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TimJab
01/14/12 9:19:00 AM
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this is nothing like the movies

it ****ing sucks, but getting sworn in by bloomberg on tuesday was pretty cool

wake up at 3:00 am, get home at 6:00 pm, in bed by 8:00 pm with homework to do, so you guys will be seeing a lot less of me which probably pleases some of you

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SmartMuffin
01/14/12 9:21:00 AM
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but getting sworn in by bloomberg on tuesday was pretty cool

too bad he's a communist

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Wanglicious
01/14/12 9:24:00 AM
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you just need to find the asian guy to make police academy work out. and the funny black guy(s).

YOU CAN DO IT TIM.

also don't shoot anyone or even talk to people given the chance for your first 6 or so months.

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TimJab
01/14/12 9:30:00 AM
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don't get a paycheck until feb 3rd da ****

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Weakupedia
01/14/12 9:31:00 AM
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i vote you make an account called TimCop and start using that once you get your badge

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TimJab
01/14/12 9:32:00 AM
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it's not a badge, i'm not in the LAPD

it's a shield

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TimJab
01/14/12 9:33:00 AM
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that's an excellent idea though

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JaKyL25
01/14/12 9:33:00 AM
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From: TimJab | #004
don't get a paycheck until feb 3rd da ****


Wow, how long are the pay periods? Three weeks?

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neonreap
01/14/12 9:34:00 AM
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good luck dude

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SpeedYoshi
01/14/12 9:35:00 AM
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3 weeks isn't that bad...

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TimJab
01/14/12 9:37:00 AM
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From: JaKyL25 | #008
Wow, how long are the pay periods? Three weeks?


two weeks but that paycheck will be three weeks pay

$2200 something before taxes

average net is like $1600 something

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SBell0105
01/14/12 1:03:00 PM
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Any particular dept. you look forward to getting into when given the opportunity?

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TimJab
01/14/12 1:21:00 PM
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do you mean another department entirely? because i'll probably end up in rockland county or westchester

within the NYPD i'm hoping to get my detective shield and possibly into homicide

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Whiskey_Nick
01/14/12 1:26:00 PM
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Then you can murder Sanchez and get away with it!

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Psycho_Kenshin
01/14/12 1:51:00 PM
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Weakupedia posted...
i vote you make an account called TimCop and start using that once you get your badge

Van Damme has that account I think.

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SBell0105
01/14/12 2:28:00 PM
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TimJab posted...
do you mean another department entirely? because i'll probably end up in rockland county or westchester

within the NYPD i'm hoping to get my detective shield and possibly into homicide


That's what I meant. So you are gunna be Lenny Brisco. But you'll probably have to walk the beat a few years, Ehh?

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TimJab
01/14/12 5:12:00 PM
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yeah everybody starts on beat

NYPD is doing this thing now called operation impact, where they take you right out of the academy and put you in awful neighborhoods in the south bronx, queens south, east brooklyn et cetera. it's kind of a "baptism under fire" thing. like, if you can survive 2 years in the south bronx, wherever you go you'll be fine. they make groups of like 8 PPOs and stick them on the same block so they can look out for each other and take turns making collars so you can practice procedure and paperwork.

just found out that a kid literally died in the academy during PT last class. cardiac arrest. uh oh.

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AlecTrevelyan006
01/14/12 5:17:00 PM
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Congrats man. I'm glad this seems to be working for you, and as much as it is fun to poke fun at you (like most people do), I do respect what you're doing.

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