Board 8 > fetus gives his top 25 characters in the A Song of Ice and Fire series [SPOILAZ]

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AlecTrevelyan006
01/31/12 11:00:00 PM
#101:


From: SMOKEDOG42O | #099
Go on...


Go on about Alleras being the Sphinx?

Allleras backwards = Sarella

Alleras has a prominent widow's peak like all of Oberyn's daughters. Also has Oberyn's eyes.

One of the other Sand Snakes refers to how her little sister loves Oldtown.

“Unless she returns to Dorne, there’s naught I can do about Sarella save pray that she shows more sense
than her sisters. Leave her to her... game. Gather up the others. I shall not sleep until I know that they are safe
and under guard.”
-Captain of the Guards, Feast for Crows

Here's a bunch of quotes to show it (in the first half of the article, it goes into other theories later), don't wanna go through all of them but it's a pretty hefty amount
http://www.towerofthehand.com/blog/2010/08/24_if_its_chains_you_want_/index.html

And yeah, I didn't figure out Mance being Abel/Bael the Bard until I figured out "oh, that's a very coincidental number of washerwomen"

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SMOKEDOG42O
02/01/12 12:15:00 AM
#102:


I didn't figure out the Mance thing until I did my Mance writeup and read his ASoIaF wiki page.

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saveus_Maria
02/01/12 12:54:00 AM
#103:


whenever the washerwoman called the guard a "kneeler", that's the moment I figured it out

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YoboD
02/01/12 2:18:00 AM
#104:


I never figure out any of these theories until I end up reading them online.

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Logicblade
02/01/12 3:06:00 AM
#105:


How do you even pronounce Jaqen H'ghar anyway?

Jack en Haghar?
Jaygen Huh ghar?

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kevwaffles
02/01/12 4:07:00 AM
#106:


I knew Mance was the singer the same moment they mentioned there was a singer. Actually, that's how I figured he'd infiltrate Winterfell in the first place, so I was kind of waiting for a singer to show up.

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SMOKEDOG42O
02/01/12 5:42:00 AM
#107:


Jack en Huh guh harr.

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linkhatesganon
02/01/12 6:28:00 AM
#108:


Khal Drogo > Daenerys, what??

I'm midway in ADwD (just read the first Dorne episode) and if you rank Daenerys so low because of her episodes in that one, maybe you should as well exclude Tyrion. Of course, his episodes in CoK and SoS are top tier, but man... in ADwD they are simply unbearable.

In fact, I didn't even touch the book for 2 months in the part that was Quentyn > Asha > Tyrion (VII). I thought his episodes would get much better, knowing the character he meets, but I was completely wrong.

Talking about Quentyn, he must be the biggest letdown in the entire series for me (so far)

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SMOKEDOG42O
02/01/12 6:28:00 AM
#109:


Jack en Huh guh harr.

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/01/12 6:31:00 AM
#110:


From: linkhatesganon | #108
Khal Drogo > Daenerys, what??

I'm midway in ADwD (just read the first Dorne episode) and if you rank Daenerys so low because of her episodes in that one, maybe you should as well exclude Tyrion. Of course, his episodes in CoK and SoS are top tier, but man... in ADwD they are simply unbearable.

In fact, I didn't even touch the book for 2 months in the part that was Quentyn > Asha > Tyrion (VII). I thought his episodes would get much better, knowing the character he meets, but I was completely wrong.

Talking about Quentyn, he must be the biggest letdown in the entire series for me (so far)


Daeny was meh before Dance, in which she was terrible all book.

Tyrion was interesting in previous books and was bad in most of Dance.

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kevwaffles
02/01/12 6:33:00 AM
#111:


From: linkhatesganon | #108
Talking about Quentyn, he must be the biggest letdown in the entire series for me (so far)


You had high expectations for him? Basically every mention of him in Feast talked about how underwhelming a person he was.

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/01/12 6:36:00 AM
#112:


"Oh".

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linkhatesganon
02/01/12 7:02:00 AM
#113:


Those two (Tyrion and Daenerys) are still very likely my two favourite characters in the series... but once again, I must admit Theon steals the show. I am always looking forward to reading the next episode.

And as for Quentyn, I like nearly all the members of the Martell House, except for Doran, and I was very intrigued about him, specially knowing he is to meet Daenerys. But his episodes ended up being pointless.

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/01/12 7:04:00 AM
#114:


Doran > Daenerys.

Batman of Westeros. JUST GIVE HIM TIME TO PLAN.

What do you mean Quentyn wasn't part of his plan?

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muddersmilk
02/01/12 7:41:00 AM
#115:


Good stuff so far.

Glad to see I wasn't the only one who didn't like Tyrion and Dany's stuff in the last book.

Also what are the names of the short stories compilations that these Dunk and Egg tales are in?

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/01/12 8:03:00 AM
#116:


The Hedge Knight was in the "Legends" anthology. The Sworn Sword was in the "Legends II" anthology. The Mystery Knight was in the "Warriors" anthology.

You can check for editors on wikipedia if you're looking for them on amazon or something http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tales_of_dunk_and_egg

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kevwaffles
02/01/12 8:06:00 AM
#117:


From: AlecTrevelyan006 | #114
Batman of Westeros. JUST GIVE HIM TIME TO PLAN.


More like Bruce Wayne circa Batman Beyond. Except even old Bruce could occasionally contribute to the action.

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Logicblade
02/01/12 12:46:00 PM
#118:


Doran just needs a new Oberyn.

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/01/12 1:07:00 PM
#119:


The gout is a lie. He is just getting his enemies right where he wants them...

Like Batman Beyond Bruce with his cane and such.

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Ngamer64
02/01/12 1:12:00 PM
#120:


fetus, what's your e-mail?

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SMOKEDOG42O
02/02/12 7:15:00 PM
#121:


I wanna read what Skagos is like

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Ngamer64
02/02/12 9:55:00 PM
#122:


I can promise plenty of interesting reading once you post that address.

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/03/12 8:01:00 AM
#123:


More writeups!

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muddersmilk
02/03/12 8:17:00 AM
#124:


AlecTrevelyan006 posted...
The Hedge Knight was in the "Legends" anthology. The Sworn Sword was in the "Legends II" anthology. The Mystery Knight was in the "Warriors" anthology.

You can check for editors on wikipedia if you're looking for them on amazon or something http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tales_of_dunk_and_egg


I'm just going to check them out at the library.

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/03/12 8:18:00 AM
#125:


From: muddersmilk | #124
AlecTrevelyan006 posted...
The Hedge Knight was in the "Legends" anthology. The Sworn Sword was in the "Legends II" anthology. The Mystery Knight was in the "Warriors" anthology.

You can check for editors on wikipedia if you're looking for them on amazon or something http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tales_of_dunk_and_egg


I'm just going to check them out at the library.


Good luck! They're nice and short and a fun fix that gives you some useful background.

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Eeeevil Overlord
02/03/12 2:50:00 PM
#126:


Btw, is this being archived in the wiki? If not I want to keep bumping it once it's done if I've not finished DwD by then (though hopefully I will have done).

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SMOKEDOG42O
02/03/12 9:56:00 PM
#127:


I'll archive it on the wiki if nobody does it tonight ^_~

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SMOKEDOG42O
02/05/12 10:50:00 AM
#128:


Super Bump.

I'm cleaning and cooking for the game tonight, but I'll post tomorrow fo' sho'.

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SMOKEDOG42O
02/06/12 11:09:00 AM
#129:


#17: Sandor Glegane, AKA "The Hound"

"A knight's a sword with a horse. The rest, the vows and the sacred oils and the lady's favors, they're silk ribbons tied round the sword. Maybe the sword's prettier with the ribbons hanging off it, but it will kill you just as dead. Well, bugger your ribbons, and shove your swords up your arses. I'm the same as you. The only difference is, I don't lie about what I am."
- Sandor Clegane

Sandor Clegane, known colloquially as "The Hound", is a horrible, horrible man who has done unspeakable things to nearly everybody he's ever met. I'm not going to recount what he's done in the books (he's had a ton of story arcs with a bunch of different characters and if you're reading this then you've probably already read his adventures, already), but I will point out why I like him.

He hates everybody and everything so much that he just wants to escape. He hates the whole "system" of lords and knights and King's Hands and so on and so forth. He hates his entire family. He hates the Lannisters and the Starks and probably Daenerys and probably even ****ing Rickon. He is a man with a cold heart, a heart that couldn't even be warmed by the super bright sword that Beric "****ing" Dondarrion fought him with.

That scene was awesome, by the by.

So yeah, he's a jaded *******, burnt out on the world around him, wandering from place to place trying to prove his worth. That's cool. But what makes him all the cooler is the fact that half of his face is melted. See, his older brother, Gregor (it took me a while to get used to using their actual names - I got that The Mountain was The Hound's older brother, but I kept getting Sandor and Gregor confused) shoved his face into a pile of coals because he, like, talked **** or something. And then Gregor killed his dad and inherited their estate. That part's not really important for the face-melting, but I felt like I should throw it in there, regardless.

Another thing I like about The Hound is that he's a totally imposing presence. Jaime is a great swordsman, but Brienne could hold her own against him. Jorah Mormont and Barristan Selmy are both also total BAMFs, but they'd most likely get their heads crushed in by either of the Cleganes.

I want Fat Belwas to fight The Hound.

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kevwaffles
02/06/12 11:30:00 AM
#130:


From: SMOKEDOG42O | #129
who has done unspeakable things to nearly everybody he's ever met


Um, what?

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EndOfDiscOne
02/06/12 11:37:00 AM
#131:


Jaime is a great swordsman, but Brienne could hold her own against him.

After spending a year in a dungeon, and with his hands bound together. I still think Jaime was the best swordsman in Westeros during his prime, however Selmy and Arthur Dayne were probably better in theirs.

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/06/12 12:04:00 PM
#132:


From: SMOKEDOG42O | #129
He hates the Lannisters and the Starks and probably Daenerys and probably even ****ing Rickon.


Man, he hates things you've probably never heard of. He's like a hipster of hate. A Hatepster.

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/06/12 12:05:00 PM
#133:


Oberyn Martel was doomed when he tried to steal the Hound's kill.

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EndOfDiscOne
02/06/12 12:11:00 PM
#134:


AlecTrevelyan006 posted...
From: SMOKEDOG42O | #129
He hates the Lannisters and the Starks and probably Daenerys and probably even ****ing Rickon.
Man, he hates things you've probably never heard of. He's like a hipster of hate. A Hatepster.


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Giggsalot
02/06/12 12:17:00 PM
#135:


i love the guy but i'm probably the only person who doesn't want the hound to show up again

LET THE MAN REPENT AND DIG GRAVES GODDAMNIT

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/06/12 12:19:00 PM
#136:


From: Giggsalot | #135
i love the guy but i'm probably the only person who doesn't want the hound to show up again

LET THE MAN REPENT AND DIG GRAVES GODDAMNIT


I would say "He has to kill the Mountain" but this is GRRM so I could see all that buildup ending in "lol j/k that hyped matchup is over"

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Giggsalot
02/06/12 12:22:00 PM
#137:


the stage is certainly set for the whole "faith vs cersei" showdown but i think it would be cheap and cliche

i really like the subtle redemption he gets in AFFC and would love it to represent the end of his character arc

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SMOKEDOG42O
02/06/12 4:33:00 PM
#138:


Knowing GRRM it'll probably be, like, Gregor vs. an Other.

Holy crap that'd be awesome.

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Logicblade
02/06/12 5:26:00 PM
#139:


Yeah Gregor would probably kill the Others no problem... they should just send him to the wall. Make him the wall.

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/06/12 8:51:00 PM
#140:


From: Logicblade | #139
Yeah Gregor would probably kill the Others no problem... they should just send him to the wall. Make him the wall.


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02/07/12 4:26:00 AM
#141:


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SMOKEDOG42O
02/07/12 10:47:00 AM
#142:


So last night I had a dream that I was hanging out with Arya and we were at the Wall, hanging out with Jon. So Jon and Sam and Edd go up in the lift but tell us we can't go up to the top of the wall so we, like, hide in this bell? That goes to the top of the wall? And we get to the top of the wall where a bunch of Night's Watch dudes are throwing wildlings off the wall and Stannis and an Umber come up, and the Umber has taken Stannis and his whole army hostage and was making him wear a silly fool's costume. Stannis told somebody to kill Umber already, and then I woke up.

Whoa, what an awesome dream! It was pretty cool feeling like I was at the top of the wall, though.

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SMOKEDOG42O
02/08/12 7:18:00 PM
#143:


http://www.jest.com/video/141418/****-dothraki-say

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Eeeevil Overlord
02/09/12 3:36:00 AM
#144:


Annnd caught up. Literally didn't realise Abel was Mance until this topic. Ngamer, would other emails being posted result in interesting reading too?

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CoolCly
02/09/12 6:23:00 AM
#145:


1. GRRManderly.

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CoolCly
02/09/12 6:25:00 AM
#146:


Also wtf how could you all not have realized that guy was Mance. I thought those kickass sidekick girls of his kinda gave him away.

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Eeeevil Overlord
02/09/12 6:33:00 AM
#147:


I'm terrible at spotting anything that's not incredibly spelled out when it comes to that kind of thing.

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TVontheRadio
02/09/12 7:32:00 AM
#148:


did you know that loras and renly were GAY for each other

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AlecTrevelyan006
02/09/12 8:16:00 AM
#149:


From: Eeeevil Overlord | #144
Annnd caught up. Literally didn't realise Abel was Mance until this topic. Ngamer, would other emails being posted result in interesting reading too?


Yes, posted or messaged to ngamer or myself.

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SMOKEDOG42O
02/09/12 9:30:00 AM
#150:


From: TVontheRadio | #148
did you know that loras and renly were GAY for each other


wut

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