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WarThaNemesis2
12/11/11 5:48:00 PM
#51:


That elite British education.

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Dr_Football
12/11/11 5:49:00 PM
#52:


this is what we call idiotic playcalling

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 5:49:00 PM
#53:


This also feels like one of those times they actually play the 4th down.

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_Regaro_
12/11/11 5:49:00 PM
#54:


Actually they'll probably kick a field goal for 4th down

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 5:50:00 PM
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From: _Regaro_ | #054
Actually they'll probably kick a field goal for 4th down

Booooo.

Miserable cowards.

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Leebo86
12/11/11 5:51:00 PM
#56:


If it was like a foot away from the end zone they might have gone for it. But it's early in the game, no one is going to go for it on the 5 or wherever they were.

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th3l3fty
12/11/11 5:52:00 PM
#57:


despite the fact that it's been statistically proven that it's more beneficial to always go for it on 4th and goal, there are barely any coaches who will actually do so

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WarThaNemesis2
12/11/11 5:54:00 PM
#58:


We'll use this break to go over plays bad coaches like to call too often:

Draw Play: What the Giants did on 3rd and Goal, used when a team expects you to pass so by delaying the handoff the defense spreads out, leaving a gap for the running back (the guy the quarterback hands the ball to). Coaches like to use this play when teams expect the run, leading to hilariously bad results.

Prevent Defense: A late-game strategy used to protect a lead by not covering opposing receivers.

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 5:55:00 PM
#59:


For what it's worth, this is why American Football would never catch on in England. Who wants a break in the middle of the game. Yeesh.

Let alone a break every 5 minutes or so.

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WiggumFan267
12/11/11 5:55:00 PM
#60:


Goal doesnt have to mean 10 yards. Say its 1st and Goal, on the 5 and you commit a 10 yard penalty. So you're on the 15 but the Goal line is where the first down line is.

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 5:57:00 PM
#61:


What happened?

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Dr_Football
12/11/11 5:57:00 PM
#62:


whelp i no longer care about this game

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 5:58:00 PM
#63:


With the flag and all.

Also, literally cutting to a studio team in the middle of a match.

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WarThaNemesis2
12/11/11 5:58:00 PM
#64:


Believe it or not, getting hit by 300 pounds of mobile manmeat hurts.

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 5:58:00 PM
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From: WarThaNemesis2 | #064
Believe it or not, getting hit by 300 pounds of mobile manmeat hurts.

Not that, before that. When there was a violation of some sorts.

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 6:01:00 PM
#66:


Flag? Hand to the FACE.

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th3l3fty
12/11/11 6:02:00 PM
#67:


From: nintendogirl1 | #059
For what it's worth, this is why American Football would never catch on in England. Who wants a break in the middle of the game. Yeesh.


I'd rather have bursts of action with pauses here and there than a bunch of guys kicking a ball around a gigantic field endlessly tbqh

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WarThaNemesis2
12/11/11 6:03:00 PM
#68:


th3l3fty posted...
From: nintendogirl1 | #059
For what it's worth, this is why American Football would never catch on in England. Who wants a break in the middle of the game. Yeesh.
I'd rather have bursts of action with pauses here and there than a bunch of guys kicking a ball around a gigantic field endlessly tbqh


Depending on the game you watch, this is pretty much American Football!

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th3l3fty
12/11/11 6:17:00 PM
#69:


this is an example of how not to play defense

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 6:17:00 PM
#70:


Interception?

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 6:20:00 PM
#71:


How often do they miss that extra point? Seems like it's just a bonus point most of the time.

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_Regaro_
12/11/11 6:20:00 PM
#72:


Uh


Maybe it happens once every three or four weeks at the professional level

There's also the chance it's blocked.

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The Raven 2
12/11/11 6:22:00 PM
#73:


*points to sig*

You're watching the right game :D. Hataz gonna hate.

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swirIdude
12/11/11 6:23:00 PM
#74:


From: The Raven 2 | #073
*points to sig*

You're watching the right game :D. Hataz gonna hate.


The horrible mangling of the English language is just another reason why Cowboys fans should be hated.

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 6:25:00 PM
#75:


From: swirIdude | #074
The horrible mangling of the English language is just another reason why Amerians should be hated.

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WiggumFan267
12/11/11 6:26:00 PM
#76:


True dat.


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th3l3fty
12/11/11 6:27:00 PM
#77:


From: nintendogirl1 | #075
The horrible mangling of the English language is just another reason why Amerians should be hated.


"Amerians" indeed

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 6:28:00 PM
#78:


Typos =/= deliberate mangling.

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 6:28:00 PM
#79:


What a hilariously bad throw.

Also Illegal Contact.

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_Regaro_
12/11/11 6:29:00 PM
#80:


it means you can't hit the guy

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th3l3fty
12/11/11 6:29:00 PM
#81:


it means the defender tried to cheat and got caught

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>_>

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 6:30:00 PM
#82:


From: _Regaro_ | #080
it means you can't hit the guy

I thought one of the lynchpins of the game was all about hitting the guy so hard he fell over.

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WiggumFan267
12/11/11 6:31:00 PM
#83:


He hit a guy that was irrelevant to the play being broken up.

But that doesn't matter , penalty anyway.

****ing my ass.

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th3l3fty
12/11/11 6:32:00 PM
#84:


you're not allowed to hit a receiver after they've gone 5 yards from the line of scrimmage unless they have the ball

if you do it's illegal contact

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_Regaro_
12/11/11 6:33:00 PM
#85:


From: nintendogirl1 | #082
From: _Regaro_ | #080
it means you can't hit the guy

I thought one of the lynchpins of the game was all about hitting the guy so hard he fell over.


only the guy with the ball

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TheKoolAidShoto
12/11/11 6:33:00 PM
#86:


they don't have this rule in NFL Blitz, where you can just knock the recievers out all day no matter where they are in the play

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The Raven 2
12/11/11 6:35:00 PM
#87:


From: swirIdude | #074
The horrible mangling of the English language is just another reason why Cowboys fans should be hated.


At least Cowboys fans don't get in a tizzy over how one word is typed. And I'm sure your team's fanbase isn't much better.

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 6:50:00 PM
#88:


In and out and shake it all about.

Man, Dallas sucks when it's back is against the line.

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 6:56:00 PM
#89:


Also, someone explain the restart process after a touchdown/field goal whatever.

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TheKoolAidShoto
12/11/11 6:57:00 PM
#90:


The thing you have to understand N-Girl is that the Dallas Cowboys are a very dumb football team. They constantly make stupid decisions, often costing them the game. As they are one of the most well-known and popular sports teams in the world, this causes much laughter for many non-Dallas Cowboys fans.

And sometimes for the Cowboys fans themselves

Myself included

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swirIdude
12/11/11 6:59:00 PM
#91:


From: The Raven 2 | #087
At least Cowboys fans don't get in a tizzy over how one word is typed. And I'm sure your team's fanbase isn't much better.


My team doesn't have a fanbase.

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voltch
12/11/11 7:01:00 PM
#92:


Marlins totally have a fanbase.

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The Raven 2
12/11/11 7:03:00 PM
#93:


From: TheKoolAidShoto | #090
They constantly make stupid decisions, often costing them the game. As they are one of the most well-known and popular sports teams in the world, this causes much laughter for many non-Dallas Cowboys fans.

And sometimes for the Cowboys fans themselves

Myself included


This is pretty much 100% here. The defining moment of a Cowboys game this season is what they do in the 4th quarter, and 9 times out of 10, Tony Romo is the polar opposite of Tim Tebow in that aspect.

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Leebo86
12/11/11 7:03:00 PM
#94:


From: nintendogirl1 | #089
Also, someone explain the restart process after a touchdown/field goal whatever.


The scoring team kicks the ball to the other team. The receiving team can return it and get the ball wherever they end up, or if it's kicked into the end zone, they can take a touchback, which automatically puts the ball on their 20 yard line.

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-LusterSoldier-
12/11/11 7:13:00 PM
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nintendogirl1 (Moderator) | Posted 12/11/2011 9:25:48 PM | message detail | quote
From: swirIdude | #074
The horrible mangling of the English language is just another reason why Amerians should be hated.


ngirl, don't hate Americans for this. Hate Noah Webster for butchering the English language in America.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah_Webster

After he published his first dictionary, he would make spelling changes to certain words with every edition of his dictionary that he published. These spelling changes caught on over here because his dictionary was the first known dictionary to be published here.

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th3l3fty
12/11/11 7:18:00 PM
#96:


"-ize" predates "-ise," so that's not entirely accurate

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nintendogirl1
12/11/11 8:55:00 PM
#97:


That was the "lol Tony Romo" moment right?

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