Board 8 > Plot hole in the Bible

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_BALLIN_ 01/14/12 1:38:00 PM #1:	There are 4260 different species of mammals in the world There are 7712 different species of reptiles in the world There are 5383 different species of amphibians in the world There are over 10,000 different species of birds in the world There are over 750,000 different species of insects in the world And you're telling me that a guy named Noah collected two of each of these by himself and had enough room on his ship for all the food/waste/etc associated with all these creatures? -- Ballin' <cite>_BALLIN_ posted [p:665648] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> There are 4260 different species of mammals in the worldThere are 7712 different species of reptiles in the worldThere are 5383 different species of amphibians in the worldThere are over 10,000 different species of birds in the worldThere are over 750,000 different species of insects in the worldAnd you're telling me that a guy named Noah collected two of each of these by himself and had enough room on his ship for all the food/waste/etc associated with all these creatures? -- Ballin' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Whiskey_Nick 01/14/12 1:39:00 PM #2:	Also they forget to mention Tebow -- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 <cite>Whiskey_Nick posted [p:665649] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Also they forget to mention Tebow -- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10)The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
metroid composite 01/14/12 1:40:00 PM #3:	It's a magic boat. -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision <cite>metroid composite posted [p:665650] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> It's a magic boat. -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WazzupGenius00 01/14/12 1:40:00 PM #4:	waffles -- SuperNiceDog is a vicious breed and should be banned from further Guru contests. <cite>WazzupGenius00 posted [p:665651] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> waffles -- SuperNiceDog is a vicious breed and should be banned from further Guru contests. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anagram 01/14/12 1:41:00 PM #5:	Well uh He possibly had God helping him with the details. -- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:665652] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Well uhHe possibly had God helping him with the details. -- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig.Started: July 6, 2005 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
metroid composite 01/14/12 1:42:00 PM #6:	(But seriously, this is no weirder than Jesus feeding 5000 starving people with five loaves of bread and two fish). -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision <cite>metroid composite posted [p:665653] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> (But seriously, this is no weirder than Jesus feeding 5000 starving people with five loaves of bread and two fish). -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BALLIN_ 01/14/12 1:44:00 PM #7:	*metroid composite posted...* (But seriously, this is no weirder than Jesus feeding 5000 starving people with five loaves of bread and two fish). Actually, it's a lot weirder. You can make the argument that those loaves of bread were massive. -- Ballin' <cite>_BALLIN_ posted [p:665654] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> metroid composite posted...(But seriously, this is no weirder than Jesus feeding 5000 starving people with five loaves of bread and two fish).Actually, it's a lot weirder. You can make the argument that those loaves of bread were massive. -- Ballin' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 01/14/12 1:44:00 PM #8:	....I never thought of this before -- http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/7351/xiiirocks.jpg <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:665655] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> ....I never thought of this before -- http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/7351/xiiirocks.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 01/14/12 1:46:00 PM #9:	There weren't as many species back then. Evolution didn't kick in until afterwards. -- It's Super Nice to get Dogged in the guru. <cite>azuarc posted [p:665656] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> There weren't as many species back then. Evolution didn't kick in until afterwards. -- It's Super Nice to get Dogged in the guru. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
paperwarior 01/14/12 1:48:00 PM #10:	It also depends on what a cubit is. -- I had a nightmare where Ulti forced me to eat brain matter. ;_;-MegaWentEvil <cite>paperwarior posted [p:665657] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> It also depends on what a cubit is. -- I had a nightmare where Ulti forced me to eat brain matter. ;_;-MegaWentEvil </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 01/14/12 1:49:00 PM #11:	A cubit is like, the length of your arm or something <_< -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:665658] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> A cubit is like, the length of your arm or something <_< -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpghttp://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HanOfTheNekos 01/14/12 1:49:00 PM #12:	*_BALLIN_ posted...* metroid composite posted... (But seriously, this is no weirder than Jesus feeding 5000 starving people with five loaves of bread and two fish). Actually, it's a lot weirder. You can make the argument that those loaves of bread were massive. You can't make the argument though that the Ark was massive? -- i am the acid eating away at the fabric of justice - Ed Bellis best [poelkemon ids nifdorino - Timjab <cite>HanOfTheNekos posted [p:665659] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> _BALLIN_ posted...metroid composite posted...(But seriously, this is no weirder than Jesus feeding 5000 starving people with five loaves of bread and two fish).Actually, it's a lot weirder. You can make the argument that those loaves of bread were massive.You can't make the argument though that the Ark was massive? -- i am the acid eating away at the fabric of justice - Ed Bellisbest [poelkemon ids nifdorino - Timjab </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HanOfTheNekos 01/14/12 1:50:00 PM #13:	*SmartMuffin posted...* A cubit is like, the length of your arm or something <_< Not necessarily how it was in times past! -- i am the acid eating away at the fabric of justice - Ed Bellis best [poelkemon ids nifdorino - Timjab <cite>HanOfTheNekos posted [p:665660] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> SmartMuffin posted...A cubit is like, the length of your arm or something <_<Not necessarily how it was in times past! -- i am the acid eating away at the fabric of justice - Ed Bellisbest [poelkemon ids nifdorino - Timjab </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 01/14/12 1:54:00 PM #14:	From: azuarc \| #009 There weren't as many species back then. Evolution didn't kick in until afterwards. This is always a funny concept when combined with the "the universe is 6000 years old" idea. That is some hella-fast evolution we are talking about here. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:665661] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: azuarc \| #009There weren't as many species back then. Evolution didn't kick in until afterwards.This is always a funny concept when combined with the "the universe is 6000 years old" idea. That is some hella-fast evolution we are talking about here. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 01/14/12 1:54:00 PM #15:	From: HanOfTheNekos \| #013 *SmartMuffin posted...* A cubit is like, the length of your arm or something <_< Not necessarily how it was in times past! Are you suggesting that people in Biblical times had GIANT ARMS? -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:665662] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: HanOfTheNekos \| #013SmartMuffin posted...A cubit is like, the length of your arm or something <_<Not necessarily how it was in times past!Are you suggesting that people in Biblical times had GIANT ARMS? -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpghttp://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
metroid composite 01/14/12 1:56:00 PM #16:	*HanOfTheNekos posted...* _BALLIN_ posted... metroid composite posted... (But seriously, this is no weirder than Jesus feeding 5000 starving people with five loaves of bread and two fish). Actually, it's a lot weirder. You can make the argument that those loaves of bread were massive. You can't make the argument though that the Ark was massive? Largest passenger ship right now is...6000 passengers? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oasis_of_the_Seas So like...12,000 humans once you account for crew. And most animals are a lot smaller than humans. Ok sure. Although...how did one person build a ship that big? -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision <cite>metroid composite posted [p:665663] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> HanOfTheNekos posted..._BALLIN_ posted...metroid composite posted...(But seriously, this is no weirder than Jesus feeding 5000 starving people with five loaves of bread and two fish).Actually, it's a lot weirder. You can make the argument that those loaves of bread were massive.You can't make the argument though that the Ark was massive?Largest passenger ship right now is...6000 passengers?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oasis_of_the_SeasSo like...12,000 humans once you account for crew. And most animals are a lot smaller than humans. Ok sure.Although...how did one person build a ship that big? -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Falcon120 01/14/12 1:56:00 PM #17:	Nah, they were just using the arm size of an ice giant. -- *Many a false step is made by standing still* <cite>Falcon120 posted [p:665664] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Nah, they were just using the arm size of an ice giant. -- Many a false step is made by standing still </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
paperwarior 01/14/12 1:56:00 PM #18:	From: CalvinbalI \| #014 This is always a funny concept when combined with the "the universe is 6000 years old" idea. That is some hella-fast evolution we are talking about here. God must have made mysterious time streams evolve them. -- http://img.imgcake.com/paperpngvu.png <cite>paperwarior posted [p:665665] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: CalvinbalI \| #014This is always a funny concept when combined with the "the universe is 6000 years old" idea. That is some hella-fast evolution we are talking about here.God must have made mysterious time streams evolve them. -- http://img.imgcake.com/paperpngvu.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
metroid composite 01/14/12 1:57:00 PM #19:	*CalvinbalI posted...* From: azuarc \| #009 There weren't as many species back then. Evolution didn't kick in until afterwards. This is always a funny concept when combined with the "the universe is 6000 years old" idea. That is some hella-fast evolution we are talking about here. Look at how fast we were able to breed dogs. >_> -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision <cite>metroid composite posted [p:665666] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> CalvinbalI posted...From: azuarc \| #009There weren't as many species back then. Evolution didn't kick in until afterwards.This is always a funny concept when combined with the "the universe is 6000 years old" idea. That is some hella-fast evolution we are talking about here.Look at how fast we were able to breed dogs. >_> -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 01/14/12 2:00:00 PM #20:	And how did carnivores eat, afterward? Was Noah very diligent about making sure every species at the bottom of the food chain procreated before anything higher up consumed it? "Alright, now you two mosquitos do it. Ok, good, we've got some eggs. Now frogs, you can each eat one mosquito. No more! Now have sex, yes, good. Alright, now we got some tadpoles. Ok foxes, now you can eat the two frogs..." -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:665667] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> And how did carnivores eat, afterward? Was Noah very diligent about making sure every species at the bottom of the food chain procreated before anything higher up consumed it?"Alright, now you two mosquitos do it. Ok, good, we've got some eggs. Now frogs, you can each eat one mosquito. No more! Now have sex, yes, good. Alright, now we got some tadpoles. Ok foxes, now you can eat the two frogs..." -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BBallman7 01/14/12 2:01:00 PM #21:	That was just to get them from wolves to now. Pretty sure we'd need more than 6000 years to get them from single-celled organisms to what they are now. -- TimJab you a pimp boi Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer <cite>BBallman7 posted [p:665668] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> That was just to get them from wolves to now. Pretty sure we'd need more than 6000 years to get them from single-celled organisms to what they are now. -- TimJab you a pimp boiAnyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cloud and Squall 01/14/12 2:02:00 PM #22:	Why would you need to put birds on an ark? -- See You In Another Life, Brother. <cite>Cloud and Squall posted [p:665669] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Why would you need to put birds on an ark? -- See You In Another Life, Brother. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BALLIN_ 01/14/12 2:03:00 PM #23:	*Cloud and Squall posted...* Why would you need to put birds on an ark? Birds need to roost/sleep/eat. Birds can't fly for 40 straight days and nights you know -- Ballin' <cite>_BALLIN_ posted [p:665670] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Cloud and Squall posted...Why would you need to put birds on an ark?Birds need to roost/sleep/eat. Birds can't fly for 40 straight days and nights you know -- Ballin' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
paperwarior 01/14/12 2:03:00 PM #24:	Just to give them somewhere to rest. Now, fish probably wouldn't need any help. -- Weird. Creepy! <cite>paperwarior posted [p:665671] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Just to give them somewhere to rest. Now, fish probably wouldn't need any help. -- Weird. Creepy! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 01/14/12 2:04:00 PM #25:	From: Cloud and Squall \| #022 Why would you need to put birds on an ark? Considering the flood was massive enough to cover mountains, the air would be too thin for birds to fly. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:665672] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: Cloud and Squall \| #022Why would you need to put birds on an ark?Considering the flood was massive enough to cover mountains, the air would be too thin for birds to fly. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
metroid composite 01/14/12 2:05:00 PM #26:	*_BALLIN_ posted...* Cloud and Squall posted... Why would you need to put birds on an ark? Birds need to roost/sleep/eat. Birds can't fly for 40 straight days and nights you know But what about water birds like ducks? -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision <cite>metroid composite posted [p:665673] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> _BALLIN_ posted...Cloud and Squall posted...Why would you need to put birds on an ark?Birds need to roost/sleep/eat. Birds can't fly for 40 straight days and nights you knowBut what about water birds like ducks? -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 01/14/12 2:05:00 PM #27:	From: paperwarior \| #024 Just to give them somewhere to rest. Now, fish probably wouldn't need any help. There are fresh water fish and salt water fish. How did they both survive in one giant ocean? -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:665674] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: paperwarior \| #024Just to give them somewhere to rest. Now, fish probably wouldn't need any help.There are fresh water fish and salt water fish. How did they both survive in one giant ocean? -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YetAnothrShadow 01/14/12 2:09:00 PM #28:	In his defense, there was probably alot less species back than. EDIT: From: azuarc \| #009 There weren't as many species back then. Evolution didn't kick in until afterwards. already brought up it seems. -- Brawl is like ZSS' breasts. Well rounded for casual players http://img.imgcake.com/1319527328883gifad.gif <cite>YetAnothrShadow posted [p:665675] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> In his defense, there was probably alot less species back than.EDIT:From: azuarc \| #009There weren't as many species back then. Evolution didn't kick in until afterwards.already brought up it seems. -- Brawl is like ZSS' breasts. Well rounded for casual playershttp://img.imgcake.com/1319527328883gifad.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
metroid composite 01/14/12 2:18:00 PM #29:	Wait, couldn't God just remake any species he wanted anyway if they did get flooded out? -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision <cite>metroid composite posted [p:665676] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Wait, couldn't God just remake any species he wanted anyway if they did get flooded out? -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayuyu 01/14/12 2:19:00 PM #30:	From: metroid composite \| #029 Wait, couldn't God just remake any species he wanted anyway if they did get flooded out? God is lazy as **, couldn't even bother resurrecting his son twice. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest) http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif <cite>Ayuyu posted [p:665677] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: metroid composite \| #029Wait, couldn't God just remake any species he wanted anyway if they did get flooded out?God is lazy as **, couldn't even bother resurrecting his son twice. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest)http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayuyu 01/14/12 2:19:00 PM #31:	And whenever he does something it's to kill people. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest) http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif <cite>Ayuyu posted [p:665678] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> And whenever he does something it's to kill people. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest)http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 01/14/12 2:23:00 PM #32:	From: metroid composite \| #029 Wait, couldn't God just remake any species he wanted anyway if they did get flooded out? What's the point of the ark in the first place, then? -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:665679] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: metroid composite \| #029Wait, couldn't God just remake any species he wanted anyway if they did get flooded out?What's the point of the ark in the first place, then? -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
metroid composite 01/14/12 2:24:00 PM #33:	*Ayuyu posted...* From: metroid composite \| #029 Wait, couldn't God just remake any species he wanted anyway if they did get flooded out? God is lazy as **, couldn't even bother resurrecting his son twice. Twice? Wait, when did he die a second time? And he resurrected Lazarus, so he can't be that lazy. -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision <cite>metroid composite posted [p:665680] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Ayuyu posted...From: metroid composite \| #029Wait, couldn't God just remake any species he wanted anyway if they did get flooded out?God is lazy as **, couldn't even bother resurrecting his son twice.Twice? Wait, when did he die a second time?And he resurrected Lazarus, so he can't be that lazy. -- Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayvuir 01/14/12 2:25:00 PM #34:	-- ~C~ - NIO BUNNY - http://img.imgcake.com/nio/76ayvpngam.png A Hot Dog will make you a fatty, a SuperNiceDog will make you a GURU! <cite>Ayvuir posted [p:665681] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> -- ~C~ - NIO BUNNY - http://img.imgcake.com/nio/76ayvpngam.pngA Hot Dog will make you a fatty, a SuperNiceDog will make you a GURU! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 2:26:00 PM #35:	-- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665682] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GANON1025 01/14/12 2:29:00 PM #36:	hey can i be an internet tough guy and make fun of religion as well? -- You beat yourself up with your past. Don't blame yourself, blame the world. Blame God. Blame me. <cite>GANON1025 posted [p:665683] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> hey can i be an internet tough guy and make fun of religion as well? -- You beat yourself up with your past. Don't blame yourself, blame the world. Blame God. Blame me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero11 01/14/12 2:30:00 PM #37:	Account Created Sunday, January 8, 2012 1:12 PM COME ON BOARD 8 quit feeding this guy lol -- make me swift i happy with the life i have no life oh and by the way i hope you have a very merry un chrismas and get nothing but coal in your stocking- ertyu <cite>MZero11 posted [p:665684] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Account Created Sunday, January 8, 2012 1:12 PMCOME ON BOARD 8 quit feeding this guy lol -- make me swift i happy with the life i have no life oh and by the way i hope you have a very merry un chrismas and get nothing but coal in your stocking- ertyu </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
paperwarior 01/14/12 2:34:00 PM #38:	From: CalvinbalI \| #027 There are fresh water fish and salt water fish. How did they both survive in one giant ocean? Didn't think of that. Guess he had to put the freshwater fish in tanks on the ark. -- Weird. Creepy! <cite>paperwarior posted [p:665685] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: CalvinbalI \| #027There are fresh water fish and salt water fish. How did they both survive in one giant ocean?Didn't think of that. Guess he had to put the freshwater fish in tanks on the ark. -- Weird. Creepy! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 2:35:00 PM #39:	Most species are very small, so you could fit them all on a large ark. You can fit probably tens of thousands of insect species in the same space you need for the elephants. Also, with the bread, the point of that is that it was a miracle. That means, it is impossible by the laws of physics, but God made it happen. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665686] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Most species are very small, so you could fit them all on a large ark. You can fit probably tens of thousands of insect species in the same space you need for the elephants.Also, with the bread, the point of that is that it was a miracle. That means, it is impossible by the laws of physics, but God made it happen. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 2:36:00 PM #40:	From: red sox 777 \| #039 Most species are very small, so you could fit them all on a large ark. You can fit probably tens of thousands of insect species in the same space you need for the elephants. Are you imagining just squishing them all into that space with no room to move? -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665687] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: red sox 777 \| #039Most species are very small, so you could fit them all on a large ark. You can fit probably tens of thousands of insect species in the same space you need for the elephants.Are you imagining just squishing them all into that space with no room to move? -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 2:37:00 PM #41:	Sure, no one said that the animals on the Ark had any comfort. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665688] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Sure, no one said that the animals on the Ark had any comfort. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 01/14/12 2:38:00 PM #42:	Well, they have to survive, don't they? -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:665689] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Well, they have to survive, don't they? -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forceful_Dragon 01/14/12 2:38:00 PM #43:	That boat took over 100 years to build. I'm sure it was big enough. -- ~Ç~ Eff_Dee http://img.imgcake.com/FDjpgyb.jpg <cite>Forceful_Dragon posted [p:665690] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> That boat took over 100 years to build. I'm sure it was big enough. -- ~Ç~ Eff_Deehttp://img.imgcake.com/FDjpgyb.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 2:39:00 PM #44:	And remember the power of volume. Say an elephant is as tall as 100 insects, as long as 200 insects, and as wide as 70 insects. Then you can fit 100 x 200 x 70 = 140,000 insects in the same space as 1 elephant. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665691] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> And remember the power of volume. Say an elephant is as tall as 100 insects, as long as 200 insects, and as wide as 70 insects. Then you can fit 100 x 200 x 70 = 140,000 insects in the same space as 1 elephant. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayuyu 01/14/12 2:40:00 PM #45:	From: red sox 777 \| #044 And remember the power of volume. Say an elephant is as tall as 100 insects, as long as 200 insects, and as wide as 70 insects. Then you can fit 100 x 200 x 70 = 140,000 insects in the same space as 1 elephant. You can also fit more in its ass. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest) http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif <cite>Ayuyu posted [p:665692] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: red sox 777 \| #044And remember the power of volume. Say an elephant is as tall as 100 insects, as long as 200 insects, and as wide as 70 insects. Then you can fit 100 x 200 x 70 = 140,000 insects in the same space as 1 elephant.You can also fit more in its ass. -- http://i40.tinypic.com/mc3igi.gif (Never gonna post the rest)http://img.imgcake.com/happybouncytimegifej.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VincentLauw 01/14/12 2:40:00 PM #46:	Red sox 777 layin down the math skills and owning everyone in this topic go red sox 777 our savior -- http://img.imgcake.com/wappydoggif2gifzy.gif <cite>VincentLauw posted [p:665693] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Red sox 777 layin down the math skills and owning everyone in this topicgo red sox 777 our savior -- http://img.imgcake.com/wappydoggif2gifzy.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 01/14/12 2:41:00 PM #47:	From: paperwarior \| #038 Didn't think of that. Guess he had to put the freshwater fish in tanks on the ark. But did the mass amounts of fresh water from the torrential rain dilute the salinity to make it unlivable for salt water fish? How would Noah know either way going into it? -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:665694] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> From: paperwarior \| #038Didn't think of that. Guess he had to put the freshwater fish in tanks on the ark.But did the mass amounts of fresh water from the torrential rain dilute the salinity to make it unlivable for salt water fish? How would Noah know either way going into it? -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xiahou Shake 01/14/12 2:41:00 PM #48:	Hold up, hold up, hold up. If God created the universe... then who created God? -- Falcon Punch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw <cite>Xiahou Shake posted [p:665695] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Hold up, hold up, hold up.If God created the universe... then who created God? -- Falcon Punchhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarvelousGerbil 01/14/12 2:41:00 PM #49:	If Adam and Eve were the only people alive at one point, why is incest a sin and why do we not all have like 20 extra chromosomes? -- http://oi44.tinypic.com/juac5w.jpg <cite>MarvelousGerbil posted [p:665696] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> If Adam and Eve were the only people alive at one point, why is incest a sin and why do we not all have like 20 extra chromosomes? -- http://oi44.tinypic.com/juac5w.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 01/14/12 2:41:00 PM #50:	Yeah, an elephant needs more space than it's body volume to survive too. But there's plenty of room on an ark as large as the one for which the measurements are given in the Bible. Feeding them is more difficult, but presumably if God can get all those species to come aboard the ark, he can deal with that too. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pick your 7 time champion, Link. <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:665697] in Plot hole ... [t:61653238]...</cite> <quote> Yeah, an elephant needs more space than it's body volume to survive too. But there's plenty of room on an ark as large as the one for which the measurements are given in the Bible. Feeding them is more difficult, but presumably if God can get all those species to come aboard the ark, he can deal with that too. -- Congratulations to SuperNiceDog, Guru Winner, who was smart enough to pickyour 7 time champion, Link. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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