Board 8 > XFD who said this?

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http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000206-sports-and-racing-baseball/60399887/672391398

I spit coffee on the monitor when I read #5. Was it Swift?

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Oh and for context, I'm partaking in one of my favorite past times: trolling the baseball boards. Then the guy whipped this out when I had no idea he even knew I frequented this board. I'm still laughing.

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At least half of the board says this every time we haven't seen you in a few days

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IIRC User728 is his own user.

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User frequents this board too, so of course he would know you do. So probably no one told him that.

TimJab vs. User, and both think they're "winning".

That's what happens when an unstoppable autistic meets an immovable illiterate.

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Ah he does? Didn't know that.

If he made it up himself it's the first funny thing he's said in all the topics I've trolled him in.

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From: AlecTrevelyan006 | #006
TimJab vs. User, and both think they're "winning".

That's what happens when an unstoppable autistic meets an immovable illiterate.

The difference is that I'm quite aware I look like an idiot. That's the point.

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i think he's aware as well

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TimJab it's okay. You are right and you win. You are the best at trolling ever! High five for expressing yourself!! *high 5* All I want is for you to keep being you, champ.

XFD now he's pretending that he hasn't been mad for the last 5 topics.

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I'm so mad for 5 topics right now.

and board 8 loses

From: Viktor Vaughn | #009
i think he's aware as well

you haven't seen the last few topics

every post i made elicited a 5 paragraph response from him

it's was hilariously pathetic

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From: OmarsComin | #013
and board 8 loses

hey now i didn't know he was gonna show up

i was legitimately interested in who said that because i thought it was hilarious and i wanted to give props

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From: TimJab | #014
you haven't seen the last few topics

every post i made elicited a 5 paragraph response from him

it's was hilariously pathetic

"A dog is man's best friend." That common saying may contain some truth, but dogs are not the only animal friend whose companionship people enjoy. For many people, a cat is their best friend. Despite what dog lovers may believe, cats make excellent housepets as they are good companions, they are civilized members of the household, and they are easy to care for.

In the first place, people enjoy the companionship of cats. Many cats are affectionate. They will snuggle up and ask to be petted, or scratched under the chin. Who can resist a purring cat? If they're not feeling affectionate, cats are generally quite playful. They love to chase balls and feathers, or just about anything dangling from a string. They especially enjoy playing when their owners are participating in the game. Contrary to popular opinion, cats can be trained. Using rewards and punishments, just like with a dog, a cat can be trained to avoid unwanted behavior or perform tricks. Cats will even fetch!

In the second place, cats are civilized members of the household. Unlike dogs, cats do not bark or make other loud noises. Most cats don't even meow very often. They generally lead a quiet existence. Cats also don't often have "accidents." Mother cats train their kittens to use the litter box, and most cats will use it without fail from that time on. Even stray cats usually understand the concept when shown the box and will use it regularly. Cats do have claws, and owners must make provision for this. A tall scratching post in a favorite cat area of the house will often keep the cat content to leave the furniture alone. As a last resort, of course, cats can be declawed.

Lastly, one of the most attractive features of cats as housepets is their ease of care. Cats do not have to be walked. They get plenty of exercise in the house as they play, and they do their business in the litter box. Cleaning a litter box is a quick, painless procedure. Cats also take care of their own grooming. Bathing a cat is almost never necessary because under ordinary circumstances cats clean themselves. Cats are more particular about personal cleanliness than people are. In addition, cats can be left home alone for a few hours without fear. Unlike some pets, most cats will not destroy the furnishings when left alone. They are content to go about their usual activities until their owners return.

Cats are low maintenance, civilized companions. People who have small living quarters or less time for pet care should appreciate these characteristics of cats. However, many people who have plenty of space and time still opt to have a cat because they love the cat personality. In many ways, cats are the ideal housepet.

I just realized my 5 paragraph response actually supported cats over dogs....ewww....

This topic is great.

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so was that an attempt at trolling?

it's hilariously ironic if so because every post you make is just you taking another bite of my troll bait (even though i'm not trolling anymore and you're still doing it, so maybe i gave myself too much credit)

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From: OmarsComin | #013
and board 8 loses

as long as it stays within this topic

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From: AlecTrevelyan006 | #006
TimJab vs. User, and both think they're "winning".

That's what happens when an unstoppable autistic meets an immovable illiterate.

Alec I am disappoint. I never claimed to be winning or to be trying to win anything. You are clearly jealous that I reclaimed my testicles and that your sig belongs to me for a month.

Were we not supposed to tell other people about that?

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From: QuinticWarrior | #018
This topic is great.

i am to please

i'm actually pleasantly surprised that user knows about this board because the topics where he battles my troll persona are hilarious and shouldn't be kept to one board

i didn't foresee him following me here but i'm still taking credit for delivering a service to this board.

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From: TimJab | #019
so was that an attempt at trolling?

it's hilariously ironic if so because every post you make is just you taking another bite of my troll bait (even though i'm not trolling anymore and you're still doing it, so maybe i gave myself too much credit)

Yo bro stop man I'm getting annoyed! >:(

From: User728 | #024
Yo bro stop man I'm getting annoyed! >:(

expert damage control

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From: TimJab | #023
i am to please

i'm actually pleasantly surprised that user knows about this board because the topics where he battles my troll persona are hilarious and shouldn't be kept to one board

i didn't foresee him following me here but i'm still taking credit for delivering a service to this board.

LMFAO NICE TYPO! Also, I was linked here from the secret reliable source! Or maybe it was your attractive body. I haven't decided yet.

wait wait hold on



there we go

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From: TimJab | #025
expert damage control

Did someone just call the damage control firemen?

You beat me by 35 seconds. Except my picture was much funnier and has a really sexy guy on the left.

From: TimJab | #027
wait wait hold on



there we go

From: User728 | #028
Did someone just call the damage control firemen?

Oh my god.

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From: Rad Link 5 | #030
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Oh my god.

Yeah...it's a meme on the baseball board (greatest board on gfaqs except for TimJab who just trolls us successfully all the time!!)

oh well, user has become aware

kind of like skynet

now that he knows he's been getting trolled for 2 weeks, there's not a whole lot more i can get out of him (which is unfortunate, because the dude was a goldmine of hilarity when properly raged)

guess it's time to banish him to "the list"

can't have his awful posts infecting my eyes

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whoa

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From: TimJab | #032
oh well, user has become aware

kind of like skynet

now that he knows he's been getting trolled for 2 weeks, there's not a whole lot more i can get out of him (which is unfortunate, because the dude was a goldmine of hilarity when properly raged)

guess it's time to banish him to "the list"

can't have his awful posts infecting my eyes

Nooooo I can change, I promise! But seriously, you have been such a goldmine for several of us over at the baseball board. You literally made a topic on B8 to complain about me. I am so proud right now. Between your b-hurt posts full of essays and rage over the past month or so, and now this...you are the best thing that has happened to me in a long time. You complete me.

Edit: And now you even have to pretend you have me on ignore because you are so b-hurt and cannot handle the pwnage. I have never been so proud of myself over anything I've ever accomplished in my entire life. I am going to cry.

lol

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Holy crap this is great. I trolled him on the baseball board. Then he comes here to whine about me. Then he claims to have me on ignore when I pwn him here. Now on the baseball board he is literally telling people to enjoy talking to me while they can since he marked me for "board invasion" and I will be banned. He is so mad that he is trying to mark me for nonsense and admitting it! I can see the steam coming from his ears. XMFD.

i hope you guys are taking notes

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This is like a more legible version of that swift vs ertyu topic that spilled over into our baseball topic.

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swift had a more intelligent opponent

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