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Haguile 09/09/11 4:05:00 PM #1: |
http://www.raintaxi.com/online/2011summer/card.shtml
http://io9.com/5838157/orson-scott-cards-hamlet-not-as-good-as-shakespeares-version And then there's the startling reveal at the end of the novella, in which we discover spoiler alert that Hamlet's father was gay, and that this made him a terrible king. And his ghost was actually a demonic liar that misled Hamlet as to his cause of death. Claudius didn't kill Hamlet's dad after all instead, it was Horatio, who was taking revenge on Hamlet's dad for molesting him as a little boy. Hamlet's dad also molested Laertes, and Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern, and turned all four of them gay in the process. (Oh, and in the end, Hamlet goes to Hell for all the harm he's caused, where his gay dad will molest him for the rest of eternity.) Orton Scott Card has become of a cartoonish version of himself really. -- GREEN RANGER http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4548/signaturedi.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff Zero 09/09/11 4:05:00 PM #2: |
I've actually never liked his work all that much.
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Haguile 09/09/11 4:09:00 PM #3: |
I only really liked Ender's Game but...man, this is ridiculous. I'd think the man who wrote Ender's Game would be more sane than this.
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Ness26 09/09/11 4:10:00 PM #4: |
Wooow.
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blindhobo13 09/09/11 4:10:00 PM #5: |
From: Haguile | #001 XFD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff Zero 09/09/11 4:11:00 PM #6: |
He also called Serenity the best sci-fi movie of all time. Look, it's good. Firefly in general is good. But seriously?
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Lord Bob Bree 09/09/11 4:12:00 PM #7: |
There's no way this is serious, right?
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Icehawk 09/09/11 4:13:00 PM #8: |
Speaker for the Dead was always his best work imo, but this COULD surpass it!
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Haguile 09/09/11 4:17:00 PM #9: |
Here's the punch line: Old King Hamlet was an inadequate king because he was gay, an evil person because he was gay, and, ultimately, a demonic and ghostly father of lies who convinces young Hamlet to exact imaginary revenge on innocent people. The old king was actually murdered by Horatio, in revenge for molesting him as a young boyalong with Laertes, and Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern, thereby turning all of them gay. We learn that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are now "as fusty and peculiar as an old married couple. I pity the woman who tries to wed her way into that house."
Hamlet is damned for all the needless death he inflicts, and Dead Gay Dad will now do gay things to him for the rest of eternity: "Welcome to Hell, my beautiful son. At last we'll be together as I always longed for us to be." I can't stop laughing. -- GREEN RANGER http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4548/signaturedi.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shoenin_Kakashi 09/09/11 4:17:00 PM #10: |
that Hamlet's father was gay, and that this made him a terrible king. And his ghost was actually a demonic liar that misled Hamlet as to his cause of death. Claudius didn't kill Hamlet's dad after all instead, it was Horatio, who was taking revenge on Hamlet's dad for molesting him as a little boy. Hamlet's dad also molested Laertes, and Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern, and turned all four of them gay in the process.
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the icon ownz all 09/09/11 4:25:00 PM #11: |
From: Jeff Zero | #006 Orson Scott Card is homophobic and slightly racist. I don't think his opinion on the quality of Serenity is that crazy in comparison. -- ICON: FUN FUN FUN FUN ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff Zero 09/09/11 4:27:00 PM #12: |
Well I could have just pulled the obvious cards outta the deck. More fun to point out the weirdest!
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SubDeity 09/09/11 4:30:00 PM #13: |
So does the novella actually say that Claudius was bad because he was gay or is that just extrapolated from the fact that he molested people? For that matter, has anybody actually read this?
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blindhobo13 09/09/11 4:35:00 PM #14: |
From: SubDeity | #013 I certainly want to now! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 09/09/11 4:36:00 PM #15: |
Wait, so Hamelt's father is like the worst guy in the world ever in this version, but for his crime of molesting and manipulating everyone he gets rewarded with an afterlife of getting to rape people some more, while Hamlet himself gets punished for being not nearly as big a dick by having to be the victim of it?
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Viktor Vaughn 09/09/11 4:42:00 PM #16: |
i love my dead gay son
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dowolf 09/09/11 4:42:00 PM #17: |
The really weird thing is, you look at Card's older works, and it's almost impossible to imagine him as a bigoted homophobe.
And yet here we are. -- Oh, a big machine with flashy lights. A big machine like that has me written all over it. Well, okay, it doesn't. But give me time... and a crayon --11th Doctor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Viktor Vaughn 09/09/11 4:42:00 PM #18: |
a lot
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WazzupGenius00 09/09/11 4:43:00 PM #19: |
From: Panthera | #015 maybe it's like each person gets their own personalized hell, and so that's what Hamlet's is so it's technically not actually his father doing it and he has his own separate hell -- A hare like me couldn't catch up to Black Turtle. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HanOfTheNekos 09/09/11 4:47:00 PM #20: |
I used to really like OSC.
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Panthera 09/09/11 4:51:00 PM #21: |
From: WazzupGenius00 | #019 Man I'd hate to live in a world where the appropriate punishment for not realizing you're related to a rapist is an eternity of rape. -- We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny ... Copied to Clipboard!
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metroid13 09/09/11 5:12:00 PM #22: |
He thinks the United States should revolt against the government if same-sex marriage is legalized, so yeah.
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Haguile 09/09/11 5:24:00 PM #23: |
I'm gonna buy this because of how hilarious it sounds.
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SovietOmega 09/09/11 5:32:00 PM #24: |
I liked some of Orson's older works. But this? If only it were satire...
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LeonhartFour 09/09/11 5:33:00 PM #25: |
Somebody ought to at least inform SmartMuffin or SephG about this.
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leo3leo 09/09/11 8:02:00 PM #26: |
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KimPilgrim 09/09/11 8:12:00 PM #27: |
So is this the reason everyone says he's a homophobe or...oh it's a new book...
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dowolf 09/09/11 10:20:00 PM #28: |
"people accuse me of being a homophobe whelp let's not do anything to prove them wrong."
Great plan there. Tell me how it works out for you. -- Oh, a big machine with flashy lights. A big machine like that has me written all over it. Well, okay, it doesn't. But give me time... and a crayon --11th Doctor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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paperwarior 09/09/11 10:28:00 PM #29: |
I always liked the theory of King Hamlet intending everything that happens out of spite, but this is... well, nuts.
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GaryOak151 09/09/11 10:52:00 PM #30: |
man.. and to think OSC used to be one of my favorite authors
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Haguile 09/10/11 8:32:00 AM #31: |
From: leo3leo | Posted: 9/9/2011 11:02:56 PM | #026 Yyyyyeah not buying OSC. -- GREEN RANGER http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4548/signaturedi.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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