Board 8 > ~FIGHT!~ Bartz/HK vs Grabner/Fortune vs Hydralisk/Barry vs Dracula/X-D "Dragoon"

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Bartz has his eyebrow shot at btw

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The Dragoon Monstrosity takes it. I'm not exactly sure how this fight is set up, but that abomination is quite possible the strongest thing in Mercs history.

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Bartz/HK-47 have challenged Grabner/Fortune as well as Hydralisk/Barry and Dracula/X-D "Dragoon" to a fight! Location of the fight: neutral, nondescript terrain. Which side will win?

Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence). Gameplay mechanics are less important than how the characters would function in a real-time environment.

- The members of each team are ideal teammates capable of a pre-selected plan of battle.

- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.

- There may be SPOILERS from all of the games the characters are from.



Rules for Voting

- Bold your votes (using and ).

- Provide a justification for why you think the selected team would win. Fanboy logic, ignoring character assumptions or rules, and vague or unintelligible justifications are all grounds for having your vote disqualified.

- If you want to switch your votes simply bold the change; there's no need to delete your post, though you may if you wish.

- This match will end in 24 hours.



Bartz is as seen in Final Fantasy V in his Freelancer class, having mastered the Knight, Ranger, White Mage, Mystic Knight, Ninja, and Time Mage jobs. He has all the abilities and capabilities of the six classes and is using his best non-broken equipment. Sniper Wolf has shot at Bartz's eyebrow without hurting him.

HK-47 is as he appears in KOTOR, equipped with Heavy Plating Type 3, Superior Targeting Computer, Uninversal Computer Interface, Verpine Demolitions Probe, Advanced Gravity Generator, Carbonite Projector, Environment Shield Level 3, and the Zabrak Battle Cannon. B.D. Joe has picked up HK-47 and is driving him on a tour of the terrain. While in the taxi, the HK-47 can still fight, but he is limited by a magical seatbelt that cannot be removed or destroyed. B.D. Joe's car is also indestructible; if there are any pits, the car can drive on the air somehow.



Albert Grabner is as seen in Front Mission: Gun Hazard. He is fully equipped with his jetpack, HAV-05, HGR-05, and HHG-05 (armor, grenades, and handgun).

Fortune is as seen in Metal Gear Solid 2. Her immunity to firearms is intact and she starts the battle with her railgun fully charged.



The Hydralisk is as seen in Starcraft. It sees Barry as a horrifying Lovecraftian monster that should not exist in this world. The ideal teammates clause does not apply to Hydralisk.

Barry Burton is as seen in RE5 Gold.

it's a four-way battle royal

Oh, and the Dragoon monstrosity also has Infinite Fury mode (as seen in dynasty warriors: strikeforce) because Fortune came to the battle

just to make it better

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no he doesn't you can't warn fortune away because she's immune to abilities

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shes immune to the effects of abilities

I can most certainly warn her to stay away and reap the benefits of doing so, since it doesn't effect her at all

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Dracula is as he appears in the Castlevania series, in his base humanoid form at his full power (none of that pansy "just got revived oh boy" weakling here!). He has access to most of his non-broken moves seen through the series in this state, including teleporting, biting, fireballs, fire pillars, dark energy balls, turning into bats, etc (but not summoning stuff). That said, he isn't invincible when doing any of his moves and unlike the games, can be damaged in parts besides the head.

The X-D "Dragoon" is as seen in Front Mission: Gun Hazard. The Dragoon has the best shield, dash, and vernier units equipped (SHD-04, RD-400, and VU-50 respectively), and its primary weapon is the VG-05. Secondary equipment on it includes an EAP-50 (Armor Plate), HNP-50 (Hard Knuckle), NG-05/MIN-50/FBG-50/DCY-50/HMS-50. The Dragoon has fused with Altair, Gallows, Rudy, Lu Bu, Cole, Death, Diablo, Zero, Yuri, and Sam Fisher to temporarily create one being with the best attributes and all the allowed abilities of each of them. This being begins the fight as the Dark Seraphim. It will only be able to be damaged by striking its head or the area around its heart. Also, the fusion benefits from 2x power, halved casting time, and uninterruptible casting of offensive and healing magic, as well as unlimited duration, halved casting time, doubled effect, and uninterruptible casting of buffs. Moreover, it has unlimited battery cores for the entire fight and has infinite use of Lu Bu's Fury. It rides its trusty horse, Red Hare, to battle. Finally, the fusion has access to Justine, Zephyr, Stare Roe, Arc Smash, Phazer, Death’s Portrait of Ruin Form, Lu Bu's Demon Bane/Fire/Fire Orb, and Zero’s Ultimate Form.

From: HeroicGammaRay | #005
it's a four-way battle royal

That doesn't change my vote.

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i know i'm just clarifying how the fight is 'set up'

Yeah, him and Hydralisk were old partners but Hydralisk just doesn't see it

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well it's a hydralisk it probably likes horrifying monsters

Oh that's actually a decent point.

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Barry Burton takes it. I'm not exactly sure how this fight is set up, but that abomination is quite possible the strongest thing in Mercs history.

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hail barry, the best "pure" support to ever exist

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man that name is more applicable than you can possibly know on that cluster****

and Honestly I see a deep fried Hydralisk after 1 shot off Fortune's railgun tbh

XD dragoon thing obliterates miserable piles of meatbags and iron.

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HK-47 is stuck in an indestructible car. The fused Dragoon can't hurt him unless HK lets it. HK has no reason to do anything like stick his head out of the car. The Dragoon is too big to get into the car. Since HK is going to stay in the car, I can't lose. Sure, HK can't hurt Dragoon either, but that only makes it a tie.

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Which clearly makes Barry the winner

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The taxi has no roof btw

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What?

What is this?

I hope this isn't X-D Altairgallowsrudylubucoledeathyuridiablozerofisher Dragoon's blood.

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Poisonous Armored X-D Dragonoid Trask. Still the deadliest creature we'll ever see in Mercs.

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Poor Barry. I was really pulling for him and the Hydralisk but if there's gonna be all that infighting I don't see them having a chance!

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I have THIS

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Dragoon

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You were almost a Hydralisk sandwich!

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Due to the circumstances of the match, I can only assume that Kerrigan is doing a fast expand hydralisk 5 pool rush into tech. The hydralisk will be fully upgraded.

Hydralisk solos

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maybe, lol

Kerrigan more like kerridead xfd

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Dark Dragoon by that point is very likely a planet buster.

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Dragoon

That thing scares me.

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Ultimate Karmic Seraphim Vampire "Dragoon" of Infinite Fury solos.

Though I am still disappointed you didn't go with the giant lasers. Ultimate Karmic Seraphim Vampire "Dragoon" of Infinite Fury with giant lasers would, like, even more solo.


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From: Drakeryn | #030
Ultimate Karmic Seraphim Vampire "Dragoon" of Infinite Fury solos.

Though I am still disappointed you didn't go with the giant lasers. Ultimate Karmic Seraphim Vampire "Dragoon" of Infinite Fury with giant lasers would, like, even more solo.

We need to run this thing vs. the JC X-SAM0S from M1 IMO.

(speaking of which drak, did you ever reupload the journals? I kinda want to read 'em again)

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I should really get around to reuploading.

Well, I should get around to a lot of things, but that's one of them.


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Anyway, The ridiculous magic buffs outweighs the laser imo - Gallows brings with him some pretty nice buffs, and I've argued enough about Seraphims magic to make me enjoy its doubled powers.

oh and Coles electricity totally counts as offensive magic

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looks like its mostly Doubled Attack and Attack Increasing as HP Decreases, as well as making a shield that absorbs 1/4 of the HP taken. Which is all permanent. And then, all that gets doubled!

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I tracked down an artist and had them sketch this monstrocity



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only about an hour and a half left to pledge your support to the slayer of worlds, folks. He's keeping track

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Seriously... Dragoon in that form is far too OP... (dang my roommate for getting that word as part of my vocab for anything other than One Piece or Opening)...

But yeah... Hydralisk would start fighting Barry, and everyone else has a chance to kill each other... except no one stands a chance against the unfair Dragoon...

Build a more fair fight...

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I'll have you know I specifically weakened this thing just so it could fight more than just HK and Bartz!

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You know, this match might never end.The terrain stretches out infinitely, and BD Joe has no reason to turn around. Once hydralisk/Barry/fortune/grabner/bartz are dead, dracula and dragoon have to guess what direction HK went, and even if they know can they catch up?

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