Board 8 > The hottest girl in the world offers you a BJ

(+) Yeah! (+)

Under the condition that you are not allowed to tell anybody about it or else she gets to have her boyfriend sodomize you with a baseball bat

Do you accept?

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"Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant.
"Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood

Yes. Why the hell wouldn't you?

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.

Yeah sure

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I see no downside to this.

...either way

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I can't control it! SuperNiceDog RISES!

Of course. Then I use an alt to tell everyone.

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Okay, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife. ~ Mr. Green
Enjoy the silence.

Yes.

This is quite possibly the easiest question ever asked.

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No sorry, a BJ means nothing to me without the post-sex media storm

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**R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D**

No one finds out unless I talk? Sounds good to me!

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This is one of the dumbest questions that has ever been asked on this board.

Seriously.

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what

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I'd do it and tell everyone anyway. Then I can have fun killing the boyfriend in self defense and no doubt win the girl over with my sexy... uh... killing skills. Gotta figure she's into that kinda thing if these are her terms.

100% foolproof plan.

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No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

But what if you think your girlfriend is the hottest girl in the world

You'd instantly tell someone else (the boyfriend) that it happened just because you'd know it happened, and then you'd be obligated to really hurt yourself

Guys this question might actually be deep

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**R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D**

The hottest girl in the world offers me a beautiful Jaguar? Of course I'd accept it! I'd rather have a Corvette, but I'd never look a giftcar in the grill. But man, how would I keep it a secret from all my friends?

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GenesisSaga posted...
The hottest girl in the world offers me a beautiful Jaguar? Of course I'd accept it! I'd rather have a Corvette, but I'd never look a giftcar in the grill. But man, how would I keep it a secret from all my friends?

Paint racing stripes on it, of course.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.

From: GenesisSaga | #014
The hottest girl in the world offers me a beautiful Jaguar? Of course I'd accept it! I'd rather have a Corvette, but I'd never look a giftcar in the grill. But man, how would I keep it a secret from all my friends?

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"What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog

Take the bat like a man.

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So long as she isn't going to bite me or tell people I made her do it or something, sure. (of course, I would be highly skeptical if this ever came to pass in real life)

... I swear, there's gotta be some obvious caveat I'm missing.

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Accept and tell people anyway. Baseball bat rape will undoubtedly hurt, but if the world knows that its hottest woman blew me, it puts all other women - all of them - in play. Worth the pain.

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Watch and you'll see... SuperNiceDog own me... in the Guru!

Yeah sure, I see literally no downside to letting her do this.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar