Board 8 > if you put your wallet in your front pocket, it might as well be in a purse

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TimJab
01/05/12 11:52:00 AM
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truth

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KingButz
01/05/12 11:52:00 AM
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I don't like sitting on a fat lump

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BIGPUN9999
01/05/12 11:52:00 AM
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ew you guys like having big things rubbing against your anuses

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Emporer_Kazbar
01/05/12 11:53:00 AM
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If you put your wallet in your back pocket, you enjoy sitting on hard things.

Truth.

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TimJab
01/05/12 11:53:00 AM
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From: BIGPUN9999 | #003
ew you guys like having big things rubbing against your anuses


if it's touching your anus you're doing it wrong

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kevwaffles
01/05/12 11:54:00 AM
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-Thickness makes it uneven sit on hard surfaces
-Much easier to pickpocket a back pocket

Two reasons why I will put my wallet in my front pocket when the occasion calls for it.

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Emporer_Kazbar
01/05/12 11:54:00 AM
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if it's in your back pocket you're doing it wrong

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Psycho_Kenshin
01/05/12 11:55:00 AM
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I put it in my front pocket, it's awesome. If that's what a purse is like a purse must be awesome.

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ShadowHalo17
01/05/12 11:55:00 AM
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From: Emporer_Kazbar | #007
if it's in your back pocket you're doing it wrong


That's impossible because that's how men have been doing it for forever.

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kevwaffles
01/05/12 11:56:00 AM
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Dammit, now I am conscience of my wallet and have to move it. Thanks, TimJab.

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tereziWright
01/05/12 11:56:00 AM
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Putting your wallet in your back pocket seems like the most idiotic and pointless habit somebody can have.

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Emporer_Kazbar
01/05/12 11:56:00 AM
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From: ShadowHalo17 | #009
That's impossible because that's how men have been doing it for forever.


Men also thought the sun revolved around the Earth at one point.

Just sayin'.

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ShadowHalo17
01/05/12 11:57:00 AM
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You people.

Wallet in the back pocket always used to be the norm as far as I'm aware, what the hell happened?

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BBallman7
01/05/12 11:57:00 AM
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I have never seen someone put their wallet in their front pocket before. I've seen people put it in their socks, but never a front pocket. That's for keys, change, cigarettes and lighters only.

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ShadowHalo17
01/05/12 11:57:00 AM
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From: Emporer_Kazbar | #012
Men also thought the sun revolved around the Earth at one point.

Just sayin'.


That includes women too, so that point is invalid.

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tereziWright
01/05/12 11:58:00 AM
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From: ShadowHalo17 | #013

Wallet in the back pocket always used to be the norm as far as I'm aware, what the hell happened?


People stopped being stubborn.

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Emporer_Kazbar
01/05/12 11:59:00 AM
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From: ShadowHalo17 | #015
That includes women too, so that point is invalid.


"One wrong thing can't be compared to another wrong thing if it was wrong to more people"

OK, then, back-pocketer.

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neonreaper
01/05/12 11:59:00 AM
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Uhhhh it's called a fanny pack, don't hate

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KingButz
01/05/12 12:01:00 PM
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I would put my wallet in the back-pocket if it were just like a money clip. But I have enough cards that it would be major uncomfortable to sit on it.

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TimJab
01/05/12 12:03:00 PM
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From: BBallman7 | #014
I have never seen someone put their wallet in their front pocket before. I've seen people put it in their socks, but never a front pocket. That's for keys, change, cigarettes and lighters only.


real men roll their cigarettes up in their sleeves

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BBallman7
01/05/12 12:04:00 PM
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Real men don't wear shirts.

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TimJab
01/05/12 12:05:00 PM
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real men don't wear pants so this whole thing is irrelevant

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Wedge Antilles
01/05/12 12:05:00 PM
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Real men don't wear pants.

Edit: Damnit Tim

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Sir Cobain
01/05/12 12:06:00 PM
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ShadowHalo17 | Posted 1/5/2012 2:57:46 PM | message detail | quote | (edited)

From: Emporer_Kazbar | #012
Men also thought the sun revolved around the Earth at one point.

Just sayin'.

That includes women too, so that point is invalid.


Women didn't have the right to think freely back then, so that point is invalid.

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DeathChicken
01/05/12 12:06:00 PM
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Real men wear a trenchcoat



















And nothing else

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Emporer_Kazbar
01/05/12 12:06:00 PM
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From: TimJab | #022
real men don't wear pants so this whole thing is irrelevant


If that's the case, then having the wallet touch your anus is pretty much the only way to go.

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dragon22391
01/05/12 12:07:00 PM
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I don't really get the "sitting on something hard" complaint -- maybe it's because I don't carry cash so my wallet doesn't usually have a ton in it (a picture, license, student id, debit card, a couple of discount cards) but I literally can't tell when I'm sitting on my wallet when I sit down anywhere.

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BBallman7
01/05/12 12:07:00 PM
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touche

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Crossfiyah
01/05/12 12:08:00 PM
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Wait, I'm all confused. What do real men do again?

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Crossfiyah
01/05/12 12:09:00 PM
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dragon22391 posted...
I don't really get the "sitting on something hard" complaint -- maybe it's because I don't carry cash so my wallet doesn't usually have a ton in it (a picture, license, student id, debit card, a couple of discount cards) but I literally can't tell when I'm sitting on my wallet when I sit down anywhere.

What do you do when you need to make it rain on them *****es?

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WhoopsyDaisy
01/05/12 12:10:00 PM
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dragon22391 posted...
I don't really get the "sitting on something hard" complaint -- maybe it's because I don't carry cash so my wallet doesn't usually have a ton in it (a picture, license, student id, debit card, a couple of discount cards) but I literally can't tell when I'm sitting on my wallet when I sit down anywhere.

lol you're so used to sitting on hard things you don't even realize when it's happening

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Crossfiyah
01/05/12 12:11:00 PM
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SantaRPG posted...
From: Crossfiyah | #029
Wait, I'm all confused. What do real men do again?
ladies


They're really more of a who. Maybe a whom depending on the syntax.

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TimJab
01/05/12 12:11:00 PM
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holy ****

CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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muddersmilk
01/05/12 12:20:00 PM
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WhoopsyDaisy posted...
dragon22391 posted...
I don't really get the "sitting on something hard" complaint -- maybe it's because I don't carry cash so my wallet doesn't usually have a ton in it (a picture, license, student id, debit card, a couple of discount cards) but I literally can't tell when I'm sitting on my wallet when I sit down anywhere.

lol you're so used to sitting on hard things you don't even realize when it's happening


Actually its just that the wallet doesn't sit under you unless you have some very low pockets.

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Celtic Guardian 7
01/05/12 12:21:00 PM
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neonreaper posted...
Uhhhh it's called a fanny pack, don't hate

Finally! I use one of those too, far easier to manage than a purse.

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Leebo86
01/05/12 12:23:00 PM
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If you're sitting with your wallet in your back pocket, and you can't tell it's there, you might have a giant jelly ass.

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Crossfiyah
01/05/12 12:29:00 PM
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TimJab posted...
holy ****

CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


What? Where?

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Gwindor
01/05/12 12:34:00 PM
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A man puts his wallet in his suit coat pocket.

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