Board 8 > Biggest Lies in Gaming

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Gogo = Adlai Stevenson

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Mew under the truck.

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Then there was that damn kid whose uncle worked at Nintendo and let him play all the games before they came out.

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"All video games being free is a human right." -Vlado [Evil Republican]
Play Der Langrisser.

back in the day this kid talking about how Japan already had the PS3

now remember this is like 2002-2003.

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My friend told me that if you turned the volume down on the television and made sure you and anything around you made no noise while playing the rainbow cloud stage in Pokemon Snap then you would drop through the cloud and unlock a secret stage. I played this stage over and over while forcing everyone in the house to shut up.

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Your YouTube video link is broken.

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Your face is bees.

You know there's always that one kid back in the day always talking about how you can unlock Rainbow Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat by putting in this bulls*** code after you beat Shao Kahn on the hardest difficulty, or you can get actual blood in the SNES version of MK.

Companies lie, too. Sega catalog said Sega Saturn would get bundled with Sonic Xtreme. That s*** got cancelled hard as f***. Or how Oblivion was gonna have all these crazy features, then it comes out and its halfassed Morrowind.

I remember getting TMNT 2: The ARCADE game for the NES. I thought that was gonna be the dopest f***ing game, like the actual Arcade game in its namesake. That s*** looked like a mod for Double Dragon 2 on the NES. The free Pizza Hut coupon that gave was a poor consolation prize.

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6 minutes of BULLS***. I don't even trust Skyrim anymore

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It will launch for $350 with some Wii Sports s***. I bet my life on it. Damn, that KoolAid guy is awesome - NGamer64

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It will launch for $350 with some Wii Sports s***. I bet my life on it. Damn, that KoolAid guy is awesome - NGamer64

Three Words: Wandering Running Man

Nemesis is too gory for Marvel vs Capcom 3.

Ghost Rider and Iron Fist are too "punchy."

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LOL!!!! I hope that's a joke....names don't get more n00bish than that

Capcom can't come up with a moveset for Phoenix Wright.

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Oh, I am one yet many.

You could unlock Gambit in the old Genesis X-men game.

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"John Romero will make you his *****"

It was a noble intention anyway

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One Piece: Pirates with style!
-= Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action =-

those random bootleg 'sequels' like Donkey Kong Country 6

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Wait, what were the features about Oblivion?

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"It's actually iced coffee."

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Radiant AI for Oblivion probably takes the cake. The teaser "gameplay" is more exciting than the actual game.

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It's hard work living as a sloth, but he finds time to relax.

Being able to pick either side and change the outcome of the war in MGS4.

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I remember back in the day Toys R Us had some promo going with the Saturday morning cartoons on like CBS or something, where during one of the commercials they'd air a "secret password" and if you went to Toys R Us that day and told it to them they'd give you some free prize.

My friend claimed that they gave him "Super Mario Bros. 6"; I got a pair of orange shoelaces.

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