Board 8 > Those must be some really smart muffins!

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SmartMuffin
09/20/11 5:00:00 PM
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Or at least, some muffins with a really good publicist.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/sep/20/taxpayers-foot-bill-justice-department-16-muffins/

The Justice Department spent more than $120 million in fiscal 2008 and 2009 to host law enforcement conferences across the country, many of which featured “extravagant and wasteful” costs for food, beverages and event planning, including spending $16 on each of 250 muffins served at an August 2009 legal conference in Washington, D.C., a report said Tuesday.

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baron von toast
09/20/11 5:10:00 PM
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I want to eat a $16 muffin. Well, just the top. Then feed the $8 bottom to some birds.

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MarvelousGerbil
09/20/11 5:12:00 PM
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You've got it all wrong, you only pay for the top, the bottom is extra garbage they include.

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RayDyn
09/20/11 5:12:00 PM
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From: baron von toast | Posted: 9/20/2011 8:10:35 PM | #002
I want to eat a $16 muffin. Well, just the top. Then feed the $8 bottom to some birds.


This pretty much

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OmarsComin
09/20/11 5:14:00 PM
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Other costly items cited in the report included a $32-per-person snack break consisting of Cracker Jacks, popcorn and candy bars,

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SmartMuffin
09/20/11 5:23:00 PM
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The DOJ signed a no-bid contract with Orville Redenbacher.

NO BLOOD FOR MOVIE THEATER BUTTER

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SovietOmega
09/20/11 5:38:00 PM
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baron von toast posted...
I want to eat a $16 muffin. Well, just the top. Then feed the $8 bottom to some birds.

Thus marking the only recorded success of trickle down economics...

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SmartMuffin
09/20/11 9:14:00 PM
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they must be reeeeeeeeeeally yummy

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foolmor0n
09/20/11 9:37:00 PM
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This is incredible

At one conference, a workshop on enhancing judicial skills, participants were served snacks of Cracker Jack, popcorn and candy during a break, costing $32 a person, and also were provided a “deluxe” ice cream assortment that cost $10 per person. The 166 people attending a separate conference of U.S. attorneys were fed beef Wellington appetizers at $7.32 per serving.

How does a beef Wellington meal cost less than Cracker Jacks?
$32 each? Did they have a swimming pool full of Cracker Jacks? Maybe they didn't eat most of it, they just got tons of boxes for the toys?

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foolmor0n
09/20/11 10:16:00 PM
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red sox 777
09/20/11 10:19:00 PM
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Well, the DOJ has to compete for the best legal talent with private firms. They can't pay nearly as much, so I guess they compensate through a combination of prestige and expensive snacks.

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SmartMuffin
09/21/11 8:30:00 PM
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The Judge had a great piece on this tonight, I'll post the link when the video is uploaded tomorrow.

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Rad Link 5
09/21/11 9:00:00 PM
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Who even buys Cracker Jacks anymore?

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paperwarior
09/21/11 9:06:00 PM
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Who did their catering, a baseball stadium?

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Lucretia Merces
09/21/11 9:12:00 PM
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Sadly you won't see many politicians trying to stop spending like this.
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SmartMuffin
09/21/11 9:39:00 PM
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Who did their catering, a baseball stadium?

This works both in regards to cracker jacks being an item, and in regards to ridiculous markups for food! At a stadium, this would be seen as quite a value!

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GaryOak151
09/22/11 5:54:00 PM
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http://motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2011/09/great-16-dollar-muffin-myth

owned so hard

because you wont read

So did DOJ really pay $16 for muffins? Of course not. In fact, it's obvious that someone quite carefully calculated the amount they were allowed to spend and then gave the hotel a budget. The hotel agreed, but for some reason decided to divide up the charges into just a few categories instead of writing a detailed invoice for every single piece of food they provided.

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