What could possibly go wrong? Why waste your time with something that doesn't involve a giant singing pile of feces? The idea strikes me as foolish at best and very, very stupid at worst. There is going to be bottom-feeders no matter what the day may bring, so why not allow one glorious day where you can honestly say "I'd rather vote for a piece of ***** than you. And a squirrel".
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How many points did Black Turtle win the guru by? Wow that's a lot, a lot!