Board 8 > Mike Posner is the single worst of all time, to be completely precise.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
10/10/11 5:05:00 PM
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His newest travesty:



For those unfamiliar with his legacy of terrible:




seriously why does this man exist

nothing about him is at all good

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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/10/11 5:06:00 PM
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what do you mean? that video looks pretty good so far!

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ExThaNemesis
10/10/11 5:06:00 PM
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this is why people hate pop music.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
10/10/11 5:07:00 PM
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his voice is so terrible. Why does he talk with that creepy baby voice? he sounds like a male Anna Nicole Smith.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
10/10/11 5:07:00 PM
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From: ImTheMacheteGuy | #002
what do you mean? that video looks pretty good so far!

edit: nevermind. that was a budweiser ad playing before the video


XFD

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ExThaNemesis
10/10/11 5:08:00 PM
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hahahah caelus yessss

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BoshStrikesBack
10/10/11 5:08:00 PM
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edit: nevermind. that was a budweiser ad playing before the video

this seriously made the topic

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MoreSwagThanU
10/10/11 5:09:00 PM
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i liked that one song cooler than me or w/e b/c there was a club remix for it that got so many b****es goin on the floor but yeah

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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/10/11 5:10:00 PM
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He was apparently coming to one of the colleges near me and 2 chicks from a local radio station were giving out free tickets at a pizza place in town that I happened to be getting lunch from.

They were all happy and exciting and flirting with everyone. I was all "tickets? who's playing?"

one girl tells me Mike Posner and I give a blank stare and reply "who?"

The smile melts away from her face and she slowly turns her head, pauses and starts talking to someone else.

I seriously had no clue who the f*** the guy was. I think she thought I was trolling or something

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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/10/11 5:11:00 PM
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also someone should sig that tbqh >_>

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MoreSwagThanU
10/10/11 5:12:00 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
He was apparently coming to one of the colleges near me and 2 chicks from a local radio station were giving out free tickets at a pizza place in town that I happened to be getting lunch from.

They were all happy and exciting and flirting with everyone. I was all "tickets? who's playing?"

one girl tells me Mike Posner and I give a blank stare and reply "who?"

The smile melts away from her face and she slowly turns her head, pauses and starts talking to someone else.

I seriously had no clue who the f*** the guy was. I think she thought I was trolling or something


a lotta b****es dont like a dude who doesnt know his pop culture! even if he sucks you gotta stay up to date on that s*** a little bit!

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LOLContests
10/10/11 5:16:00 PM
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This song is great!

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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/10/11 5:17:00 PM
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didn't care at the time. They were fake-ass b****es who seems to be so obsessed with their pop music radio station that they were pressed. (am I doing it right Mer?)

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
10/10/11 5:18:00 PM
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From: MoreSwagThanU | #008
i liked that one song cooler than me or w/e b/c there was a club remix for it that got so many b****es goin on the floor but yeah



it's appropriate to enjoy any song for dancefloor purpose.

Cooler Than Me, however, is basically a beta male anthem. It's him being obsessed with some ***** because she doesn't want his **** LOL

From: LOLContests | #012


This song is great!


it's somewhat tolerable until it gets to the awful bridge where he's convinced that he's Justin Timberlake and can pull of falsetto vocals (Hint: he can't)

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
10/10/11 5:18:00 PM
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From: ImTheMacheteGuy | #013
didn't care at the time. They were fake-ass b****es who seems to be so obsessed with their pop music radio station that they were pressed. (am I doing it right Mer?)



A for effort

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MoreSwagThanU
10/10/11 5:20:00 PM
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who cares if they are fake son! its not like you wanna date em! get their number, bang them, then drop them

eazy e said it best...

meet em treat em f*** em
eazy 1-2-3

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KingButz
10/10/11 5:20:00 PM
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He doesn't sound right.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/10/11 5:21:00 PM
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^_^

They were hot, I'll give them that... but annoying.

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MoreSwagThanU
10/10/11 5:21:00 PM
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ya mer the radio version sucks but like u said if its dance s*** then it could be jesus loves me for all i care

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TheOceIot
10/10/11 5:25:00 PM
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Dude is 10x better than that "Lady" chick you seem to love.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
10/10/11 5:25:00 PM
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From: TheOceIot | #020
Dude is 10x better than that "Lady" chick you seem to love.


no

no he absolutely is not

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TheOceIot
10/10/11 5:27:00 PM
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Sure he is. I can at least tolerate his songs, no matter how corny they are. I can't even listen to a song by Lady without wanting to kill myself after 10 seconds.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
10/10/11 5:28:00 PM
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you're obviously jealous that your p**** isn't Yankin'

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Eeeevil Overlord
10/10/11 5:28:00 PM
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http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/tis/tpsr/27763-todd-ep-11-cooler-than-me

Posner is someone I can't help but slightly like solely because of how awful he is at everything.

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whatisurnameplz
10/10/11 5:28:00 PM
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From: TheOceIot | #022
Sure he is. I can at least tolerate his songs, no matter how corny they are. I can't even listen to a song by Lady without wanting to kill myself after 10 seconds.


Well you still being alive shows that you are exaggerating your hatred of her.

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Mershaaay
10/10/11 5:28:00 PM
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I partied with Mike Posner at a frat once. He's a tool.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
10/10/11 5:30:00 PM
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also for those confused he's not talking about Lady Gaga, he's talking about Lady:



From: Mershaaay | #026
I partied with Mike Posner at a frat once. He's a tool.


not surprising at all.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
10/10/11 5:31:00 PM
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all you have to do is remove the n and he's Mike Poser

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
10/10/11 5:32:00 PM
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and then if you move to Canada he's Mike HOSER

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