Board 8 > If Batman was a terrorist, John McClane would beat him.

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I think that's safe to say.

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If McClane was a terrorist, could Batman eat him?

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john mcclane doesn't f*** around

if he took out hans gruber's crew he'd beat the s*** out of batman

and he'd f*** rachel the reporter played by maggie gyllenhaal

and his wife

he's the man

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Who the hell would want to f*** Rachel? She's ugly.

Also if Batman was a terrorist the world would be screwed. No one could stop him.

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he doesn't even have any powers

overrated imo

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He doesn't need powers to win. He's the god damn Batman.

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This is kind of like Undertake never losing at Wrestlemania logic.

John McClane beats terrorists. Period.

And so if batman was a terrorist then John McClane could beat him. That's just how the universe works.

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Exactly. Even if he's outnumbered, out-skilled and outgunned, John McClane wins every time.


He's terrorist kryptonite.

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... isn't there a terrorist Batman?

Mark Millar or somebody made him.

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It does sound like something Mark Millar would do.

I'm sure he wouldn't just be a terrorist either, but also a rapist and sadist.

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The guy that somehow made it so a woman's womb would explode if she did an abortion of her gay brother's baby.

Or something.

What's the name? LTM knows.

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From: Pram_the_Oracle | #011
The guy that somehow made it so a woman's womb would explode if she did an abortion of her gay brother's baby.

sigh, I remember that -___-''

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That... what? I mean that sounds like something Mark Millar would do as well, but I've never heard of such a thing.

Now I want to know too.

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Wasn't Red Son by Millar?

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From: voltch | #014
Wasn't Red Son by Millar?

When he was friends with Grant Morrison, who is one of the best comic book writers ever. And also helped Millar a lot on what most people consider to be good stories. After they stopped being friends, we were introduced to the Millar we now know today.

A horrible excuse for a writer and human being.

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Found it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_%28Icon_Comics%29

Not the page scans themselves though.

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John McClane could beat all of these people. Millar, Morrison, the lady, her brother, the baby - all of them.

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Hey now, Morrison isn't a terrorist. I won't speak for the rest of them, but MORRISON IS NOT A TERRORIST.

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My mind is blown. About mcClane and bats. Not this abortion bs

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If McClane was a criminal in Gotham city, Batman would beat him up and tie him to a street light.

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If Batman was a terrorist, then John McClane would definitely beat him. After all, McClane would have the element of heroism on his side.

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Psycho_Kenshin posted...
If McClane was a criminal in Gotham city, Batman would beat him up and tie him to a street light.

Batman would beat John McClane in every scenario where Batman is not a terrorist, because he's the Batman. But John McClane's universal truth of being able to defeat terrorists (and criminals posing as terrorists) is more powerful than Batman's universal truth of being the goddamn Batman.

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batman has a terrorist clone and there's still jason todd. not the same, but close enough.
tim would find a way to stop him though. or at least pre-retcon tim.

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Sounds pretty sound, though if Batman was a ninja he'd lose to John McClane if he was a pirate, and vice versa.

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Let's see the oh-so-goddamn Batman defeating THIS:

http://www.r-word.org/

It'd be easy enough, I've seen Batman get sucker punched and in trouble from Joker or Two Face before.

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I've got the page scans of that incest baby womb bomb thing, but I'm too lazy to find and upload them.

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