Total success. Not only did my girlfriend get her feelings confirmed that she is attracted to women (bought her a lapdance, couples dance, and we ganged up on her at one point, and she was absolutely in heaven), leading her to 100% want to have a threesome with another lady, but my best friend (the three of us went) ended up chatting with a gal there for about 2 and half hours and totally hit it off with her. Scored her number (confirmed real number) and a date tomorrow to a football game (she likes football and is stoked), and they seemed completely and legitimately into each other.
Hope she doesn't stand him up =$
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Board 8 > Strip club night. Best friend scored a date. Girlfriend wants a threesome.
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futuresuperstar 01/05/12 2:29:00 AM #1: |
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RevolverSaro 01/05/12 2:35:00 AM #2: |
Congrats on your perfect life.
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foolm0ron 01/05/12 2:57:00 AM #3: |
pics
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Rad Link 5 01/05/12 3:08:00 AM #4: |
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Revenus 01/05/12 3:35:00 AM #5: |
Rad Link 5 posted...
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futuresuperstar 01/05/12 3:46:00 AM #6: |
=D
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CoolCly 01/05/12 3:48:00 AM #7: |
Revenus posted...
Rad Link 5 posted... From: RevolverSaro | #002 Congrats on your perfect life. -- The batman villians all seem to be one big joke that batman refuses to laugh at - SantaRPG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vlado 01/05/12 5:01:00 AM #8: |
Your girlfriend wanting a threesome is a recipe for eventual relationship failure, so I sure hope she's just a temporary one for your sake.
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junk_funk 01/05/12 5:02:00 AM #9: |
...Picked a gal up at a strip club. Good luck to your friend with that one.
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JonthePenguin 01/05/12 5:51:00 AM #10: |
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wg64Z 01/05/12 6:04:00 AM #11: |
What was this other girl doing there?
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Gwindor 01/05/12 6:18:00 AM #12: |
it's too bad telling bros about their cool stories is against the rules
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NoName999 01/05/12 6:22:00 AM #13: |
CoolCly posted...
Revenus posted... Rad Link 5 posted... From: RevolverSaro | #002 Congrats on your perfect life. -- "This grass feels funny," Kirby thought. It feels like.... pants ... Copied to Clipboard!
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My Immortal 01/05/12 6:23:00 AM #14: |
Your girlfriend wanting a threesome is a recipe for eventual relationship failure
Lawl. There are plenty of couples that can have threesomes and have a fine relationship. Hell, I'm in one now. Our 6 year anniversary is next week! -- http://www.backloggery.com/myimmortal ... Copied to Clipboard!
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facepaImer 01/05/12 6:28:00 AM #15: |
way to ruin the perfect topic Vlado
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special_sauce 01/05/12 6:42:00 AM #16: |
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Vlado 01/05/12 7:46:00 AM #17: |
Sorry for being honest. The few exceptions do not override the rule.
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Biolizard28 01/05/12 7:49:00 AM #18: |
You either have a perfect life.
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The Utility Man 01/05/12 7:59:00 AM #19: |
From: Vlado Had this happen to a friend of mine. At some point you do something wrong, the girl runs to the other girl, and it's all downhill from there. -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/TheLastStriderX/The-X-Team/Tum.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TsunamiXXVIII 01/05/12 9:05:00 AM #20: |
Rad Link 5 posted...
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MarquessLaus 01/05/12 9:17:00 AM #21: |
special_sauce posted...
From: NoName999 | #013 From: CoolCly Revenus posted... Rad Link 5 posted... From: RevolverSaro | #002 Congrats on your perfect life. -- When you've got a pretty-boy monkey on your back constantly calling you a puppet, you hardly want to seem like you're happy to be used. - DSakaCharanJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Korayashi 01/05/12 9:23:00 AM #22: |
Biolizard28 posted...
You either have a perfect life. Or you are Ross Geller. Uh oh, David Schwimmer found the board. Somebody get the gun! -- SuperNiceDog wins Guru. I don't know much more about him, so I'll leave it at that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJrnlFW4IMc ... Copied to Clipboard!
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futuresuperstar 01/05/12 2:50:00 PM #23: |
The three of us just went for a fun night out. My girlfriend and I went around with the one gal, and my best friend stuck around with the girl he eventually asked out. Good times. And my girlfriend is the person I'm going to marry so it's definitely more than a temporary thing, haha.
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Vlado 01/05/12 2:58:00 PM #24: |
Heh, good luck with that.
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neonreap 01/05/12 2:58:00 PM #25: |
I'm trying to remember, are you the dude who met the girl online and had troubles getting it up?
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futuresuperstar 01/05/12 3:04:00 PM #26: |
neonreap posted...
I'm trying to remember, are you the dude who met the girl online and had troubles getting it up? Hrm, I don't believe so. Haha. Though I did meet plenty of girls online (it's pretty fun, to be honest >_>) -- Women come and go, but Metal Gear is forever. And, then there were 9 ... ~ Noble 9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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blindhobo13 01/05/12 3:05:00 PM #27: |
What are you going to do when the person you have a threesome with ends up having a bigger dick than you?
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futuresuperstar posted...
neonreap posted... I'm trying to remember, are you the dude who met the girl online and had troubles getting it up? Hrm, I don't believe so. Haha. Though I did meet plenty of girls online (it's pretty fun, to be honest >_>) Okay it was someone else - met a girl over a video game, had some dramaz, then there was some wiener problem dramaz. Now I don't know who that was. -- where is mankriks wife ... Copied to Clipboard!
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neonreap 01/05/12 3:31:00 PM #31: |
okay I remember who it was. wow I am way off. why did I think it was you???
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CoolCly 01/05/12 3:32:00 PM #32: |
What was the girl your friend picked up doing there though? A strip club is a bit different from a normal bar, a girl being there alone is a little odd.
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Forceful_Dragon 01/05/12 3:36:00 PM #33: |
Vlado does not understand that our only job in this topic is to congratulate him and wish him the best.
If someone wins the lottery you aren't supposed to be the jackass that says "you know, statistically speaking in a few years you're going to be just as bad off financially as if you had never won at all". You're supposed to say "F*** YEAH YOU WON THE LOTTERY!" And then if something does turns sour later you can say "aww dude, that sucks" instead of being the "i told you so" guy. -- ~Ç~ Eff_Dee http://img.imgcake.com/FDjpgyb.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRock1525 01/05/12 3:40:00 PM #34: |
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Fuzzles 01/05/12 3:45:00 PM #35: |
nerds have a strong attraction to sexual deviancy. wonder how ugly everyone involved is. going to guess the op is built like an asian schoolgirl, probably just as feminine. gf is a fatty with that doughy, greasy, generic nerdy girl face. i'm sure she loves cats.
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Emporer_Kazbar 01/05/12 3:46:00 PM #36: |
The idea of a threesome grosses me out, but if you like the idea, then hey, go for it.
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Ayvuir 01/05/12 3:55:00 PM #37: |
MarquessLaus posted...
special_sauce posted... From: NoName999 | #013 From: CoolCly Revenus posted... Rad Link 5 posted... From: RevolverSaro | #002 Congrats on your perfect life. -- ~C~ - NIO BUNNY - http://img.imgcake.com/nio/76ayvpngam.png A Hot Dog will make you a fatty, a SuperNiceDog will make you a GURU! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ayvuir posted...
MarquessLaus posted... special_sauce posted... From: NoName999 | #013 From: CoolCly Revenus posted... Rad Link 5 posted... From: RevolverSaro | #002 Congrats on your perfect life. -- http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/pjbasis.png SuperNiceDog - 1, pjbasis - 0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MZero11 01/05/12 4:04:00 PM #39: |
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futuresuperstar 01/05/12 4:57:00 PM #40: |
CoolCly posted...
What was the girl your friend picked up doing there though? A strip club is a bit different from a normal bar, a girl being there alone is a little odd. The girl he picked up was a stripper. Also, just so people have pics:  That's me and girlfriend. -- Women come and go, but Metal Gear is forever. And, then there were 9 ... ~ Noble 9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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futuresuperstar 01/05/12 4:59:00 PM #41: |
neonreap posted...
futuresuperstar posted... neonreap posted... I'm trying to remember, are you the dude who met the girl online and had troubles getting it up? Hrm, I don't believe so. Haha. Though I did meet plenty of girls online (it's pretty fun, to be honest >_>) Okay it was someone else - met a girl over a video game, had some dramaz, then there was some wiener problem dramaz. Now I don't know who that was. This is weird, though, because I did meet a girl over a video game called Unreal Tournament back when I was 16 / 17 and flew to meet her. But I don't remember any wiener problem dramaz since we didn't have sex. -- Women come and go, but Metal Gear is forever. And, then there were 9 ... ~ Noble 9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dethfdddddh 01/05/12 5:03:00 PM #42: |
Make sure that you're actually involved in the threesome, or the girls could just go at each other without you getting any action.
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futuresuperstar 01/05/12 5:39:00 PM #45: |
UltimaterializerX posted...
From: Fuzzles | #035 nerds have a strong attraction to sexual deviancy. wonder how ugly everyone involved is. going to guess the op is built like an asian schoolgirl, probably just as feminine. gf is a fatty with that doughy, greasy, generic nerdy girl face. i'm sure she loves cats. Actually he posted pictures years ago after his cancer surgery where he was showing off his glass eye, and we thought the guy was manly as f***. Obviously, he still is. Want to continue making an absolute fool of yourself? Dude! I remember this. I felt like a real Big Boss. Got a new eye about two years ago, and it fits and moves a lot better. Most people can't even notice. Check out this picture:  Almost unnoticeable. Also, another picture with the girlfriend (prior to her pixie cut). -- Women come and go, but Metal Gear is forever. And, then there were 9 ... ~ Noble 9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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futuresuperstar 01/05/12 5:42:00 PM #46: |
dethfdddddh posted...
Make sure that you're actually involved in the threesome, or the girls could just go at each other without you getting any action. Absolutely. We've talked about how we want to do things. The person we're thinking about doing it with (and have thought about doing it with for awhile now) is a mutual friend of ours that we actually made together. 'Twas our first "couples" friend awhile back. Super cute. We both love her to death and there's definitely some sparks between all of us. We talked about who the focus would be. Would it be me-focused? Both girls on me? Her-focused? Both me and the third girl on my girlfriend? Then we decided that we'd want to make it the third girl-focused. Both of us attacking her as a couple. It seems like it makes the most sense for us to team up on a third party and just violate her in more ways than one, while bringing the two of us closer. Less chance of something going wrong that way, too. -- Women come and go, but Metal Gear is forever. And, then there were 9 ... ~ Noble 9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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edwardsdv 01/05/12 5:43:00 PM #47: |
From: UltimaterializerX | #028 True-est post of the topic aside from From: RevolverSaro | #002 -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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edwardsdv 01/05/12 5:45:00 PM #48: |
From: futuresuperstar | #046 The one I was involved in was unplanned but went down almost the exact same way, it was fun and there was little jealousy to be had due to how it happened. So yeah good on you. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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futuresuperstar 01/05/12 5:50:00 PM #49: |
edwardsdv posted...
From: futuresuperstar | #046 Absolutely. We've talked about how we want to do things. The person we're thinking about doing it with (and have thought about doing it with for awhile now) is a mutual friend of ours that we actually made together. 'Twas our first "couples" friend awhile back. Super cute. We both love her to death and there's definitely some sparks between all of us. We talked about who the focus would be. Would it be me-focused? Both girls on me? Her-focused? Both me and the third girl on my girlfriend? Then we decided that we'd want to make it the third girl-focused. Both of us attacking her as a couple. It seems like it makes the most sense for us to team up on a third party and just violate her in more ways than one, while bringing the two of us closer. Less chance of something going wrong that way, too. The one I was involved in was unplanned but went down almost the exact same way, it was fun and there was little jealousy to be had due to how it happened. So yeah good on you. Nice, man. Thanks =) -- Women come and go, but Metal Gear is forever. And, then there were 9 ... ~ Noble 9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Forceful_Dragon 01/05/12 5:53:00 PM #50: |
If I had to get a glass eye I'd go green just to have one blue and one green eye.
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