Board 8 > Talk about Jesus, get $15 off your oil change

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SmartMuffin
09/30/11 9:49:00 PM
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Texas is awesome.

http://blog.chron.com/believeitornot/2011/09/reciting-john-316-gets-customers-a-discount-at-a-texas-service-station/

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MarvelousGerbil
09/30/11 9:49:00 PM
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I'd fake being religious for $15.

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GuessMyUserName
09/30/11 9:59:00 PM
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From: MarvelousGerbil | Posted: 10/1/2011 12:49:48 AM | #002
I'd fake being religious for $15.


in a heartbeat

abuse people's faith in religion for my own profit? sign me up

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Xiahou Shake
09/30/11 10:00:00 PM
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From: GuessMyUserName | #003
abuse people's faith in religion for my own profit? sign me up


Reminds me of that one dude who got paid to watch a bunch of religious folks' pets in the event of an apocalypse.

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BoshStrikesBack
09/30/11 10:01:00 PM
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See, I'm not exactly but religious, but this sort of thing warms my heart. Love seeing people actually stand for something cultural.

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SmartMuffin
09/30/11 10:02:00 PM
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Glenn Beck interviewed the guy on-air today. He doesn't even want you to fake being religious, he just wants to talk to you about Jesus. If you come in and converse with him about Jesus and then want to talk about how you're a Wiccan and it's so much better, he'll listen to you and STILL give you the discount.

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Xiahou Shake
09/30/11 10:04:00 PM
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From: SmartMuffin | #006
Glenn Beck interviewed the guy on-air today. He doesn't even want you to fake being religious, he just wants to talk to you about Jesus. If you come in and converse with him about Jesus and then want to talk about how you're a Wiccan and it's so much better, he'll listen to you and STILL give you the discount.


Is he one of the folks who counts being an athiest as being religious?
Having someone give me $15 to tell them why I don't believe in God sounds like a pretty sweet deal.

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BoshStrikesBack
09/30/11 10:06:00 PM
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Having someone give me $15 to tell them why I don't believe in God sounds like a pretty sweet deal.

"Because if God create the universe, then who created God? ahyup lolol"

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Xiahou Shake
09/30/11 10:07:00 PM
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From: BoshStrikesBack | #008
"Because if God create the universe, then who created God? ahyup lolol"


Ooooh geez, I read this in Goofy's voice. I can't stop laughing.

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baron von toast
09/30/11 10:30:00 PM
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Checkmate, atheists!

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