RULES - Vote for the rivals you think have had sex the most times. NOT NECESSARILY WITH EACH OTHER, that is. It can be with anyone. - You can't vote for a single character, you have to vote for the whole rivalry.... even if one character drags the rivalry down by still being a virgin - The winners move on to the next round, believe it or not
Yesterday's results:
Jim Raynor / Kerrigan - 1 vs. Fox McCloud / Wolf O’Donnell - 10
----- The Kid / The Guy - 4 vs. Tidus / Jecht - 7
Today's rivalries:
Link / Ganondorf vs. Zidane / Kuja
----- Alucard / Dracula vs. Raiden / Vamp
So, tell me, which of these rival characters have had the most sex?
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Going with the unpopular pick here. Basically Ganondorf vs. both Zidane and Kuja. Link is seriously going to be crippling G-dorf here on out. Anyway Kuja is somewhat of a freak- no denying that. He's probably not above bestowing the gift of himself on man, woman, and Genome alike, and Kuja would most likely be open to some orgies too, as it would be unfair for any orgies to exist without him. Let's not forget his mortality. Unlike Snake who's sex drive could only be handicapped by his short lifespan as he has more important things to do, Kuja would be determined to squeeze more sex into his tight schedule imo!
And Zidane... while I can't think of any in-game scenarios with anyone other than Garnet that support Zidane being anything more than a flirt, well... he is at the very least a massive flirt! As he keeps his options wide open, flirting with everything wearing a skirt, this means there's plenty of potential sex for him on the horizon, which is more than I can say for Link, or should I say Links. Plenty of elfen-eared women across Hyrule throw themselves at Links and pretty much every incarnation is stoic and indifferent to their advances. Mind you, I've only played three Zelda games and of those three I've only beaten one, BUT I think it's safe to say that most Links aren't interested while the one Zidane obviously is.
And finally G-dorf. You guys have brought up compelling arguments for G-dorf- that he's the only male in a village consisting entirely of females and ergo his entire species' survival rests entirely on him getting lots and lots of poon, BUT from what I gather he's more concerned with getting the Triforce and world domination to worry about lonely Gerudo wimminz at night. Plus, it's suggested that they can reproduce with men of other species so G-dorf's seed isn't completely contingent to the next generation.
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I wasted all my logics on the first match so I no longer feel like explaining this in-depth. 1600 combined years of making whoopie, the longer lifespan of which belongs to a cult leader and probable freak beats one "immortal" confirmed freak and a normie (as normie as a cyborg can get so-to-speak) of regular lifespan. Can't find how old Vamp is (no thanks to this wiki), but I know he ain't 1600. Plus he's dead now. For good. Dead men get no tail. Undead men are another story.
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I could understand OoT Link not getting sex even though lots of girls of different species throw themselves at him, because he's basically a child that makes a 7 years jump in time without realizing it. Obviously, having grown into adulthood, it's not impossible for Link to still be capable of developing sexual attraction and desire since his body has changed after all, but let's suppose it's unlikely.
I don't know about Skyward Sword, since I have yet to play it, but TP Link always striked me as the kind of "village boy who's popular among all the village girls". Obviously, the only one who could be a proof of that is Iria (or whatever her name was), but still. Don't remember enough about other Link incarnations on that front, but he's always popular among girls, always, and he's a silent protagonist so you wouldn't really know how he feels about that (which leads to individual interpretations I guess). He's not a strong competitor in this by himself, but he's no Waluigi or Gruntilda.
But about Ganondorf, there's no way a 16-years old is competing with the mature alpha male of an entire race, and arguements about Kuja (who's also very young) aren't nearly as strong (looking ambiguous doesn't make you promiscuous, for all we know, he could be so obsessed with his ego that he wouldn't let anyone touch him in that way). Mind you, the fact that Ganondorf has a goal, doesn't mean that he doesn't feel the urge of having sex, which is only natural and doesn't really get in the way. It's almost as saying that Ganondorf won't eat or pee because he's too obsessed with his goal (which is only a supposition, and there's only so much he can do about his goal in an entire day).
Another thing: races in Hyrule are very different. If Gerudos started mixing with other races, that would probably show on the babies, because there's no way mixing up with a Zora, a Goron or a Hylian wouldn't show in some way, unless Gerudos are like Pokémon and the newborn baby is from the same race as the mother, which is unlikely. Oh, and the ladies are not exactly welcoming with intruders and visitors, so unless they organize expeditions to rape males all around the world, it doesn't seem likely for them to have regular sex with men from other races.
I'm noticing now that the theme of races mixing has never been touched in Zelda, as far as I recall, which is weird considering how Link gets hit on by girls from literally every race except for Gorons.
But, your arguement could be double-edged, since Ganondorf used to go to Hyrule Castle to make arrangements with the king, and he might have had some occasional sex with Hylian women then.
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