Board 8 > Homestuck General Discussion: The Secret of Butler Island

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(Warning, this topic's discussion will be loaded with spoilers. If you're just starting out with Homestuck, don't go past the first post!)

The secret is excellent service, of course!

Our Heroes:



John Egbert, Pesterchum nickname ectoBiologist. The main character of the story, and lover of terrible movies.



Rose Lalonde, Pesterchum nickname tentacleTherapist. A clever, sarcastic girl with a fascination for the eldritch and occult.



Dave Strider, Pesterchum nickname turntechGodhead. A cool dude among cool dudes and master of beats and rhymes.



Jade Harley, Pesterchum nickname gardenGnostic. A cheerful, optimistic gal with strange hunches and insights, as well as a narcolepsy problem.

Together, these four children embark on a grand adventure. While it has humble beginnings, it soon grows out of control into an epic struggle against mighty, fearsome foes, with several quirky allies joining in along the way. To discover how their story unfolds, follow the link below...


Their Story:

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6


I'm confused and this looks pretty boring. Why should I read any further?

(Warning for those new to Homestuck, contains some minor spoilers)



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http://www.last.fm/user/snowcampsoldier

Is that wwhale flying?

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cool

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LOSAO Part 2

http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/13585722775/land-of-souls-and-olives-a-conclusion-plmfers-part

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rawr

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I want to be in the first page of this topic.

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tereziWright posted...
LOSAO Part 2

http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/13585722775/land-of-souls-and-olives-a-conclusion-plmfers-part


Getting drunk and eating breadsticks is the best way to spend 200 dollars at Olive Garden.

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That's Gamzee's Lusus right?

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The same one with the same brand of ferociousness.

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

I thought the secret was that the protagonist's mother was really Yggdrasil, or something. And his father was Mjolnir.

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There never was a post. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus.

So this is a random thought (and one that has been pointed out before) but man the new universe is going to have some weird constellations. The original four were pretty strange, but now there is a possibility for a hat constellation. People will look at the stars and notice how some stars come together in a baseball cap shape.

Personally though, I don't think Bro would have it any other way.

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A hat is a pretty basic shape, I bet I could find a hat constellation in our star stystem if I really looked.

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tag

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Just saw this, figured I'd repost it here.



Welp. It's time.

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Mother****.

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Wait

Isn't it Topatoco, not Topato

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It's TopatoCo, as in Topato Corporation.

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oh

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Also if you're wondering what Topato is, he's a character from Wigu, a webcomic Jeffrey Rowland. (Owner of TopatoCo, and far more notably joined Andrew on his trip to Olive Garden which I'm sure we can all agree was a moment for the history books. Everyone who went to OG on that day will have to live in the shadow of that night and know that nothing they will do for the rest of their lives compares.)

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Man I don't even know how this **** works.

http://ashtonsunseri.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=homestuck#/d4hw6xx

She is literally throwing money away here by not doing commissions.

It's infuriating.

****, I WOULD buy one.

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Nogoodnamesnow posted...
Just saw this, figured I'd repost it here.



Welp. It's time.

*SPITTAKE*

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Nogoodnamesnow posted...
Just saw this, figured I'd repost it here.



Welp. It's time.

Homestuck for the holidays. At the top of every fine little boy skylark's list will be this dandy.

God dammit.

This better go on sale tomorrow.

If I'm at work there's no way it'll last long enough before it goes out of stock.

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I guess this could explain for the lack of updates today as there is probably preparing for the impending ****storm to be had.

Oh geeze, what a convenient scar.

And..."Huggy Bear"?

And BIRDS.

TT: It is a fully cognitive, self-aware entity I am responsible for, not even to mention an approximate cerebral duplicate of myself.
TT: You don't just make a clone of yourself to live in a dead end existence where it has no chance to thrive as an individual or surpass its limitations.
TT: That'd be sick.
GG: True.
TT: Also.
TT: The more the software runs, the broader and more detailed its experiential canopy becomes. Makes for a better dialogic partner.

Auto-Responder is still in those ****ing shades in the main timeline.

Calling it.

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TT: You don't just make a clone of yourself to live in a dead end existence where it has no chance to thrive as an individual or surpass its limitations.
TT: That'd be sick.

Poor Davesprite and doomed Daves. :(

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Davesprite is fine.

He's just super tiny now.

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Awww yeah, BRO TIME.

Also, oh jeeze, that Homestuck book. I really hope it's just a massive collection of SBaHJ comics in some way, just to tease us even more. I'm kind of curious how it would be handled, though.

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Oh wow, Davesprite reference and s***.

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Finally reading Hussie's old Olive Garden blog post.



Oh my god.

I'm literally in pain here from laughing.

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dem scars :p

also, bro is pretty awesome. i am tempted to say top 5 material. really, all these 'new' kids are awesome...

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Is it just me, or are DS and the AR actually pretty different?

Seems like it. Bro is more Dave-like while AR seems to be more Rose-like.

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

AR is sort of Rose-like, but more long-winded and weird. Bro himself seems to be exactly in the middle of Rose and Dave.

Of course, this could just be his approach to Jane, hence Jane and Jake's heavily different opinion on the auto-responder. And AR fooled Jake for like a whole page, so maybe Bro just acts that way to Jake.

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

Yeah it could be just a small sample size here, we don't know what Bro's REALLY like yet. But my guess is that it's actually the AR being different, and not Bro acting differently towards Jake.

Maybe Bro just wants Jake really bad and acts all roundabout to him. Because he's a pimp.

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

And of course, there's more after this since the convo didn't end just yet. We'll see what's up.

Glad to see everyone noticed the Jack scars, but I haven't seen anyone mention that the little statue guy that got knocked over lost his leg like Scratch/Lord English.

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I just noticed. >_>

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SomeC - sheer explosives since meeting that crazy hobo.
BlAcK TuRtLe grabbed the Guru victory, slow but steady.

That didn't really strike me as a Jack scar.


More of a Nannasprite scar.
Another thing to note is Nannasprite was missing her arm.

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Well....Jack's scar and missing arm CAME from Nannasprite.

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ahh yes, forgot about the nanna influence >_<

still, interesting how lord english has a foot missing and our beloved hero/heroine has a missing arm.

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Yeah I know, but what I was getting at is I think Hussie is making scratched-John scarful and armless with Nanna in mind instead of jack. So when Scratched-John's prototyped his looks parallels Nannasprites.

One thousand edits later. This post was a trainwreck.

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Don't suppose Topatoco or What Pumpkin have gift cards, do they?

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Topatoco has gift certificates:

http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=GIFT

I'm pretty sure What Pumpkin doesn't have them, though.

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