGRADED), Knuckles (UPGRADED), Amy Rose (UPGRADED), Luca Blight (N/A), Ryu Hayabusa (UPGRADED), Sephiroth (N/A)
Support: CATS (UPGRADED)
Terrain: Mountain (Seymour), Tick Tock Clock (Leon), Ryudou Temple Steps (Golbez), Spekkio's Arena (Ryu Hayabusa)
KOs/Injuries: Amy (1 day)
Recharge: Sephiroth (Angel, 0.5 days), Panay (3 days), Luca (Beast Rune, 2 days)
Other: Seymour has enough souls to use 5 every day from now to the end so I've stopped keeping track of them



MajinZidane ~ Paperwork sucks. (28-27, 0GP/18) (2-4)
Battle: Bob (UPGRADED), Alucard (UPGRADED), Sora (UPGRADED), Zack (UPGRADED)
Support: SB&HJ (UPGRADED), Lex (UPGRADED), Hanako (UPGRADED)
Terrain: Dracula's Castle (Alucard), Fighting Tournament Arena (Sora)
KOs/Injuries:
Recharge:
Other:

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Justin_Crossing ~ Superfluous (34-22, 1GP/55) (3-3)
Battle: Luigi (UPGRADED), JC Denton (UPGRADED), Aschen Brodel (UPGRADED), Thrall (UPGRADED), Vile (UPGRADED), Kratos (N/A), T-Rex (N/A), Justice (N/A), Leeroy Jenkins (15/28)
Support: Mad Moxxi (UPGRADED)
Terrain: Desert (Luigi), Hedge Maze (Denton), Orgrimmar (Thrall), Movie Theatre Lobby (Kratos), Dance Club (T-Rex)
KOs/Injuries:
Recharge: Justice (Commander Gear, 3 days), T-Rex (Arms, 1 day; Doritos, 2 days), Kratos (Soul Rip, 1.5 days; Olympus, 3 days), Aschen (beat the crap out of them, 2 days), Moxxi (Riot, 3 days)
Other:

Do I interrupt?


Why not

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Mewtwo59 ~ The Guild of the Frozen Popsicle (15-33, 5GP/0) (1-5)
Battle: Bartz (UPGRADED), HK-47 (15/54)
Support:
Terrain: Forest (Bartz)
KOs/Injuries:
Recharge: Bartz (2 days), HK-47 (3 days)
Other:

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Silverliner182V ~ The Scumteam ™ (27-26, 21GP/17) (4-2)
Battle: KOS-MOS (N/A), Dante (N/A), Ridley (N/A), Old Snake (N/A), Axl (UPGRADED)
Support: Suika Ibuki (UPGRADED), Natsumi (UPGRADED), Yukari (UPGRADED), Derrick Cole (N/A), The Trolls (N/A)
Terrain: Hard Rain (Dante), Jungle Joyride - Night (KOS-MOS), Ripple Fields (Ridley)
KOs/Injuries:
Recharge: Cole (Pendulum, 2 days), Suika (Cuteness, 1 day)
Other: Axl has Indian Heritage, Samus, Other Samus, Luigi, and The Shell



Achromatic ~ Silver Snakes (40-16, 1GP/72) (5-1)
Battle: Link (8/41), Lute (UPGRADED), Terry (UPGRADED), Jack (UPGRADED), Nathan Spencer (UPGRADED), Tommy Tawodi (UPGRADED), Potemkin (UPGRADED), Sol Badguy (UPGRADED), Aigis (UPGRADED), Orochi (UPGRADED), Heat (N/A), Kain/Raziel (N/A), Selvaria (UPGRADED), Isa (N/A), Bill Rizer (27/55)
Support: Tim
Terrain: Proving Grounds (Link), Roof (Terry), Ruins (Jack), Main Street (Spencer), Acre (Sol), Steamy Bathhouse (Aigis), Final Destination (Isa), Room With Platforms (Kain/Raziel), Great Silver Shine (Rizer)
KOs/Injuries:
Recharge: Heat (Snack, 2 days), Kain and Raziel (Heart, 0.5 days), Bill (1 day), Terry (God Killer, 2 days), Aigis (Lead, 1 day), Lute (Prodigy, 1.5 days), Potemkin (Glacier, 1 day), Link (Song of Storms, 1 days), Selvaria (0.5 days)
Other: Young Terry; Jack is an arm

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Tom Bombadil ~ Theory of Avarice (25-28, 22GP/24) (2-4)
Battle: Red XIII (UPGRADED), Neku (UPGRADED), Shang Tsung (UPGRADED), XIII (UPGRADED), Daniel Garner (UPGRADED), Sigma (N/A), Shadowlord (N/A), Horrigan (20/20)
Support:
Terrain: Desert (Red XIII), Shibuya (Neku)
KOs/Injuries:
Recharge: Garner (Job, 1 day), Shadowlord (Gestalt, 0.5 days)
Other: Tsung souls (Spy, Haseo, Gilgamesh, Max Payne, Bartz, Sabin, Bowser, Travis, Jessica, Vile, Sora, Gene, Luca/Knuckles, Sephiroth, HK-47); XIII has evidence on Gordon Freeman, Gene, and Revan; Luca and Golbez cannot be convicted of conspiracy; Garner last hit Ramirez

Declare on Redtooth
Super Invincible Mario GO!
DK brings his friends to war, IN GIANT FORM!
Marco has the Tank and the Flameshot
Dizzy uses Awe of She
Yuna decides to play Dress Up!
Shion decides to sleep with Mecha-Samus.
Klonoa throws Super Invincible Mario at Solid Snake
All the World's a Stage to Zidane
Tidus casts Haste on Mario and Donkey Kong
Vexen copies Baiken's and The Nameless One's passives

Go..... oh wait, this isn't Wartime...

Steal Lead Steal
Greed Lead Greed

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X_Dante_X ~ Knockin' on Victory's Door (42-14, 1GP/83) (5-1)
Battle: Altair (UPGRADED), Gallows (UPGRADED), Rudy (UPGRADED), Death (UPGRADED), Fortune (UPGRADED), Lu Bu (UPGRADED), Cole (UPGRADED), Yuri Hyuga (UPGRADED), Dracula (UPGRADED), Diablo (N/A), Zero (N/A), Kerrigan (N/A), Grabner w/X-D Dragoon (N/A), Sam Fisher (UPGRADED)
Support: Sniper Wolf (UPGRADED), Jenna Angel (UPGRADED), Yeti (UPGRADED), Barry Burton (UPGRADED), Marisa (UPGRADED), Aggressors, B.D. Joe, SHODAN
Terrain: Lost Woods (Altair), Liberty City (Gallows), De Rol Le Arena (Yuri)
KOs/Injuries: Zero (1 day), Yuri (1 day)
Recharge: Aggressors (2 days), Death (Bastard, 3 days) Wolf (Work, 2 days; Assassin, 3 days), Grabner (Anti-Society, 2 days), Marisa (Mushrooms, 2 days), Dracula (Immunities, 3 days), Yuri (Dark Seraphim, 3 days; Fusion, 2 days), Lu Bu (Lu Bu, 1 day; Numbers, 3 days), Zero (2 days), Yeti (Mind, 3 days), Cole (Heal, 1 day)
Other: Cole is at +5 karma; Cole is heroic; Death will recharge a day quicker next time it's used; Kerrigan has 2 larvae, 4 energy; Yeti can no longer counter Duke

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GANON1025 ~ The Administration of GANON II (25-28, 11GP/19) (3-3)
Battle: Agahnim (UPGRADED), The Fury (UPGRADED), Zant (UPGRADED), Geddoe (UPGRADED), Ganondorf (UPGRADED), Roo (UPGRADED), Gene (UPGRADED), Cielo (33/33), Athos (39/40)
Support: Pyramid Head (UPGRADED)
Terrain: Forest (The Fury), Oil Ocean (Zant), Wrestling Ring (Gene), Roof (Cielo), Besaid Island (Agahnim)
KOs/Injuries:
Recharge: Roo (1 day), Zant (Twilight Realm, 0.5 days), Gene (1.5 days), Geddoe (TLR, 0.5 days), Pyramid Head (2 days)
Other:



DeathChicken ~ Bandits Revenge (33-23, 0GP/47) (4-2)
Battle: Bub (UPGRADED), Rugal (UPGRADED), Ryu (UPGRADED), Joanna Dark (UPGRADED), Liquid Snake (UPGRADED), Big Boss (UPGRADED), Cloud (N/A), Revan (N/A), Kefka (40/40)
Support: Marche (UPGRADED)
Terrain: Black Noah (Rugal), Cage Match (Ryu), Delgado Winery (Joanna), Mall (Liquid), Xen (Cloud), Ravenholm (Big Boss), The Pit (Revan)
KOs/Injuries:
Recharge: Cloud (2 days), Liquid (Hind, 1 day), Ryu (Martial, 2.5 days), Big Boss (CQC, 2 days; Fulton, 2 days)
Other: Revan is a Male Villainous Scout Guardian; Fulton -> Chief

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Drakeryn ~ Limited Blade Works (45-11, 3GP/85) (5-1)
Battle: Crash (UPGRADED), Jake (UPGRADED), Nightmare (UPGRADED), Duke Nukem (UPGRADED), Hibana (UPGRADED), Bryan Fury (UPGRADED), Nero (UPGRADED), Master Chief (N/A), Samus (N/A), Fou-Lu (N/A), Prince of Persia (35/35)
Support: Bernkastel (UPGRADED), Professor Layton (UPGRADED), Raz (UPGRADED), Ilya & Taiga (UPGRADED), Lambdadelta (UPGRADED), Ramirez (UPGRADED), Saxton Hale (UPGRADED), Goat-kun (N/A), Chulip Protagonist (N/A), Ulala (N/A), Elis
Terrain: Laharl's Room (Nightmare), LeMU (Duke)
KOs/Injuries:
Recharge: Goat-kun (Flags, 2 days), Lambda (Counter, 2 days; Kidnapping, 3 days), Hibana (Akujiki, 2 days), Bryan (Smirk, 2 days), Nero (Terrain, 2 days), Ulala (3 days), Elis (3 days), Raz (Switch, 3 days), Layton (Elixir, 1 day; Critical Thinking, 2 days), Bern (Miracles, 1 day), Fou-Lu (1 day)
Other: Aku Aku is at level 3; Chulip protag can make out with Potemkin, Cole, Kerrigan, Isa, or T-Rex; Chulip -> Diablo (Day 66 - 2 days remain); Chulip can no longer target KOS-MOS, Athos, or Dracula; Ramirez will recharge a day quicker next time he's used

I believe Samus is injured (Shodan railing + loss)

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how am i doing better than like half the people in the game

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##vote: Tom

Oh wait

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RustyMrMokka has left the room.

I see Day 67 has finally come. As promised, I shall now reveal the events which led to Tom killing [insert whichever of Drak's mercs Garner killed here] for Dante. I do not know whether Drak ever got around to posting a log of our deal in the back in Day 66 Peace, but I'm sure he will here if he cares to dispute my recollection of events.

In return for something dumb (hiring Shang with Jake? using his post-battle ability whilst hiring him?), Drak asked me to not use Garner on him during the Endgame. I said I would not accept hits on his team. He said deal and we did whatever the internet equivalent of shaking hands was. I intended this wording to be my wiggle-room for to loophole my way around this arrangement, and I said as much to my co-conspirator while I was negotiating with Drak. As far as I'm concerned, this was a perfectly valid and remained perfectly valid when Tom did it.

But I do not really care whether anyone else considers it as breaking the arrangement. Besides, it isn't even the fun part of the story.

Around the time of my victory over Lopen in the Prime Timeline, numbers contacted me to chat about something. It might have just been commiserating over how horrible Mercs 3 is and how wonderful it was to be free of it, or it might have been asking me why I departed from the Prime Timeline, as I could have possibly done some damage there, what with being one of the five or so people who was still there. Whatever it was, it was followed by numbers lamenting over Dante's chances against Drak.

So I said that I could tell Tom -- the inheritor of my team and the deals I made -- about the debt he owes Dante -- the inheritor of numbers' team and the deals he made. numbers asked if I would really do that. I answered sure. And thus I told Tom about the deal with Drak, how he would loophole that deal, and the debt he now owed Dante because of the large cash donation numbers gave my team on the final pre-Endgame day of Mercs 3. Tom said all right and went about paying his debt.

Only there was no debt to be paid.

The donation numbers made had nothing to do with any deal. He was initially going to throw all his money at me before KJH talked him out of it, choosing instead to lend me whatever he had left after a few strategic purchases. KJH, by the way, was the co-conspirator for whom the loophole was originally manufactured; numbers was only involved insofar as KJH probably would've asked me to exploit said loophole for numbers' benefit as well. I have no knowledge of how much Dante knew about all this, but I suspect the amount to be none.

So when numbers asked me if I would really tell Tom that, what he meant was would you really make s*** up and lie to the guy taking over your team. My answer was the same, the reasoning being because it would be funny.

So, to summarize in the form of Homestuck gifs...

Drak:

Tom:

Me:

numbers:

Dante:

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Back and to the left

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yeah whoops she's injured and shodan/rudy are on recharge

Also Fou-Lu is in a berserker rage today because of Layton's critical thinking

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already pointed this out yo


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more importantly though, Yuri's fusion should be at 1 day left not 2. He had a dirna faster recharge thing (which even got removed!)

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did you also point out that Cole is such a loser he injured himself

I gotta get all the free recharges I can, man

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cole was benched

also zero has 3 days of recharge because he used the fusion form of his ability


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also also barry has a day of recharge


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another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high

and altair's on recharge


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another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high

Yeti's counter as well, I believe two days? It says "Can't chase/counter again for two days" dunno if that means every two days or two days without countering

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oh

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okay upgrade recharge changes need not to be down at the bottom god

Oh Mercenaries 3 Day 67 began huh

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This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

Other: Seymour has enough souls to use 5 every day from now to the end so I've stopped keeping track of them

:( He has 61 I believe, but I'm only counting me/drak and the shell that KOd 2 people

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From: X_Dante_X | #024

Other: Seymour has enough souls to use 5 every day from now to the end so I've stopped keeping track of them

:( He has 61 I believe, but I'm only counting me/drak and the shell that KOd 2 people

Wait what.

Man

If I cared more about this game I'd be LIVID right about now

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lopen use 50 souls to transform today stick it to him

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I just might, Dante. I just might.

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jc goes afk (quit)

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Black Turtle still didn't MAJORA'S MASK

Chulip -> Lu Bu

KOS-MOS! We'd like to hire your services for the day for 1 GP.


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Sure, why not.

For no particular reason, of course.

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maybe, lol

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regaro replaces jc

Kain be fighting today
Heat has made his choice.

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hey boko

do you want to play Luigi vs Bob

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"Whatever it was, it was followed by numbers lamenting over Dante's chances against Drak."

This sounds like a total fabrication

I've always thought my team to be superior to Drak's and easily able to take a full power vs. full power fight

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Call me numbers.

ff9 vivi btw

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