Board 8 > Chuck Norris thinks schools are too gay.

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http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2011/03/07/Chuck_Norris_Thinks_Schools_Are_Too_Gay/

I...wow. You're no longer cool to me, Chuck Norris :(

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Finally he's saying what we're all thinking

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Have you never heard anything chuck norris believes before? because that is the only way you can ever think he is cool.

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ew this guy used to be a fad for cool

Unclean. I feel unclean.

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Chuck Norris has been a known wingnut for a long time.

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SlymDayspring posted...
Have you never heard anything chuck norris believes before?

I guess I hadn't. It's funny, I've seen interviews with him, but I guess they were discussing the internet fad, not his beliefs.

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I never thought Chuck Norris was cool so this doesn't come as a surprise to me!

Not wanting public schools to teach homosexuality isn't the same thing as hating gay people, and I say that as someone who wants public schools to educate from 7th grade and up the various facets of sexual behavior.

That's the problem with gay people, they can't tell the difference between "I disagree with this" and "I hate gay people" and everything becomes some made-up slight. My wanting reform for entitlement programs and much stricter regulations doesn't mean I hate the people who need them, for example.

Bad topic. Is Chuck Norris "not cool" for pointing out how DHS's latest anti-terrorism video depicts only white Americans as terrorists?

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I guess I hadn't. It's funny, I've seen interviews with him, but I guess they were discussing the internet fad, not his beliefs.

Yeah, it is pretty disappointing. He seems like a pretty cool guy when he isn't talking about politics, but man the stuff he believes is just awful.

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Not wanting public schools to teach homosexuality isn't the same thing as hating gay people, and I say that as someone who wants public schools to educate from 7th grade and up the various facets of sexual behavior.

not a single person even said that he hates gay people. why do you always come into hot button topics and attack things people might potentially say?

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I had a nightmare where Ulti forced me to eat brain matter. ;_;

And to think, if Mike Huckabee had won he'd have been our vice president.

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MegaWentEvil posted...
I had a nightmare where Ulti forced me to eat brain matter. ;_;

literally obsessed

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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
MegaWentEvil posted...
I had a nightmare where Ulti forced me to eat brain matter. ;_;


XFD The hell?

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Chuck Norris is awesome for the simple fact that the same people who acted like he was the coolest guy in the world now have to eat their words because he's not a brainwashed idiot like them, but an intellectual conservative columnist! Or a "wingnut" I guess is the new term for people who think for themselves. I just really love that. You can see all his work here and maybe learn a thing or two.

http://townhall.com/columnists/chucknorris/

SlymDayspring posted...
Not wanting public schools to teach homosexuality isn't the same thing as hating gay people, and I say that as someone who wants public schools to educate from 7th grade and up the various facets of sexual behavior.

not a single person even said that he hates gay people. why do you always come into hot button topics and attack things people might potentially say?

Yeah, for instance, I happen to think high school curriculum teaches too much trigonometry (and not enough dot products).

This doesn't mean that I hate trigonometric people. DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH, ULTI! I AM NOT TRIGOPHOBIC!

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I never stop being surprised at how Chuck Norris is like 70 or something. Look at the man's face. He does not age.

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From: UltimaterializerX | #017
guiga do you have any IDEA how bad you make me look by agreeing with me?

There has to be a name for this feeling, because everybody who has had a serious discussion on board 8 has felt it before.

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Can we go back to Vin Diesel facts?

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Haguile posted...
I never stop being surprised at how Chuck Norris is like 70 or something. Look at the man's face. He does not age.

He looks kind-of old in this picture:

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/228160/chuck-norris-goes-on-the-attack-actor-chuck-norris-criticizes-public-schools.html

Like...I'd definitely peg that picture as around 60.

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an intellectual conservative columnist!

he literally got caught plagiarizing for his columns before (which he doesn't even write all of them)

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Then how do we know HE plagiarized them and not just his ghost writer?

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UItimaterializer posted...
That's the problem with gay people, they can't tell the difference between "I disagree with this" and "I hate gay people" and everything becomes some made-up slight.

This. And God forbid you have something to say about gay marriage, they'll immediately start comparing themselves to Blacks in the 50s who got shot with firehoses till their skin peeled off.

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Mershaaay | Posted 12/7/2011 5:15:25 PM | message detail | quote
UItimaterializer posted...
That's the problem with gay people, they can't tell the difference between "I disagree with this" and "I hate gay people" and everything becomes some made-up slight.

This. And God forbid you have something to say about gay marriage, they'll immediately start comparing themselves to Blacks in the 50s who got shot with firehoses till their skin peeled off.

"let's overreact about gay people overreacting"

Paratroopa1 posted...
Mershaaay | Posted 12/7/2011 5:15:25 PM | message detail | quote
UItimaterializer posted...
That's the problem with gay people, they can't tell the difference between "I disagree with this" and "I hate gay people" and everything becomes some made-up slight.

This. And God forbid you have something to say about gay marriage, they'll immediately start comparing themselves to Blacks in the 50s who got shot with firehoses till their skin peeled off.

"let's overreact about gay people overreacting"


They do it on a daily basis. Look at that loon who told her 8 year old kid to tell Michelle Bachmann "my mommy doesn't need fixing *tear*"

Gays are seriously giving vegans a run for their money as the most pompous and annoying minority in the country.

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Aside from the people complaining about minorities.

I try not to pay attention to real Chuck Norris. It ruins the illusion.

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Gays are seriously giving vegans a run for their money as the most pompous and annoying minority in the country.

I think you're confusing "gays" with "Jets fans"

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I didn't think vegans had enough proper nutrition to be actively annoying and pompous.

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From: MegaWentEvil | #012
I had a nightmare where Ulti forced me to eat brain matter. ;_;

Best post ever.

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TheRock1525 posted...
Gays are seriously giving vegans a run for their money as the most pompous and annoying minority in the country.

I think you're confusing "gays" with "Jets fans"

At least we're a majority for a few weeks each year when they play the Pats

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At least we're a majority for a few weeks each year when they play the Pats

No. The people who find you guys annoying are a majority, though.

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'Would have', not 'would of'.

how does this surprise anyone? It was obvious from his earliest days on tv chuck norris was a christain republican.

and chuck norris jokes were never funny.

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I'm sure Board 8 feels that schools aren't nearly gay enough.

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Ulti, the problem with defending Chuck here is that public schools are not (by and large) progressive commie (Hi smuffin!) indoctrination camps turning YOUR precious children gay won't somebody please think of the children, and only someone like Guiga or Chuck Norris would think so.
Maybe in the archaic sense, Smuffin! I certainly wasn't very gay in high school.

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SmartMuffin posted...
I'm sure Board 8 feels that schools aren't nearly gay enough.

They weren't when I was in school, but that's like.........omfg 15 years ago? (When did I become old?)

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Eh I don't think there's necessarily a problem with this. He just doesn't think it should be taught in schools, which isn't necessarily the outright wrong stance to have, even if I don't necessarily agree with it or even feel that it's relevant to the current state of the public school system. I kinda think in a day and age where gay marriage and such are such hot topics that this will start to happen in schools, if it hasn't already, and public schools do tend to lean "left" in general. I wouldn't be surprised if it already has started considering it's been a while since I've been in school.

So I uh, actually kinda agree with Ulti on this one. Rare event!

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why shouldn't homosexuality existing being taught in schools? oh yeah, because then maybe kids would grow up thinking it is all right and understanding it as a natural part of life instead of thinking capitalist jesus hates gay people making kids hate themselves and others laffo.

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how do you teach homosexuality ulti

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nintendogirl1 posted...
From: MegaWentEvil | #012
I had a nightmare where Ulti forced me to eat brain matter. ;_;

Best post ever.
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He doesn't exactly set the bar high.

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Schools don't "teach" homosexuality; they're not going to turn your kids gay. All they're doing is saying that there's nothing wrong with being gay, and that it isn't a choice (which all the science backs up).

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Sexual preference may not be a choice.

Sexual behavior most certainly is.

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who is disputing that

who

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I would agree with Chuck Norris if it weren't for the fact that public schools can't even teach spelling correctly, let alone how to be gay

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SmartMuffin posted...
Sexual preference may not be a choice.

Sexual behavior most certainly is.

Well then good thing homosexuality isn't the same thing as having gay sex!

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From: SlymDayspring | #046
who is disputing that

who

From: LordoftheMorons | #048
SmartMuffin posted...
Sexual preference may not be a choice.

Sexual behavior most certainly is.

Well then good thing homosexuality isn't the same thing as having gay sex!

So, your guy's only grievance with Chuck is his inaccurate word choice? Good to know!

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Chuck Norris was relevant like 5 years ago.

Go away, Chuck Norris.

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