i go to the pantry to find a halfway decent alternative and lo and behold
an unopened bag of nacho cheese doritos
but i didn't buy them obviously, they're my roommates
i don't care
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TimJab 08/21/11 9:09:00 PM #1: |
i go to the pantry to find a halfway decent alternative and lo and behold
an unopened bag of nacho cheese doritos but i didn't buy them obviously, they're my roommates i don't care -- http://i.imgur.com/5vOFJ.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 08/21/11 9:11:00 PM #2: |
He's not eating them tonight. Be a good roomie and buy a new bag tomorrow to replace them.
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TimJab 08/21/11 9:15:00 PM #3: |
but what if he comes home from work and experiences the same hankering?
sooooooooo good btw the chips themselves aren't amazing and the flavor isn't even my favorite, but getting exactly what you want is so gratifying! -- http://img.imgcake.com/baronvontoast/1304312287012jpgen.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff Zero 08/21/11 9:16:00 PM #4: |
It will be alright man.
And even if it isn't, just be like "TimJab" and when he goes "huh?" stab him. -- "Setsuna, you have to change. To make up for me... who didn't change." ~SCP~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ExThaNemesis 08/21/11 11:51:00 PM #5: |
Dude you could create this story.
Just wait til he gets home, have most of the bag eaten. And say something about how Dorito's would be good now. -- "It is important that supporters and everyone at the club remembers that the cannon on the chest is more important than anybody." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dauntless Hunter 08/21/11 11:55:00 PM #6: |
The only solution is to eat the whole bag, dispose of all evidence, and pretend like you never knew there were Doritos in the house to begin with.
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