Board 8 > Plot hole in the Bible

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VincentLauw 01/14/12 2:42:00 PM #51:	From: Xiahou Shake \| #048 Hold up, hold up, hold up. If God created the universe... then who created God? ... Woah dude. You blew my mind who created the thing that created God -- http://img.imgcake.com/tyler1gifuh.gif <cite>VincentLauw posted [p:665698] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: Xiahou Shake \| #048Hold up, hold up, hold up.If God created the universe... then who created God?... Woah dude. You blew my mindwho created the thing that created God -- http://img.imgcake.com/tyler1gifuh.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 2:42:00 PM #52:	They also need more animals than just the pairs, since a lot of animals eat other animals. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665699] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> They also need more animals than just the pairs, since a lot of animals eat other animals. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 2:42:00 PM #53:	If you want to attack the flood, the real thing that demands explanation is: where did all the water go? -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665700] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> If you want to attack the flood, the real thing that demands explanation is: where did all the water go? -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xiahou Shake 01/14/12 2:43:00 PM #54:	From: VincentLauw \| #051 ... Woah dude. You blew my mind who created the thing that created God -- Falcon Punch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw <cite>Xiahou Shake posted [p:665701] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: VincentLauw \| #051... Woah dude. You blew my mindwho created the thing that created God -- Falcon Punchhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 01/14/12 2:45:00 PM #55:	From: red sox 777 \| #053 If you want to attack the flood, the real thing that demands explanation is: where did all the water go? Clearly Noah created a spaceship-water-ark that sent all the water back into space. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:665702] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: red sox 777 \| #053If you want to attack the flood, the real thing that demands explanation is: where did all the water go?Clearly Noah created a spaceship-water-ark that sent all the water back into space. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayuyu 01/14/12 2:46:00 PM #56:	From: MarvelousGerbil \| #049 If Adam and Eve were the only people alive at one point, why is incest a sin and why do we not all have like 20 extra chromosomes? Yeah! Incest should be a holy ritual. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest) http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif <cite>Ayuyu posted [p:665703] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: MarvelousGerbil \| #049If Adam and Eve were the only people alive at one point, why is incest a sin and why do we not all have like 20 extra chromosomes?Yeah! Incest should be a holy ritual. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest)http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VincentLauw 01/14/12 2:47:00 PM #57:	From: CalvinbalI \| #055 Clearly Noah created a spaceship-water-ark that sent all the water back into space. Which floated towards a planet far away from us and crashed into that and life started happening there too We just proved the existence of God and extraterrestrial life in one topic take that scientists -- http://i.imgur.com/E8hvh.png drawing of me ©Lisel <cite>VincentLauw posted [p:665704] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: CalvinbalI \| #055Clearly Noah created a spaceship-water-ark that sent all the water back into space.Which floated towards a planet far away from us and crashed into that and life started happening there tooWe just proved the existence of God and extraterrestrial life in one topic take that scientists -- http://i.imgur.com/E8hvh.pngdrawing of me ©Lisel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 01/14/12 2:49:00 PM #58:	From: VincentLauw \| #057 Which floated towards a planet far away from us and crashed into that and life started happening there too We just proved the existence of God and extraterrestrial life in one topic take that scientists So what you are saying is...Noah was God for another planet. And maybe that's how our planet started. And the flood was really another dude sending their spacship-water-ark into our planet after we already had our first spaceship-water-ark create life. This makes so much sense! -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:665705] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: VincentLauw \| #057Which floated towards a planet far away from us and crashed into that and life started happening there tooWe just proved the existence of God and extraterrestrial life in one topic take that scientistsSo what you are saying is...Noah was God for another planet. And maybe that's how our planet started. And the flood was really another dude sending their spacship-water-ark into our planet after we already had our first spaceship-water-ark create life. This makes so much sense! -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 2:50:00 PM #59:	http://www.fastcompany.com/1769468/scientist-discover-the-oldest-largest-body-of-water-in-existence-in-space Perhaps scientists have found God's reservoir from which he innundates planets from time to time. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665706] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> http://www.fastcompany.com/1769468/scientist-discover-the-oldest-largest-body-of-water-in-existence-in-spacePerhaps scientists have found God's reservoir from which he innundates planets from time to time. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0ron 01/14/12 2:50:00 PM #60:	Ok everyone hold on, you're all ignoring the fatal flaw in TC's "plot hole". Sure, there are so many species of animals now, but back then there were FAR fewer, and Noah didn't have to bring a pair of EVERY SINGLE SPECIES EVER. He doesn't need 2 green grasshoppers and 2 forest grasshoppers... they're basically the same thing, despite being different species. The current insects and such evolved from those ancient animals that Noah saved, and the ones he didn't save just died. If you take this into account, it wouldn't be absurd for a guy to build a ship that could hold this select amount of animals. Especially considering he had **ing GOD on his side. -- _foolmo_ 'Illegal activities is a slight misnomer, most of it is not related to material that is actually illegal.' - nintendogrl1 <cite>foolm0ron posted [p:665707] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Ok everyone hold on, you're all ignoring the fatal flaw in TC's "plot hole".Sure, there are so many species of animals now, but back then there were FAR fewer, and Noah didn't have to bring a pair of EVERY SINGLE SPECIES EVER. He doesn't need 2 green grasshoppers and 2 forest grasshoppers... they're basically the same thing, despite being different species. The current insects and such evolved from those ancient animals that Noah saved, and the ones he didn't save just died.If you take this into account, it wouldn't be absurd for a guy to build a ship that could hold this select amount of animals. Especially considering he had **ing GOD on his side. -- _foolmo_'Illegal activities is a slight misnomer, most of it is not related to material that is actually illegal.' - nintendogrl1 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 2:52:00 PM #61:	From: foolm0ron \| #060 Ok everyone hold on, you're all ignoring the fatal flaw in TC's "plot hole". Sure, there are so many species of animals now, but back then there were FAR fewer, and Noah didn't have to bring a pair of EVERY SINGLE SPECIES EVER. He doesn't need 2 green grasshoppers and 2 forest grasshoppers... they're basically the same thing, despite being different species. The current insects and such evolved from those ancient animals that Noah saved, and the ones he didn't save just died. If you take this into account, it wouldn't be absurd for a guy to build a ship that could hold this select amount of animals. Especially considering he had **ing GOD on his side. wat -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665708] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: foolm0ron \| #060Ok everyone hold on, you're all ignoring the fatal flaw in TC's "plot hole".Sure, there are so many species of animals now, but back then there were FAR fewer, and Noah didn't have to bring a pair of EVERY SINGLE SPECIES EVER. He doesn't need 2 green grasshoppers and 2 forest grasshoppers... they're basically the same thing, despite being different species. The current insects and such evolved from those ancient animals that Noah saved, and the ones he didn't save just died.If you take this into account, it wouldn't be absurd for a guy to build a ship that could hold this select amount of animals. Especially considering he had **ing GOD on his side.wat -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 2:55:00 PM #62:	God is omnipotent. Surely you do not doubt that he can make species evolve at will? Of course, as I said, the "plot hole" brought up in this topic isn't strange, or miraculous, at all. The vast majority of species on earth are really really small, and Noah's Ark was pretty big. Fitting them on there would be pretty easy. If you think the flood is strange, there are several aspects of it that are far more strange than this one. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665709] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> God is omnipotent. Surely you do not doubt that he can make species evolve at will?Of course, as I said, the "plot hole" brought up in this topic isn't strange, or miraculous, at all. The vast majority of species on earth are really really small, and Noah's Ark was pretty big. Fitting them on there would be pretty easy. If you think the flood is strange, there are several aspects of it that are far more strange than this one. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
metroid composite 01/14/12 2:56:00 PM #63:	At least this explains how the dinosaurs died out. They take up too much space on the boat, so they got left behind. -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision <cite>metroid composite posted [p:665710] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> At least this explains how the dinosaurs died out. They take up too much space on the boat, so they got left behind. -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
paperwarior 01/14/12 2:58:00 PM #64:	From: red sox 777 \| #053 If you want to attack the flood, the real thing that demands explanation is: where did all the water go? Drains? -- http://img.imgcake.com/paperpngvu.png <cite>paperwarior posted [p:665711] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: red sox 777 \| #053If you want to attack the flood, the real thing that demands explanation is: where did all the water go?Drains? -- http://img.imgcake.com/paperpngvu.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 2:58:00 PM #65:	Indeed, something like apatasaurus (or whatever it's called) would probably take up as much space as all the insect species combined. Given that there were many large land dinosaur species, they would probably have taken up more space than all other land animal species together. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665712] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Indeed, something like apatasaurus (or whatever it's called) would probably take up as much space as all the insect species combined. Given that there were many large land dinosaur species, they would probably have taken up more space than all other land animal species together. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VincentLauw 01/14/12 2:59:00 PM #66:	From: CalvinbalI \| #058 So what you are saying is...Noah was God for another planet. And maybe that's how our planet started. And the flood was really another dude sending their spacship-water-ark into our planet after we already had our first spaceship-water-ark create life. This makes so much sense! We are revolutionizing religion and science as we speak!! -- http://img.imgcake.com/tyler1gifuh.gif <cite>VincentLauw posted [p:665713] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: CalvinbalI \| #058So what you are saying is...Noah was God for another planet. And maybe that's how our planet started. And the flood was really another dude sending their spacship-water-ark into our planet after we already had our first spaceship-water-ark create life. This makes so much sense!We are revolutionizing religion and science as we speak!! -- http://img.imgcake.com/tyler1gifuh.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 3:01:00 PM #67:	People have already thought of that. That scientists can create universes, in which scientists can create universes, ad infinitum. It's the scariest idea that science has ever produced, in my opinion. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665714] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> People have already thought of that. That scientists can create universes, in which scientists can create universes, ad infinitum. It's the scariest idea that science has ever produced, in my opinion. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pram_the_Oracle 01/14/12 3:02:00 PM #68:	XD -- Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest <cite>Pram_the_Oracle posted [p:665715] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> XD -- Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 3:02:00 PM #69:	From: red sox 777 \| #062 God is omnipotent. Surely you do not doubt that he can make species evolve at will? Seems needlessly complicated to kill everything and re-evolve the survivors back to the way they were before. But who am I to question God. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665716] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: red sox 777 \| #062God is omnipotent. Surely you do not doubt that he can make species evolve at will?Seems needlessly complicated to kill everything and re-evolve the survivors back to the way they were before.But who am I to question God. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 01/14/12 3:03:00 PM #70:	From: red sox 777 \| #065 Indeed, something like apatasaurus (or whatever it's called) would probably take up as much space as all the insect species combined. Given that there were many large land dinosaur species, they would probably have taken up more space than all other land animal species together. Why were some dinosaur species spared while others weren't, then? For instance, why were alligators and crocodiles included, but the much smaller velociraptor (actual, turkey-sized velociraptor, not the Jurassic Park-esque Utahraptor) wasn't? -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:665717] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: red sox 777 \| #065Indeed, something like apatasaurus (or whatever it's called) would probably take up as much space as all the insect species combined. Given that there were many large land dinosaur species, they would probably have taken up more space than all other land animal species together.Why were some dinosaur species spared while others weren't, then? For instance, why were alligators and crocodiles included, but the much smaller velociraptor (actual, turkey-sized velociraptor, not the Jurassic Park-esque Utahraptor) wasn't? -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 3:06:00 PM #71:	Because the dinosaurs were actually killed by a comet impact on the 6th "day" of course, before humans were created. The dinosaurs on ark discussion is just a hypothetical. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665718] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Because the dinosaurs were actually killed by a comet impact on the 6th "day" of course, before humans were created. The dinosaurs on ark discussion is just a hypothetical. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 3:06:00 PM #72:	To be fair, crocodiles and alligators evolved from crurotarsi, not dinosaurs. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665719] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> To be fair, crocodiles and alligators evolved from crurotarsi, not dinosaurs. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 01/14/12 3:09:00 PM #73:	From: Leebo86 \| #072 To be fair, crocodiles and alligators evolved from crurotarsi, not dinosaurs. Evolution? Get that poppy-cock out of here, we're having a very serious discussion! -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:665720] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: Leebo86 \| #072To be fair, crocodiles and alligators evolved from crurotarsi, not dinosaurs.Evolution? Get that poppy-cock out of here, we're having a very serious discussion! -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarvelousGerbil 01/14/12 3:09:00 PM #74:	*CalvinbalI posted...* From: Leebo86 \| #072 To be fair, crocodiles and alligators evolved from crurotarsi, not dinosaurs. Evolution? Get that poppy-cock out of here, we're having a very serious discussion! But my Charmander is a Charizard now, it's totally real! -- http://oi44.tinypic.com/juac5w.jpg <cite>MarvelousGerbil posted [p:665721] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> CalvinbalI posted...From: Leebo86 \| #072To be fair, crocodiles and alligators evolved from crurotarsi, not dinosaurs.Evolution? Get that poppy-cock out of here, we're having a very serious discussion!But my Charmander is a Charizard now, it's totally real! -- http://oi44.tinypic.com/juac5w.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sakurafanboy 01/14/12 3:11:00 PM #75:	what I wanna know is, with the weight of all those fat ass animas (hippos, elephants, etc.) how did it not SINK? >_> -- Team Gracidea - We live to love! Proud fan of all that is Shaymin! <cite>Sakurafanboy posted [p:665722] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> what I wanna know is, with the weight of all those fat ass animas (hippos, elephants, etc.) how did it not SINK? >_> -- Team Gracidea - We live to love!Proud fan of all that is Shaymin! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 3:12:00 PM #76:	So that's why Pokemon was banned in Saudi Arabia! It promotes evolution! -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665723] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> So that's why Pokemon was banned in Saudi Arabia! It promotes evolution! -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 3:13:00 PM #77:	Both hippos and elephants can swim, so I don't think their weight is problem as far as floatation goes. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665724] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Both hippos and elephants can swim, so I don't think their weight is problem as far as floatation goes. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarvelousGerbil 01/14/12 3:15:00 PM #78:	*red sox 777 posted...* Both hippos and elephants can swim, so I don't think their weight is problem as far as floatation goes. But can they swim forever? -- http://oi44.tinypic.com/juac5w.jpg <cite>MarvelousGerbil posted [p:665725] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> red sox 777 posted...Both hippos and elephants can swim, so I don't think their weight is problem as far as floatation goes.But can they swim forever? -- http://oi44.tinypic.com/juac5w.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayuyu 01/14/12 3:16:00 PM #79:	From: MarvelousGerbil \| #078 *red sox 777 posted...* Both hippos and elephants can swim, so I don't think their weight is problem as far as floatation goes. But can they swim forever? Hurr, Elephant swim while carrying the hippos who rest, and then the Hippo carry the Elephants while they rest. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest) http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif <cite>Ayuyu posted [p:665726] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: MarvelousGerbil \| #078red sox 777 posted...Both hippos and elephants can swim, so I don't think their weight is problem as far as floatation goes.But can they swim forever?Hurr, Elephant swim while carrying the hippos who rest, and then the Hippo carry the Elephants while they rest. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest)http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 3:16:00 PM #80:	Crurotarsi were pretty badass too. I don't think you'd want to ** with that. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665727] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Crurotarsi were pretty badass too.I don't think you'd want to ** with that. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 3:16:00 PM #81:	People can't swim forever either, and they can safely board ships without making them sink. Televisions cannot swim at all, or even float, but they can also safely board ships. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665728] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> People can't swim forever either, and they can safely board ships without making them sink. Televisions cannot swim at all, or even float, but they can also safely board ships. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ace_Killjoy 01/14/12 3:16:00 PM #82:	LOL @ this topic. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/120003/phoenixtrio.gif <cite>Ace_Killjoy posted [p:665729] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> LOL @ this topic. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force.http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/120003/phoenixtrio.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OmarsComin 01/14/12 3:23:00 PM #83:	we left an important one out! how did all the animals that are native to the Americas or Australia get to the boat? <cite>OmarsComin posted [p:665730] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> we left an important one out!how did all the animals that are native to the Americas or Australia get to the boat? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 3:24:00 PM #84:	Noah and his sons went and got them, like all the other animals, duh. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665731] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Noah and his sons went and got them, like all the other animals, duh. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayuyu 01/14/12 3:24:00 PM #85:	From: OmarsComin \| #083 we left an important one out! how did all the animals that are native to the Americas or Australia get to the boat? There were no animals there before the Europeans brought them oversea. The natives were just stoned as hell and imagined things. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest) http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif <cite>Ayuyu posted [p:665732] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: OmarsComin \| #083we left an important one out!how did all the animals that are native to the Americas or Australia get to the boat?There were no animals there before the Europeans brought them oversea. The natives were just stoned as hell and imagined things. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest)http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 01/14/12 3:24:00 PM #86:	From: OmarsComin \| #083 we left an important one out! how did all the animals that are native to the Americas or Australia get to the boat? the elephants and hippos swam over and picked them up. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:665733] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: OmarsComin \| #083we left an important one out!how did all the animals that are native to the Americas or Australia get to the boat?the elephants and hippos swam over and picked them up. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 3:24:00 PM #87:	God created land bridges for them. The water level was probably lower back then, actually, before the deluge. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665734] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> God created land bridges for them. The water level was probably lower back then, actually, before the deluge. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OmarsComin 01/14/12 3:26:00 PM #88:	I dont see why he couldn't have just instantly killed all the sinners and disappeared their bodies seems a lot better than the needlessly complex solution he went with <cite>OmarsComin posted [p:665735] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> I dont see why he couldn't have just instantly killed all the sinners and disappeared their bodiesseems a lot better than the needlessly complex solution he went with </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 3:27:00 PM #89:	Global floods are much cooler than instant unexplained death. The Flood gave us the word "antediluvian." Where would the English language be without such a wonderful word? -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665736] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Global floods are much cooler than instant unexplained death. The Flood gave us the word "antediluvian." Where would the English language be without such a wonderful word? -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 3:28:00 PM #90:	I'm glad when he's going to kill nearly everything, he at least makes sure it's done in a cool way. Very considerate. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665737] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> I'm glad when he's going to kill nearly everything, he at least makes sure it's done in a cool way. Very considerate. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OmarsComin 01/14/12 3:30:00 PM #91:	He could've had meteors rain down and drop straight down onto only the sinners. That would be at least as cool as a flood. <cite>OmarsComin posted [p:665738] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> He could've had meteors rain down and drop straight down onto only the sinners. That would be at least as cool as a flood. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayuyu 01/14/12 3:31:00 PM #92:	Or he could've stiched the mouth of all the sinners so they'd died of starvation. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest) http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif <cite>Ayuyu posted [p:665739] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Or he could've stiched the mouth of all the sinners so they'd died of starvation. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest)http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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red sox 777 01/14/12 3:32:00 PM #94:	My impression is that God likes to work in such a way as to minimize the number and extent of miracles (stuff that is impossible by the laws of physics), while still displaying his awesome power in a way that humans can understand. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665741] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> My impression is that God likes to work in such a way as to minimize the number and extent of miracles (stuff that is impossible by the laws of physics), while still displaying his awesome power in a way that humans can understand. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarvelousGerbil 01/14/12 3:33:00 PM #95:	-- http://oi44.tinypic.com/juac5w.jpg <cite>MarvelousGerbil posted [p:665742] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> -- http://oi44.tinypic.com/juac5w.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 3:34:00 PM #96:	My impression is there's just not much consistency in this narrative. It's interesting though. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665743] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> My impression is there's just not much consistency in this narrative.It's interesting though. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VincentLauw 01/14/12 3:36:00 PM #97:	My impression is that the bible is compromised of random religious texts thrown together to make it look like a cohesive story no that's not my impression that's just facts 'whoops' -- http://img.imgcake.com/VincentLauw/awesomehedgehogjpges.jpg <cite>VincentLauw posted [p:665744] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> My impression is that the bible is compromised of random religious texts thrown together to make it look like a cohesive storyno that's not my impression that's just facts 'whoops' -- http://img.imgcake.com/VincentLauw/awesomehedgehogjpges.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 3:38:00 PM #98:	The Bible was never intended to be one single story. It is a collection of scriptures, not one book, and has never claimed otherwise. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665745] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> The Bible was never intended to be one single story. It is a collection of scriptures, not one book, and has never claimed otherwise. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 3:39:00 PM #99:	Kinda lazy of him, don't you think. Crank that baby out in one sitting, will ya. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665746] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Kinda lazy of him, don't you think. Crank that baby out in one sitting, will ya. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VincentLauw 01/14/12 3:40:00 PM #100:	From: red sox 777 \| #098 The Bible was never intended to be one single story. It is a collection of scriptures, not one book, and has never claimed otherwise. I'm sorry my bad don't you find it strange that so many people started looking at it that way though? Or that so many people decided that that exact bundle of texts is the 'right' way of studying religion? Especially considering some texts are even believed to be polytheistic in origin? I'm sorry guys for ruining the fun I'll stop now -- http://img.imgcake.com/wappydoggif2gifzy.gif <cite>VincentLauw posted [p:665747] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: red sox 777 \| #098The Bible was never intended to be one single story. It is a collection of scriptures, not one book, and has never claimed otherwise.I'm sorry my baddon't you find it strange that so many people started looking at it that way though?Or that so many people decided that that exact bundle of texts is the 'right' way of studying religion?Especially considering some texts are even believed to be polytheistic in origin?I'm sorry guys for ruining the fun I'll stop now -- http://img.imgcake.com/wappydoggif2gifzy.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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