Board 8 > I farted my way out of an elevator today.

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Those fat people wouldn't get out of my way!

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THAT'S OUR C BAR

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~Wigs~ WELCO METOT HENEX TLEVEL
I do what Ninten-Don't.

We have two floors in my building.

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Always enjoy a C Bar topic...

*huggles*

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I would have taken the stairs but I had to fart, you see.

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I don't care what the real story is, I'm imagining that you were trapped in an elevator and you farted so hard you burst through the doors to safety.

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

I bet most of your imaginings start with me trapped in an elevator don't they? Sicko! Find another topic Grand Kirby before you run all the hot chicks off. They are attracted to a topic title like this and you're ruining it!

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This story has a bad ending though, i had to change my underwear and by the time i got to the party on the 2nd floor there was no cake left. Also there was no spare underwear only a cactus. Horrible horrible day but i am glad i could tell it to someone.

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classic c bar

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ICON:
Caught siphoning grooves from the local disco.

Have you ever worn cactus underwear? I doubt it. And i hope none of you kids ever have to. It makes for a horrible "rest of story" type post. I know most people like happy endings. I don't even know why i am still wearing it except that i am am not sure what happens if i shower. Does it die because cacti are not used to water or will it only grow stronger? Is it worth the risk? Could I hope for some sort of cactus expert or do i need to make a new topic i just dont know.

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