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GenesisSaga 12/19/11 9:02:00 PM #1: |
~*~THE OFFICIAL TOPIC SERIES~*~
These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches. The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible. List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F Previously... Why Did They Lose: Cloud Strife vs. Sephiroth Winner (13 votes): Cloud fought the LAW and the LAW won. - greatone10 Runners up (4 votes each): GameFAQs got tired of FF7 always beating Zelda. - GuessMyUserName It's not all about the girth or length of your sword... it's how you work it. -WHATZITUYA Without further ado, Why DID Cloud Strife vs. Sephiroth lose (again) to Pokémon Trainer Red vs. Pokémon Trainer Blue? -- I've come to the realization that I need a sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisSaga 12/19/11 9:02:00 PM #2: |
Had to wait on that last update.
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123lizardman789 12/19/11 9:03:00 PM #3: |
Their swords weren't long enough.
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Kenri 12/19/11 9:03:00 PM #4: |
No matter how fast you mosey, Blue will always get there first.
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rct two rules 3 12/19/11 9:04:00 PM #5: |
Bad characters.
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greatone10 12/19/11 9:04:00 PM #6: |
There isn't a big enough sword to counter the force that is Hitmonlee.
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Haguile 12/19/11 9:04:00 PM #7: |
Because SMELL YA LATER FF7 NANANANANANANANANA GOODBYE TRAINERS WIN WHO CARES ABOUT MAKING SENSE
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Pokalicious 12/19/11 9:05:00 PM #8: |
rct!
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Pirateking2000 12/19/11 9:05:00 PM #9: |
Red and Blue came back with stronger pokemon after they lost
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xp1337 12/19/11 9:05:00 PM #10: |
"Sephiroth, watch out! Vote while it's tail is up! It's gonna counter-attack!"
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ArtosRC 12/19/11 9:06:00 PM #11: |
Because Missingno touched the Debug Room in the bad spot.
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WickIebee 12/19/11 9:06:00 PM #12: |
Because fighting someone 5+ times in one battle isn't as annoying as fighting someone 5+ times throughout the course of the game
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ScareChan 12/19/11 9:07:00 PM #13: |
Cloud didn't have enough badges for Sephiroth to listen to him
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WHATZITUYA 12/19/11 9:09:00 PM #14: |
Cloud *looks at Sephiroth*: Are you ready?
Sephiroth: Go! [both combine their mako power and utalize a materia summoning... Alpha/Omega/Whateverthef***SEcomesupwithnext/All-powerful Bahamut] Sephiroth: Any last words? Blue: Hey Red! You still got that Masterball? Red >:] -- "Well isn't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG!!!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orochimaru_Fan 12/19/11 9:09:00 PM #15: |
From: greatone10 | #006 Heh, going with this one for now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Regaro_ 12/19/11 9:10:00 PM #16: |
He didn't smell Blue until later.
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DarkCloud3434 12/19/11 9:10:00 PM #17: |
Because...
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ZX_Lucian 12/19/11 9:10:00 PM #18: |
So you just got your ass handed to you against Link and Ganon, and while you're still surviving and getting to an Inn, guess who you run into? GARY MOTHER****ING OAK.
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MarquessLaus 12/19/11 9:11:00 PM #19: |
"Sephiroth, watch out! Vote while it's tail is up! It's gonna counter-attack!"
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diablo361 12/19/11 9:11:00 PM #20: |
Red and Blue leveled up
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Smogoon 12/19/11 9:14:00 PM #21: |
Because Red and Blue are actually rivals.
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SilentWanderer 12/19/11 9:16:00 PM #22: |
Cloud's sword has a lot of girth. Unfortunately, Blue has a girth that cannot be ignored.
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Solfadore 12/19/11 9:16:00 PM #23: |
Red and Blue brought Focus Sashes to the match.
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NextGen_TB 12/19/11 9:16:00 PM #24: |
Because Sephiroth dies in one hit, and Cloud's sword got caught in the ceiling. Again.
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XIII_rocks 12/19/11 9:17:00 PM #25: |
From: Haguile | #007 This, imo -- http://img.imgcake.com/22763810150194882301443717534644274676943735581nmu.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jdizzy156 12/19/11 9:17:00 PM #26: |
From: ScareChan | #014 -- http://img.imgcake.com/dizzyjgifyr.gif http://youtu.be/Sbb94GkbXKQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shoenin_Kakashi 12/19/11 9:18:00 PM #27: |
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue People Lied Then Aeris Died -- Nice catch BlAcK TuRtLe. But too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAAAAACKED.*tackles* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FouCapitan 12/19/11 9:23:00 PM #28: |
Red and Blue brought Dragonites.
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BobTDonut 12/19/11 9:23:00 PM #29: |
From: GenesisSaga | #011 I like this. -- http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/black-dragonflight/Arbearday/advanced Current YGO Build: Trollkeepers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisSaga 12/19/11 9:29:00 PM #30: |
@BobTDonut
That... wasn't actually an entry. -- I've come to the realization that I need a sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisSaga 12/19/11 9:29:00 PM #31: |
Sweet Jenova, only 10 votes!?!?
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AranShiizaa 12/19/11 9:29:00 PM #32: |
*SPOILERS WARNING*
Roses are Red Violets are Blue People Lied Then Aeris Died This is TOO damn good. -- Q: How do I have sex in this game people - csnthefirst A: Why don't you try having sex in real life? - Dr_Mojo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisSaga 12/19/11 9:30:00 PM #33: |
There. NOW it's an entry. >_>
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AranShiizaa 12/19/11 9:31:00 PM #34: |
GenesisSaga posted...
@BobTDonut That... wasn't actually an entry. It doesnt have to be but it can become one, and if it wins.. you and him get credited with the win. This happen once with Tom Nook. Lloyd Irving and Tom Nook lost because... I don't think many Tales fans like Lloyd (alot of them seem to hate him for some reason) though I expected him to come closer. Maybe his portrait wasn't cool enough? Tom Nook just isn't that great; he's the annoying shop keeper that I kept thinking was going to attack me if I didn't start paying off my debts (I had the money, but I spent it on a piano; no, I don't know how to play the piano; no, I don't have room in my house for it). (Yoshirider) That was just so random and funny. XD -- Q: How do I have sex in this game people - csnthefirst A: Why don't you try having sex in real life? - Dr_Mojo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PkMARIO 12/19/11 9:32:00 PM #35: |
Because they couldn't be the very best.
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Lionheart08 12/19/11 9:32:00 PM #36: |
Because Red and Blue leveled up by facing the Elite 4 over and over while Sephiroth was chilling out in a crater.
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LordRattergun 12/19/11 9:35:00 PM #37: |
Because Red is a Pokemon Master.
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SilentWanderer 12/19/11 9:44:00 PM #38: |
From: Shoenin_Kakashi | #028 Eh, change to this. ---[insert signature here] -- ...Official Espeon of the B/W boards ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BobTDonut 12/19/11 9:45:00 PM #39: |
From: GenesisSaga | #032 Doesn't even matter. -- http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/black-dragonflight/Arbearday/advanced Current YGO Build: Trollkeepers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 12/19/11 10:01:00 PM #40: |
This vote are sick.
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GenesisSaga 12/19/11 10:05:00 PM #41: |
I think... I'm gonna tally this tomorrow.
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GenesisSaga 12/19/11 10:05:00 PM #42: |
And by tomorrow I mean later today, after I wake up.
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Altimadark 12/19/11 10:14:00 PM #43: |
ZX_Lucian posted...
So you just got your ass handed to you against Link and Ganon, and while you're still surviving and getting to an Inn, guess who you run into? GARY MOTHER****ING OAK. I second this. -- There never was a post. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WarThaNemesis2 12/19/11 10:32:00 PM #44: |
So you just got your ass handed to you against Link and Ganon, and while you're still surviving and getting to an Inn, guess who you run into? GARY MOTHER****ING OAK.
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FL81 12/19/11 10:38:00 PM #45: |
*spoilers*
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paperwarior 12/19/11 10:45:00 PM #46: |
Red was in a cave, Sephiroth was in a crater, and Cloud was in a desert. The only one in any sort of battle arena was Blue, and so voters said "Close enough."
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Lopen 12/19/11 10:46:00 PM #47: |
From: WarThaNemesis2 | #044 This is the best one. Honorable mention to the mosey one. -- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WatermelonGum 12/20/11 3:27:00 AM #48: |
So you just got your ass handed to you against Link and Ganon, and while you're still surviving and getting to an Inn, guess who you run into? GARY MOTHER****ING OAK
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ctesjbuvf 12/20/11 3:31:00 AM #49: |
So you just got your ass handed to you against Link and Ganon, and while you're still surviving and getting to an Inn, guess who you run into? GARY MOTHER****ING OAK
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rct two rules 3 12/20/11 4:07:00 AM #50: |
Pokalicious posted...
rct! <3<3 -- Currently Playing: SC2, Majora's Mask, BF3, Link to the Past, Skyrim Current Musical Obsession: SNSD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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