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From: 14_and_counting | #099
Bryan is in the WHC match, be it against Christian, Henry, Barret or Orton.

still not buying this until i actually watch wrestlemania

also, i think punk needs to win the rumble

everyone else in the main event picture has already done it, besides henry

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I'm just hoping they give Ryder the Santino treatment and let him be there at the end. Can you imagine how crazy the fans would be if it looked for a second like Ryder might win the Royal Rumble?

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XIII_rocks posted...
Jericho winning

Would mark like a mother ******, but makes NO SENSE.


I mean, Jericho vs Punk over Punk vs HHH, or Punk vs Austin.


And again, he can't really (I know in Kayfabe he can, but we all know the RR winner is going after the WWE, so Daniel can go after World) go after the World Title here.

Unless.


The WM to end all WM's.


Main Events.

Rock vs Cena
Punk vs Austin
Undertaker vs Mark Henry (I don't want it, but the WWE does for some reason)
HHH vs someone. (It can't be Nash, so who knows)
WWE Title: Jericho vs someone, I have no idea who, (depends on if Jericho is face or heel, but he's kinda at the point in his career where he is face by default)
World Championship Christian vs Daniel Bryan on a MitB Cash in.


This leaves Miz, Sheamus, and Orton to do something. Alot depends on Jericho's alignment. If he is Heel, have Orton get the WWE Title somehow (he's on Raw every week anyway), or Sheamus if you want to give him a huge boost for beating Jericho. If he is face, have him face the Miz to play off the Jerimiz former team. You could also have HHH win the belt, and Jericho face him for it, as a reverse of WM 18 (sadly, probably with teh same result)

Of course, that both takes down a marquee match (going from 6 to 5) and loses yet another spot for the Miz, Orton, Sheamus triangle. And lord knows at least 2 of them (if not all 3) have to be involved somehow in the top matches.

The biggest problem is the DB cash in really. Right now you only have Henry and Christian he can do this on, and it would make no sense for him to be able to beat Henry one on one like that (no one else can) and they seem to want to put Henry vs Taker for some inane reason. Giving us Christian vs DB, which is probably the least buys any WM Title match has ever got, but by the same token, it would be like the 5th biggest match on the card, so it is not like it would effect buys anyway.

TimJab posted...
From: 14_and_counting | #099
Bryan is in the WHC match, be it against Christian, Henry, Barret or Orton.
still not buying this until i actually watch wrestlemania

also, i think punk needs to win the rumble

everyone else in the main event picture has already done it, besides henry

Big Show. Christian and Sheamus as well.

I'd say Punk needs to win the Rumble too, but it looks like he is going to win it in the next few PPVs, and I don't want to see him lose it in the 2 months between SS and the Rumble, just to enter the Rumble. Also, if this Punk vs Austin thing happens, he can't really win the Rumble, that would means Austin is WWE or World Champion, which is impossible.

big show technically tied for a rumble win

i guess christian and sheamus could do it though yeah

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TimJab posted...
big show technically tied for a rumble win

i guess christian and sheamus could do it though yeah

Rock is still the designated Winner, HHH just gave Show a chance to win the WM right that the Rock had gotten from winning the (unclean) Rumble at No Way Out, which Show won (uncleanly) that did not make him the RR co-winner.

i was about to say christian probably wouldn't win the rumble because bryan is presumably locked in as the WHC challenger, but i think it would actually make more sense for a smackdown guy to win so DB's cash-in makes it a triple threat. it makes no sense strategically but i think bryan has made it clear that having a title match at wrestlemania means more to him than actually winning the title. plus, i'm really not buying the idea that wwe is ready to pull the trigger on him in a one-on-one match at WM for the title.

i think this scenario makes the most sense:

- christian wins the rumble, challenges orton in the opening match. christian wins.

- after the main event (cena/rock i suppose, which probably ends in tomfoolery), bryan comes out and announces that he is cashing in his MITB on christian. christian comes out and they have a completely fair match which bryan wins clean in the center of the ring.

that way, bryan ensures himself the main event at WM, gets a fair match (which fits his character, especially since he isn't using the MITB the way everybody else has), doesn't shoehorn himself into a triple threat where he can lose without losing, and we get an awesome technical match. it also closes the book on christian getting his one last match against orton and commences his complete breakdown (winning the title at WM and losing it later that night).

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From: 14_and_counting | #106
TimJab posted...
big show technically tied for a rumble win

i guess christian and sheamus could do it though yeah

Rock is still the designated Winner, HHH just gave Show a chance to win the WM right that the Rock had gotten from winning the (unclean) Rumble at No Way Out, which Show won (uncleanly) that did not make him the RR co-winner.

i'm not sure how it's listed in the record books, but from what i remember it was a tie, with the rock's feet possibly hitting first

either way it doesn't matter since show has already been the rumble "winner" challenging for the belt at WM

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TimJab posted...
i was about to say christian probably wouldn't win the rumble because bryan is presumably locked in as the WHC challenger, but i think it would actually make more sense for a smackdown guy to win so DB's cash-in makes it a triple threat. it makes no sense strategically but i think bryan has made it clear that having a title match at wrestlemania means more to him than actually winning the title. plus, i'm really not buying the idea that wwe is ready to pull the trigger on him in a one-on-one match at WM for the title.

i think this scenario makes the most sense:

- christian wins the rumble, challenges orton in the opening match. christian wins.

- after the main event (cena/rock i suppose, which probably ends in tomfoolery), bryan comes out and announces that he is cashing in his MITB on christian. christian comes out and they have a completely fair match which bryan wins clean in the center of the ring.

that way, bryan ensures himself the main event at WM, gets a fair match (which fits his character, especially since he isn't using the MITB the way everybody else has), doesn't shoehorn himself into a triple threat where he can lose without losing, and we get an awesome technical match. it also closes the book on christian getting his one last match against orton and commences his complete breakdown (winning the title at WM and losing it later that night).


Tim, I love this idea, and I am one of the biggest Christian marks in the world, and would probably squee over this (I have no idea what the word actually means, I just know fangirls use it).


There is less than 0% chance, that a Wrestlemania that contains The Rock, Austin, HHH, Taker, possibly Mick Foley and Jericho, that Christian is the Main Event. I am 85% certain Christian will be in the World Title match at WM. Hell, it is even possible he really will be in 2 (beating Orton, and then losing to Bryan) but no way it is AFTER the Rock/Cena, or Punk/Austin.

(I have no idea what the word actually means, I just know fangirls use it).

Excited high pitched squeeling.

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TimJab posted...
From: 14_and_counting | #106
TimJab posted...
big show technically tied for a rumble win

i guess christian and sheamus could do it though yeah

Rock is still the designated Winner, HHH just gave Show a chance to win the WM right that the Rock had gotten from winning the (unclean) Rumble at No Way Out, which Show won (uncleanly) that did not make him the RR co-winner.
i'm not sure how it's listed in the record books, but from what i remember it was a tie, with the rock's feet possibly hitting first

either way it doesn't matter since show has already been the rumble "winner" challenging for the belt at WM




That is the end of the 2000 Royal Rumble.


The Rock was declared the winner, and Big Show walked to the back. Big Show would later (in kayfabe) watch replays, and then ***** about Rock's feet touching first for the next 3 weeks till he got his No Way Out match, which he cheated, and won. Linda and Vince then made the WM Main Event a Four Way Elimination match, with Mick Foley getting to end his career in the ME of WM cause Linda was a nice person and thought he deserved it, and Vince propping up the Rock, so he could screw him over again. (By the way, was it ever made clear what would have happened (in kayfabe) if Mick won?) Was he still retired, and would just forfeit the Title like Trish did, or would he get a career again out of it?)

TimJab posted...
From: 14_and_counting | #099
Bryan is in the WHC match, be it against Christian, Henry, Barret or Orton.
still not buying this until i actually watch wrestlemania

also, i think punk needs to win the rumble

everyone else in the main event picture has already done it, besides henry

I want punk to win it, but I dont think Del Rio is the kind of guy theyll trust to ME Wrestlemania.

And with Cena unavailable and no legit heels on Raw aside from MAYBE Del Rio I just have a hard time envisioning the WWE title picture at Mania at all.

Logically its Punk vs. Top Raw Heel- but I dunno, Del Rio seems REALLY weak for that spot unless Cena/Rock is unabashedly the Main Event. I mean at this point, Ziggler makes as much sense for how over Vickie is.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

Also heres a fantasy-

Daniel bryan wins the Royal Rumble.

He uses his briefcase to cash in on the WHCchamp to start the night. Then uses his Rumble victory to take on WWE Champ, CM Punk.

Punk wins and unifies the titles.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

So the first round of DLC for WWE '12 is Michael Cole, Jim Ross, and Shawn Michaels.

...I guess it depends on how much you want to play as Shawn Michaels with plastic hair attached to his head.

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From: edwardsdv | #113
Also heres a fantasy-

Daniel bryan wins the Royal Rumble.

He uses his briefcase to cash in on the WHCchamp to start the night. Then uses his Rumble victory to take on WWE Champ, CM Punk.

Punk wins and unifies the titles.

god dammit can't the rumble winner win at wrestlemania for ****ing once

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Dauntless Hunter posted...
From: edwardsdv | #113
Also heres a fantasy-

Daniel bryan wins the Royal Rumble.

He uses his briefcase to cash in on the WHCchamp to start the night. Then uses his Rumble victory to take on WWE Champ, CM Punk.

Punk wins and unifies the titles.
god dammit can't the rumble winner win at wrestlemania for ****ing once


He's still winning a World Title match at Mania, so it's not that bad at least.


So, just to show how crazy this has gotten by the way.

The last Rumble Winner to win at Mania was Cena (I know, it makes me gag too)
The last Rumble Winner to win at Mania by using his actual Rumble Shot was Benoit, and he doesn't exist anymore, so....
The last Rumble Winner to win at Mania buy using his actual Rumble Shot was Batista. Part of the worst night in Wrestling history, when Cena and Batista won.

It's been since 2005 that the winner won.

From: EmDubyaSee | #116
He's still winning a World Title match at Mania, so it's not that bad at least.


So, just to show how crazy this has gotten by the way.

The last Rumble Winner to win at Mania was Cena (I know, it makes me gag too)
The last Rumble Winner to win at Mania by using his actual Rumble Shot was Benoit, and he doesn't exist anymore, so....
The last Rumble Winner to win at Mania buy using his actual Rumble Shot was Batista. Part of the worst night in Wrestling history, when Cena and Batista won.

It's been since 2005 that the winner won.

Uhhhh

1. Cena LOST at Mania the year he won the Rumble, and technically he used his Rumble victory shot at No Way Out, where he won but it was by DQ so he basically lost.
2. Benoit came BEFORE Batista, so it's not like Benoit "not existing" is what pushes Batista ahead.
3. Undertaker was the last Rumble winner to win at Mania. Rey Mysterio also did this after Batista.

Could you even be more wrong?

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From: edwardsdv | #113
Also heres a fantasy-

Daniel bryan wins the Royal Rumble.

He uses his briefcase to cash in on the WHCchamp to start the night. Then uses his Rumble victory to take on WWE Champ, CM Punk.

Punk wins and unifies the titles.

i don't think the rumble title shot works like that

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Dauntless Hunter posted...
From: EmDubyaSee | #116
He's still winning a World Title match at Mania, so it's not that bad at least.


So, just to show how crazy this has gotten by the way.

The last Rumble Winner to win at Mania was Cena (I know, it makes me gag too)
The last Rumble Winner to win at Mania by using his actual Rumble Shot was Benoit, and he doesn't exist anymore, so....
The last Rumble Winner to win at Mania buy using his actual Rumble Shot was Batista. Part of the worst night in Wrestling history, when Cena and Batista won.

It's been since 2005 that the winner won.
Uhhhh

1. Cena LOST at Mania the year he won the Rumble, and technically he used his Rumble victory shot at No Way Out, where he won but it was by DQ so he basically lost.
2. Benoit came BEFORE Batista, so it's not like Benoit "not existing" is what pushes Batista ahead.
3. Undertaker was the last Rumble winner to win at Mania. Rey Mysterio also did this after Batista.

Could you even be more wrong?


I completely forgot about Taker.

On the others, yeah, I was just wrong, that I will admit. I thought Cena's win was the same year as the Edge and Big Show fight for some reason, and I feel awful about the Batista Benoit one. Or at least I would if one was not a murderer, and the other couldn't wrestle (I'll let you people sort out who is who)

Viktor Vaughn posted...
From: edwardsdv | #113
Also heres a fantasy-

Daniel bryan wins the Royal Rumble.

He uses his briefcase to cash in on the WHCchamp to start the night. Then uses his Rumble victory to take on WWE Champ, CM Punk.

Punk wins and unifies the titles.
i don't think the rumble title shot works like that

No, it doesn't, but I could see Punk being the master micsmith that he is, convincing DB to put his newly won WHC on the line in their match as well, so the winner Unifies the Titles.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2011-10-24/tripleh-injury-update

at least 6 weeks

Triple H back by Monday confirmed

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XIII_rocks posted...
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2011-10-24/tripleh-injury-update

at least 6 weeks

Triple H back by Monday confirmed

There are people to bury, and try as he might, that piece of **** Cena can't do it alone.



Also, everyone complained that HHH was going to bury Miz and Truth, well, that didn't happen. I wonder what these same worthless hypocrites are going to say when Cena does the exact same they were murdering HHH for before it ever happened.

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Well then.

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Joey Ryan's hair while he wrestles always manages to stay so suave. Give's Punk & ADR a run for their money.

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WWE reminds me of my old job a few years back.

They had some obsession with Twitter being the "next big thing" and we were researching it all over, trying to catch the wave.

Seems like WWE is doing the same thing but two years late.

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PepsiPlunge posted...
Joey Ryan's hair while he wrestles always manages to stay so suave. Give's Punk & ADR a run for their money.

If we're talking about people's hair, why has no one mentioned Hiroshi Tanahashi's glorious mane?

Because there's three of us max probably that know who Hiroshi Tanahashi is? I would love to be proven wrong on the number.

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tanahashi does have great hair

too bad about taichi's, though

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Ziggler gets the award for the other end of this.

His hair NEVER stays suave/

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edwardsdv posted...
Ziggler gets the award for the other end of this.

His hair NEVER stays suave/

No joke, after his two matches at Vengeance that thing was fronominal.

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Holy yes @ Smackdown. Match of awesomeness.

Holy...YES
just what I always wanted >_>

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Im late on this, but I enjoy that JR in WWE 12 comes out to Boomer Sooner

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From: Dr_Football | #134
Im late on this, but I enjoy that JR in WWE 12 comes out to Boomer Sooner

Notice how, when JR enters the ring, the ropes stretch as if to accommodate a much larger man. I wonder if this is a subtle "JR is so fat" dig, or if it's just the crappy physics/collision detection that these games always have.

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are we still talking about tanahashi's beautiful man hair

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SemiFinal vs Belarus posted...
are we still talking about tanahashi's beautiful man hair

I see no reason why we'd ever have to stop!

forget about hair, let's talk about mustaches

magnum TA

dan severn

stan hansen

RICK ****ING RUDE

but if we must talk about the best hair in wrestling, i nominate ricky morton, leaping lanny poffo, eddie guerrero, and bull nakano

they're the mount rushmore

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So which one are you going to be for Halloween this year Tim?

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like i could ever dream of mimicking those hair gods and goddesses

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Did you technically just call Bull Nakano a goddess?

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i was gonna leave it as just gods but i wasn't sure the joke would translate to anyone not named pepsi or snowy

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I loved how much Triple H sold one sledgehammer shot to the back. He fainted and was like...foaming at the mouth.

After the second one one of the officials literally checked his pulse.

Will it stop him from hitting the next guy he feuds with with a sledgehammer 20 times? Probably not!

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From: TimJab | #149
I loved how much Triple H sold one sledgehammer shot to the back. He fainted and was like...foaming at the mouth.

After the second one one of the officials literally checked his pulse.

Will it stop him from hitting the next guy he feuds with with a sledgehammer 20 times? Probably not!

In all honesty, in kayfabe, he just got hit with a sledgehammer full force in his face. Officials should be checking pules, that could EASILY kill you in real life.