Board 8 > It's been too long since the gay incestual pregnancy womb bomb was brought up.

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KimPilgrim
09/30/11 8:58:00 PM
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Or has it been just long enough?

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Mark Millar, ladies and gentlemen. One of the most famous names in the industry.

If you were expecting something metaphorical, I apologize.

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OmarsComin
09/30/11 9:04:00 PM
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this isn't about pedophiles, why is santarpg the second post
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Justin_Crossing
09/30/11 9:08:00 PM
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what

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StealThisSheen
09/30/11 9:10:00 PM
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...What.



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paperwarior
09/30/11 9:10:00 PM
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Haha, I remembered this from reading the title.

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Wanglicious
09/30/11 9:11:00 PM
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XD

still love that scene. i'd say it's been just long enough.

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Wanglicious
09/30/11 9:12:00 PM
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oh, and don't think context makes this thing make sense.
context only makes you wonder how he still has a job.

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TimJab
09/30/11 9:13:00 PM
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peggy is such a *****

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thundersheep
09/30/11 9:15:00 PM
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Not being able to have kids, or actually delivering your gay brother's rape baby?

Choice seems pretty easy to me.

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KimPilgrim
09/30/11 9:15:00 PM
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Don't forget, the literal pitch given for this books creation was "What if Batman was an *******?" Also, it's currently got a movie deal.

Oh, and I almost forgot what reminded me about this again. Look what our good friend Millar brought us this week with Kick-Ass 2 #4!

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Wonderful! I'd post the rape scene but that may be taking it a bit to far!

Red Mist changed his name to "Mother-****er", by the way. Charming.

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Wanglicious
09/30/11 9:18:00 PM
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well it's an improvement of red mist.

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Gwindor
09/30/11 9:22:00 PM
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what the hell is this ****

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KimPilgrim
09/30/11 9:23:00 PM
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From: Gwindor | #013
what the hell is this ****


From the creator of "WANTED" and "KICK-ASS" comes:

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Dark Young Link
09/30/11 9:24:00 PM
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The **** did I just read?

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Wanglicious
09/30/11 9:24:00 PM
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it is the greatest ploy to commit if you know how to rig bombs and want to have rape babies with your sister.

also known as 'mark miller forgot to take his meds.'

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KimPilgrim
09/30/11 9:26:00 PM
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This man wrote The Ultimates once! THE AUTHORITY! HE WROTE A STORY ABOUT COMMUNIST SUPERMAN AND IT WAS PRETTY GOD DAMN GOOD!

HOWWWWWW does this happen?!

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Princess Anri
09/30/11 9:26:00 PM
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It's been too long since the gay incestual pregnancy womb bomb was brought up.

Ah, what a day it was.

I believe I read somewhere that over 20% of all comic writers retired the same day that issue came out because they knew they'd never top it.

I'll never understand why the number wasn't more like 100%.

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Wanglicious
09/30/11 9:27:00 PM
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drugs are a hell of a thing man.
at least that's my excuse. who knew when he wrote the ultimates it would be one of the best parts of that universe?

maybe he sould come back. i mean loeb set the bar so low i'd take it.

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KimPilgrim
09/30/11 9:29:00 PM
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There is a very clear dividing line where he decided to stop hanging out with Grant Morrison and his comics instantly became horse-****.

I do not believe this is a coincidence.

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Rad Link 5
09/30/11 9:31:00 PM
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From: KimPilgrim | #001
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This is the most brilliantly stupid thing I've ever read.

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You posted these in the wrong order. I'm kind of unimpressed with this one after the first set.

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Not_an_Owl
09/30/11 9:36:00 PM
#22:


HEY KIDS, COMICS!

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KamikazePotato
09/30/11 9:43:00 PM
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what

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Rad Link 5
09/30/11 9:51:00 PM
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Even suspending my disbelief as far as I can, I can't even begin to imagine how you could rig a womb to collapse if they attempt an abortion.

I mean with everything else going on there, it took a while for me to even consider this, but still.

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KamikazePotato
09/30/11 9:52:00 PM
#25:


If this womb goes below 50 mph

It will explode

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KimPilgrim
09/30/11 9:52:00 PM
#26:


On a much brighter note,

Aquaman #1 also came out this week.

And it sure was swell.

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Wanglicious
09/30/11 10:08:00 PM
#27:


If this womb goes below 50 mph

It will explode


Starring Sandra Bullock.

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redrocket
09/30/11 10:30:00 PM
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How in the Hell is this a real thing.

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Viktor Vaughn
09/30/11 10:31:00 PM
#29:


vince russo's brother from another mother

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KimPilgrim
09/30/11 10:33:00 PM
#30:


From: redrocket | #028
How in the Hell is this a real thing.


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redrocket
09/30/11 10:33:00 PM
#31:


KimPilgrim posted...
From: redrocket | #028
How in the Hell is this a real thing.
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Haha, what is that from?

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KimPilgrim
09/30/11 10:42:00 PM
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Nextwave.

http://www.amazon.com/Nextwave-H-T-Ultimate-Collection/dp/0785144617/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1317447569&sr=8-1

It is a truly amazing comic.

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redrocket
09/30/11 11:05:00 PM
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KimPilgrim posted...
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Oh wow.

That is a thing.

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Dauntless Hunter
10/01/11 12:50:00 AM
#34:


So how did the womb bomb thing turn out?

Also how would he rig her womb to collapse (collapse?) if they did an abortion but NOT during labor? How does the bomb KNOW what's going on? Also, what if she just miscarried?

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WazzupGenius00
10/01/11 12:57:00 AM
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According to wikipedia, triplet daughters.

You can't make this stuff up.

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Shoenin_Kakashi
10/01/11 1:06:00 AM
#36:


It's Mark Miller

This is not surprising.

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Rad Link 5
10/01/11 1:56:00 AM
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From: WazzupGenius00 | #035
According to wikipedia, triplet daughters.

You can't make this stuff up.


I don't suppose it mentions whether they are also gay?

I'm just trying to figure out what the next logical step for Mark is.

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Rad Link 5
10/01/11 1:59:00 AM
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Also I've managed to conceive some suspension of disbelief stretching ways he could set up such a trap, but I can't think of a single way the doctors could identify it. I mean surely they've never seen an abortion-activated womb bomb before?

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KimPilgrim
10/01/11 6:00:00 AM
#39:


Mark Millar is not a talented writer anymore. He writes incredibly dumb and nonsensical bull, and presents it in a way that is supposed to shock the audience enough so much they don't question it. His readers are childish enough that they fall for it. And I don't just mean mentally. Ask Zen about Mark Millar Kid.

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Pram_the_Oracle
10/01/11 6:02:00 AM
#40:


I remember getting Kick Ass after seeing the movie. Not the worst purchase of the day, considering I just had to see Ultimatum with my own eyes. >_>

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SlymDayspring
10/01/11 6:13:00 AM
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I find that mark millar USED to be talented....now he just has good ideas that are terribly executed and just devolve into what he believes is extreme cool &%@$ happening that is "shocking".

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SpeedYoshi
10/01/11 7:56:00 AM
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From: Rad Link 5 | #038
Also I've managed to conceive some suspension of disbelief stretching ways he could set up such a trap, but I can't think of a single way the doctors could identify it. I mean surely they've never seen an abortion-activated womb bomb before?


what if he told the sister and she told the doctors?

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TimJab
10/01/11 8:11:00 AM
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From: SlymDayspring | #041
I find that mark millar USED to be talented....now he just has good ideas that are terribly executed and just devolve into what he believes is extreme cool &%@$ happening that is "shocking".


it's amazing how true this post remains if you change the name mark millar to vince russo

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Rad Link 5
10/01/11 9:10:00 AM
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From: SpeedYoshi | #042
what if he told the sister and she told the doctors?


I suppose this is... possible. The way the doctor is telling them, he's making it sound as if he and his team of doctors found this out themselves. Like, if he said "She was told that if we attempt to abort it, her womb will collapse, and we did indeed find some sort of device attached to the egg. It's your call whether you want to risk it or take his word," then I could be like, "Well okay, this is absurd, but I guess I can buy all that." And then it could really be even more evil than just plain crazy since you don't know if he's just playing mind games with them.

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RyokIes
10/01/11 9:20:00 AM
#45:


xfd drop bears

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Rad Link 5
10/01/11 9:25:00 AM
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Also I can't believe no one's posted this yet while we're on the subject of creative stupidity.

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KimPilgrim
10/01/11 9:28:00 AM
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When I saw Tarot in the link, I knew what it was before clicking it.

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Dauntless Hunter
10/01/11 9:28:00 AM
#48:


So did Millar make the police chief's kids have sex, or was this an artificial insemination deal?

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KimPilgrim
10/01/11 9:30:00 AM
#49:


Artificial insemination.

Gotta save the rape for Authority and Kick-Ass.

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DeathChicken
10/01/11 9:35:00 AM
#50:


Nothing will top the time traveling villain in Authority, who when fighting some superhero, got the brilliant idea to *go back in time and rape her when she was a kid*, then jump back to the present and watch her cry

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